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Forum ยป ITT we rate this Redditors wife's dirty bulk
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Thread: ITT we rate this Redditors wife's dirty bulk

post 1610756981 07-16-2020, 08:25 AM
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ITT we rate this Redditors wife's dirty bulk

https://np.reddit.com/r/relationship...m_cake_i_made/





Some fantastic call outs.


"She finally admitted she "just wanted to try it" and then got carried away. She didn't realize she was eating too much until it was almost gone. This happened while I was asleep. She went down to the kitchen in the middle of the night and gorged herself until she'd eaten literally the entire cake"


"Because this is NOT the first time she's done something like this, just the first time it affected someone else. She eats a lot of my food without asking, and really absurd amounts. I wouldn't care if it was a handful of chips or a couple pieces of pizza. She'll eat the entire bag or all the leftovers and I can't do anything about it because she waits until I'm asleep."

"She's gained so much weight over the last year or so. I've tried to ask why she's doing this but she says she didn't realize it was that bad. She always apologizes, promises, and seems sincere but within a week starts doing it again."




Commitment to put on mass during the summer - really dedicated to adding some muscle. When she finally cuts in the spring this Redditor will be one happy camper. Am jealous!
post 1610757621 07-16-2020, 08:33 AM
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Eating a 6 y/o's custom birthday is true dedication to the bloat. She'll be the next kyriakos grizzly in no time
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post 1610759681 07-16-2020, 08:57 AM
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Imagine marrying a chick who turns into an absolute hog LMFAO
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post 1610759831 07-16-2020, 08:59 AM
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Main reddit advice, per usual, is 'therapy' lmao
post 1610760181 07-16-2020, 09:03 AM
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lmao at "binge eating disorder" and her needing therapy after she repeatedly plans out her midnight gorging fests and then tries to lie like a true sociopath.
post 1610760271 07-16-2020, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
lmao at "binge eating disorder" and her needing therapy after she repeatedly plans out her midnight gorging fests and then tries to lie like a true sociopath.
The dog ate the cake bro.
post 1610760371 07-16-2020, 09:06 AM
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imagine being such a soy cuck that you'd put up with a lying pig like that.
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post 1610760421 07-16-2020, 09:06 AM
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Always bet on bloat
post 1610760511 07-16-2020, 09:07 AM
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95% of the posts in that subreddit are fake/trolling
post 1610760961 07-16-2020, 09:11 AM
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It's funny how some women go full pig mode once hubby is lock down for good. Absolutely haram.
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post 1610761741 07-16-2020, 09:21 AM
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Thought it was my fat sister in law, but my cuck brother and her don't know any 6 year olds.
post 1610761841 07-16-2020, 09:22 AM
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If I'm the husband I surprise her with a vacation to Florida, Arizona, or some other COVID hot spot and then let the virus do the rest
post 1610762021 07-16-2020, 09:24 AM
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Jesus Christ....Reddit responses are brutal. They stretch something out that can be said in a sentence into a 3 paragraph answer.
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post 1610762211 07-16-2020, 09:26 AM
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post 1610762441 07-16-2020, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
Jesus Christ....Reddit responses are brutal. They stretch something out that can be said in a sentence into a 3 paragraph answer.
And their urge to pathologise greed, forgetting that she greedily ate it and could have just ordered a pizza for herself. I hate that about today; they constantly make arsehole behaviour into an illness.
post 1610762991 07-16-2020, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By MilkforBrains⏩
And their urge to pathologise greed, forgetting that she greedily ate it and could have just ordered a pizza for herself. I hate that about today; they constantly make arsehole behaviour into an illness.
It's why I left that site. Any recommendation at all about self agency or responsibility is trashed. It's all about being a victim
post 1610763231 07-16-2020, 09:35 AM
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I used to eat cake and justified it for needing the calories for bulking but I legit found that I could eat more calories of meat and rice. I'd actually gain less weight eating cake.
post 1610763941 07-16-2020, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By mobp⏩
I used to eat cake and justified it for needing the calories for bulking but I legit found that I could eat more calories of meat and rice. I'd actually gain less weight eating cake.
After my last real cut I got down to 10%ish and then started a new job that sucked, so literally every night I would buy a cake and pint of ice cream on my way home and eat them on the couch.

When you're lean you can get away with that chit for a surprisingly long time but before you know it boom, Blaha-mode.

I wish I could still eat cake
post 1610764181 07-16-2020, 09:44 AM
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I could eat a whole cake or entire bag of chips srs. so addicting and good.

these idiots don't realize the #1 self diet tip is simply don't buy it in the first place. so easy srs


like


i would eat a full box of thin mints come girl/boy/tranny scout time.

but i dont

want to know why?

because i don't buy them
post 1610764451 07-16-2020, 09:47 AM
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Wtf, where is the pic, all I see is text. I hate that phucking site
post 1610764701 07-16-2020, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Imagine marrying a chick who turns into an absolute hog LMFAO
very common; I work with some absolute whales. Presumably they blew up after kids and marriage.
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post 1610765101 07-16-2020, 09:56 AM
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That is a real ass problem, I had a roommate a long time ago who had a serious issue with sleep eating type behavior. He once woke up with a bunch of sour cream and potatos in his bed with no recollection of how. He would do this constantly.

His issue turned out that he was just a coke head though and since he didn't eat all day he would just wake up and gorge himself at night and not really remember.
post 1610770271 07-16-2020, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
After my last real cut I got down to 10%ish and then started a new job that sucked, so literally every night I would buy a cake and pint of ice cream on my way home and eat them on the couch.

When you're lean you can get away with that chit for a surprisingly long time but before you know it boom, Blaha-mode.

I wish I could still eat cake
We have a board meeting today and I ate 2 doughnuts that someone brought in. Feelsbadman
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post 1610770541 07-16-2020, 11:02 AM
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post 1610770711 07-16-2020, 11:03 AM
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She will have 10 other reddit dudes offering food for her newds within the week.
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Mods removed it lol.
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