I just want to preface this by reporting this is my first ever time trying to bake anything. I've eaten my share of cake and pies, but besides getting those betty crocker cake mixes and icing, I've never actually made anything from scratch.

I live in the mountains. We had a really good spring this year. That resulted in a really sizeable wild black raspberry harvest. I spent an hour harvesting these contemplating how I would use them. I decided to try baking a rustic crostata like in Skyrim (where you can make jazbay, snowberry, and juniper berry crostatas).

Took a couple of photos and wanted to share with everyone. Overall, wasn't that difficult. I just checked out some simple crostata recipes online and improvised a bit. I had 1 pound of berries to work with. It was pretty simple - whole wheat flour, a bit of butter and sugar, and that's pretty much it!







I guess I've never bothered baking because of my lifestyle. There's not much room for baking in a bodybuilding diet, and I'd just buy cakes at the store if I wanted a cheat meal. I think I'll experiment with baking a bit more, maybe try and create some more medieval influenced things. Overall, this crostata really wasn't that 'dirty' as the amount of butter/sugar was quite modest and it was made with 100% whole wheat flour. I'd love to try buckwheat flour in the future.

Anyone else here venture into baking?

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Originally Posted By EDcellent⏩

All jokes aside, I do like the book and I would recommend it. It has a variety of recipes from appetizers to dessert and alcoholic drinks, even spice mixes. Only downside is that some of the recipes have oddball or expensive ingredients. Other than that if some ******* steals your sweet roll, you can make another one after your exercise your 2nd amendment.

Cool, thanks for that. I'll look into it. Spice mix seems interesting. I've been on this medieval kick lately. My wife and I both. She's been baking all kinds of old school rustic breads. It's a nice activity to do together as well.

Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩

Das it mane

I am not normally a fan of fruit + pastry pallet combination, but it does look pretty damn good!

Same actually. My ideal cheat day baked stuff is red velvet cake, reese's cake, ferrero roche cake, etc. Just a dirty whore of a cake. I wouldn't necessarily gravitate towards a fruit pastry or anything like that. Maybe that's the reason this was so interesting.

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Nah bro I’m sweet.

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