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post 1610886251 07-17-2020, 12:56 PM
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My physician wants the d or nah?

We were sitting and talking and she kept squeezing her legs together tightly and staring at me, I caught her looking between my legs a couple of times, I’ve known her for a couple of years, are these signs enough to warrent me asking her on a date or nah?
post 1610886641 07-17-2020, 12:59 PM
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op your story reminds me of one time when i was 19 years old and i saw my family doctor who i hadn't seen in a few years and he asked me if i've been checking my balls for lumps and i said no and he said he could do a quick check right now and i said no it's a little awkward to be asking me this in the middle of a walmart parking lot
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post 1610886951 07-17-2020, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis
op your story reminds me of one time when i was 19 years old and i saw my family doctor who i hadn't seen in a few years and he asked me if i've been checking my balls for lumps and i said no and he said he could do a quick check right now and i said no it's a little awkward to be asking me this in the middle of a walmart parking lot
Except you had a he and I had a she.
post 1610887091 07-17-2020, 01:02 PM
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My doctor put his finger in my butthole and called it some kind of exam men get when they get older.

I think he wiggled his finger a little while in there. I asked if he was going to smell his finger and he said no. Talk about mixed signals.
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post 1610887281 07-17-2020, 01:04 PM
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compliment her and see how she reacts

play it safe unless you dont give a **** about finding another physician
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post 1610887411 07-17-2020, 01:05 PM
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I once saw an Allergist, and she was this single Eastern European lady in her mid/late 30s. A total dime and she kept going out of her way to touch me during the appointment. That was the only time I've ever seen her, but if she was a regular doc of mine I'd have already smashed that chit.
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah
compliment her and see how she reacts

play it safe unless you dont give a **** about finding another physician
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post 1610887591 07-17-2020, 01:06 PM
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That’s how they keep your business

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Maybe she really needed to go to the restroom? -.-

Don't do anything stupid OP you can get metooed
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Did she refill your Cialis script?
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There is a nurse at my doctor's office that I'm pretty sure wants the D. I think my wife has noticed it to since they act catty at each other
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post 1610887791 07-17-2020, 01:08 PM
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Pics?
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Originally Posted By NsaneOne
Maybe she really needed to go to the restroom? -.-

Don't do anything stupid OP you can get metooed
this

she had to pee and op had a cum stain on his pants

i'm banging my physiotherapist, obv easier because it involves massage etc. just flirt and tease her bro
post 1610888171 07-17-2020, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791
Except you had a he and I had a she.
Except mine actually offered to touch my balls and yours never did

get on my level kunt
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post 1610888431 07-17-2020, 01:13 PM
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Just because he put his finger up your butt...it doesn't mean he wants to date you, OP.
post 1610888471 07-17-2020, 01:13 PM
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Where the fuk are the pics meng???
post 1610888751 07-17-2020, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313
There is a nurse at my doctor's office that I'm pretty sure wants the D. I think my wife has noticed it to since they act catty at each other
my ex was a doctor

she ****ed her gyno who was a female, she said she was looking at her pussy in a way she easily could tell was her being turned on, she said she just asked her gyno "do you want my number" and she said yes and they hooked up sometime soon after.

I went with her to a doctors appointment not at her office, and she said the female nurse there asked her out.

obviously she was very bi, she only dated men but liked to play with women when she was single.
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post 1610888971 07-17-2020, 01:18 PM
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people do weird things when dont know how to keep a conversation going aka move legs back and forth or look down which you assumed was crotch
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Originally Posted By thenightskies
people do weird things when dont know how to keep a conversation going aka move legs back and forth or look down which you assumed was crotch
doctors are normal people though too

if shes around his age, and hes attractive and shes attractive, it happens
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis
op your story reminds me of one time when i was 19 years old and i saw my family doctor who i hadn't seen in a few years and he asked me if i've been checking my balls for lumps and i said no and he said he could do a quick check right now and i said no it's a little awkward to be asking me this in the middle of a walmart parking lot
Bro, you promissed me that was our little secret...
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make an appointment, tell her you have a spot on your dink you need checked out, then when you get there tell her its on the under side of it so she has to lift it up with her hand then tell her the spot is really small so she has to get closer. Then after shes gotten really close and still hasnt found it tell her it was just there this morning and shes must be your lucky antidote. Tell her you want to take her to dinner for curing you.
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah
my ex was a doctor

she ****ed her gyno who was a female, she said she was looking at her pussy in a way she easily could tell was her being turned on, she said she just asked her gyno "do you want my number" and she said yes and they hooked up sometime soon after.

I went with her to a doctors appointment not at her office, and she said the female nurse there asked her out.

obviously she was very bi, she only dated men but liked to play with women when she was single.
I never took it farther than FWB with any bi girls. All the ones I've ever hooked up with were super sloots. I'm talking so slooty that attention from 50% of the population wasn't enough so they had to pump those numbers up. I'm sure there are some well adjusted bi women out there that make excellent wives and mothers I'm just saying I've never hooked up with one
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ask to play with her pucci and see what she says
post 1610890971 07-17-2020, 01:38 PM
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"ok, now you be the patient and i'll be the doctor"

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this is why I have a female doctor. Anything else would get weird
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah
obviously she was very bi, she only dated men but liked to play with women when she was single.
These are the best girls. My ex was the same, allowed us a lot of opportunity to enjoy clubs together or play with other women. One of the few things I miss about that relationship.
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Originally Posted By TBO1313
I never took it farther than FWB with any bi girls. All the ones I've ever hooked up with were super sloots. I'm talking so slooty that attention from 50% of the population wasn't enough so they had to pump those numbers up. I'm sure there are some well adjusted bi women out there that make excellent wives and mothers I'm just saying I've never hooked up with one
well she was a doctor so that made it a little different and she was 32 and plenty experienced and actually very loyal and mentally stable. She was a nympho though and wanted to **** 6x a day everyday, which i had no problem with because she was banging, bikini competitor with fake boobs and 100% laser hair removal so it was amazing sex.

I actually heard that story while we were having sex, she was super kinky like i said so i told her to tell me the stories of when shes ****ed women while we were having sex.

Another interesting one she had was when she was on a plane and the girl next to her was flirting, so she asked her to go meet her in the bathroom and they made out, then when they got back to thier seats she said she fingered her and then they just said **** it and started making out on the plane, then when they landed the girl invited her over, but she was 21 and back from college staying at her parents, they told the parents they were just having a girls night sleepover but they ****ed all night in her parents house.
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Originally Posted By KathleenRyan
These are the best girls. My ex was the same, allowed us a lot of opportunity to enjoy clubs together or play with other women. One of the few things I miss about that relationship.
Different strokes for different folks I guess. I've never had a threesome with a girl I was in a srs relationship with. Seems like that would complicate things and eventually either you, her or the woman you bring in is likely to catch feels.
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah
well she was a doctor so that made it a little different and she was 32 and plenty experienced and actually very loyal and mentally stable. She was a nympho though and wanted to **** 6x a day everyday, which i had no problem with...
My bi ex had a super high sex drive as well. She was also crazy loyal and constantly all over me... which ended up being part of the problem. She was NOT mentally stable, and would sometimes have total breakdowns if I didn't want to spend all my time with her or **** her constantly.

I definitely miss the kinkiness though. Fuark. Just glad I got to live that life once.
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brb every dental assistant ever has been secretly hitting on me based on this type of criteria

Even if they're interested, they'll deny it vehemently unless they're a tard because it just means huge lawsuits and loss of income if trouble starts
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