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post 1610551371 07-14-2020, 08:31 AM
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LOL at manlets

Neglected by their mothers when they were babies.

Loathed by their mothers when it became apparent they were undersized and destined to a life of being underdeveloped.

Loved so much by their fathers that they were taught to be megalomaniacs rather than being taught important values such as love, friendship and being a human.

It isn't hard to understand why manlets are the way they are. Overcompensating and trying to distract themselves from being on the short end of everything since they were born.

"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610551511 07-14-2020, 08:32 AM
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post 1610553891 07-14-2020, 08:58 AM
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"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610554281 07-14-2020, 09:05 AM
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Considering that anything under 6ft is a manlet and the fact that the average world height is 5'5''...

World's full of us brahWe are repopulating at alarming rates
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash
Considering that anything under 6ft is a manlet and the fact that the average world height is 5'5''...

World's full of us brahWe are repopulating at alarming rates
I just made a post alluding to this. Yes, it is true that teh manlet is reproducing at alarming rates. It's like one manlet produces 2-3 manlets that will be even shorter.

We will be transitioning from clownworld to a full on circus in a decade

"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610554711 07-14-2020, 09:09 AM
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I'm not a tradie or a manlet but these threads are funnier to me than the tradie threads. I think it is the almost believable absurdity of these that make me laugh. The tradie threads just seem mean spirited
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post 1610555671 07-14-2020, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313
I'm not a tradie or a manlet but these threads are funnier to me than the tradie threads. I think it is the almost believable absurdity of these that make me laugh. The tradie threads just seem mean spirited
Who would make fun of tradies? We actually need tradies to make things work. The worst tradies are the manlet swindlers that overcharge, do shoddy work and leave inferior semen all over the place out of pure hatred for mankind.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610556481 07-14-2020, 09:27 AM
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Yet most of the manlets on this forum probably pull more than you do. I suppose you need someone to pick on as a classic bullied kid, so you pick on something someone else cant change to make yourself feel better about being a 6ft skinny fat with spaghetti arms
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post 1610557311 07-14-2020, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By untranslatedZA
Yet most of the manlets on this forum probably pull more than you do. I suppose you need someone to pick on as a classic bullied kid, so you pick on something someone else cant change to make yourself feel better about being a 6ft skinny fat with spaghetti arms
Two things for you:

1. From another of my threads:
Originally Posted By aleeboy
95% of people are unable to seek comfort with, and in, themselves. This is mostly because they were not fully loved by their parents and are ugly - the apple does not fall far from the tree as they say.

For this reason, most people will either:

1. Be overly ambitious and stop at nothing to achieve such shallow goals. Examples of shallow goals include any where they believe they can mog others with things one can buy. The one thing with this approach is the means they take to reach the desired ends. Absolutely souless and most of these people crash and burn hard. Often resorting to bribing people to keep them company. The majority of manlets are afflicted by this. The layman medical term is Napoleon Syndrome.

2. Distract themselves so they can avoid the turmoil and anguish brewing within. Social media is the savior for many. Before social media, people resorted to kids and then dogs to provide them the necessary distractions. Now with social media, they can rot from their beds and sofas. Oh, and lets throw in some Netflix too.

I am sorry if you are number 1. Your parents should not have had you and the world would appreciate if if you just learned and tucked yourself away in some coffin apartment somewhere away from happy people.

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Good luck, bro.



Prove to anyone between 6'0 to 6'1 (i.e. a human) wrong
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post 1610557561 07-14-2020, 09:38 AM
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Aw, poor manlets.
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post 1610557741 07-14-2020, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By ukr1410
Aw, poor manlets.
Imagine how mentally unstable and drama-filled their lives are. I cannot tell the difference between the nefarious tactics of a scorned woman vs a manlet.

Do you date manlets?
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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Originally Posted By aleeboy
I just made a post alluding to this. Yes, it is true that teh manlet is reproducing at alarming rates. It's like one manlet produces 2-3 manlets that will be even shorter.

We will be transitioning from clownworld to a full on circus in a decade

Dwarf world > clown world
post 1610559501 07-14-2020, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By asapchode13
What do you do if your son is a manlet? Srs.

Doctors said there's no treatment but I can't let him keep suffering.
I heard North Carolina is great! Perhaps take the little tyke/ runt there and do a 360.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610559781 07-14-2020, 10:00 AM
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how tall is OP
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75
how tall is OP
6'1 out of bed.

6'0 getting back into bed. I shrink an inch throughout the day.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610561101 07-14-2020, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy
6'1 out of bed.

6'0 getting back into bed. I shrink an inch throughout the day.
LOL i feel you on that
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So short, and yet significant enough to consume all of OPs thoughts and time. Just think of how much real estate that is per inch of height. Manmores can't even comprehend the efficiency
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75
LOL i feel you on that
Can't imagine being your height. What's your variation throughout the day?
Originally Posted By DizzySmalls
So short, and yet significant enough to consume all of OPs thoughts and time. Just think of how much real estate that is per inch of height. Manmores can't even comprehend the efficiency
Please stop buying houses made for normal sized people. There are plenty of coffin apartments now that are less than 200 sqft. Should fit you and your family in no probs. And please stop buying beds larger than single. You are adding too much waste to our precious world.

"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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where have you been ******* ?

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Originally Posted By kinzu1996
where have you been ******* ?

Been up in too many jimmies. Received a, ironically, short return trip to band camp.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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My family on both sides are manlets, but somehow my brother and I are 6’0.
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Originally Posted By aleeboy
Been up in too many jimmies. Received a, ironically, short return trip to band camp.
welcome back *******, it's too soon to go back to band camp, there is so much manlets jimmies to be rustled
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Originally Posted By billclintonnn
My family on both sides are manlets, but somehow my brother and I are 6’0.
Going to bed height?

Maybe you have some tall genetics with one of your grandparents. I've seen a dude that looked freakishly like his grandfather as an example.

Anyways, I hope you appreciate the hand given to you in life. Else you could have easily been a soulless hater.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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Originally Posted By kinzu1996
welcome back *******, it's too soon to go back to band camp, there is so much manlets jimmies to be rustled
Anyone who doesn't shop at Gap Kids rustles their mini-jimmies.



Must be the lack of attention from their disgusted mothers that made them this sensitive?
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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Originally Posted By SSM12
5’9 no ****s give. Have slayed women taller than me too
I remember being your height...







when I was 12.
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Welcome back, OP.
Thanks, brother.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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lmao here we go again
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