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Thread: How do women have sex without getting paranoid about farting?

post 1610409581 07-12-2020, 06:51 PM
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How do women have sex without getting paranoid about farting?

Being bent over constantly and having your anus played with how are they not paranoid that they are gonna let out a fart?
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post 1610409741 07-12-2020, 06:53 PM
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they eat Taco Bell then rip farts in their car before sex. serious. I caught them few times in my driveway

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post 1610409781 07-12-2020, 06:54 PM
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If she is thinking about farting...or thinking much at all...you're doing it wrong.
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post 1610409891 07-12-2020, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
If she is thinking about farting...or thinking much at all...you're doing it wrong.
^^^^^ Usually enjoying it too much to be worried about that kind of stuff.
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post 1610410121 07-12-2020, 06:58 PM
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Girls' vaginas only feel tight because they're clenching down to hold in the farts
post 1610410451 07-12-2020, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
^^^^^ Usually enjoying it too much to be worried about that kind of stuff.
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post 1610410591 07-12-2020, 07:03 PM
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sex is a myth.
post 1610410721 07-12-2020, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
lol It's true. Sometimes think of stuff like that beforehand but once we get going any thought besides him and how good it feels goes right out the window.
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post 1610410851 07-12-2020, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
^^^^^ Usually enjoying it too much to be worried about that kind of stuff.
that's when the farts slip out like ninjas. and girl farts are like sarin gas
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post 1610410901 07-12-2020, 07:06 PM
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It happens. Who cares?
post 1610411121 07-12-2020, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
lol It's true. Sometimes think of stuff like that beforehand but once we get going any thought besides him and how good it feels goes right out the window.
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post 1610411331 07-12-2020, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
that's when the farts slip out like ninjas. and girl farts are like sarin gas
Honestly never have during sex.
Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
lol at these gifs.
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post 1610411411 07-12-2020, 07:12 PM
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Op they are not thinking about farts since they are thinking about all the queef they are holding in.
post 1610411731 07-12-2020, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
If she is thinking about farting...or thinking much at all...you're doing it wrong.
Just trying to plan their escape
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post 1610411911 07-12-2020, 07:18 PM
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post 1610423111 07-12-2020, 09:43 PM
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women aint sht. they're insecure about everything and project it on to you. they're weak bitches who dont even speak their mind. manipulative liars

envy gay brahs would trade places with them in a heartbeart but i see sloots like this and get unimaginable boner.

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