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post 1611037181 07-19-2020, 06:16 AM
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Two Million People Spending The Shutdown Pretending To Be Ants On ********

Remember how everybody thought they were going to work out, learn new skills, and improve themselves while the bars were closed?
Wednesday arrived without fanfare but soon revealed itself to be momentous for the ant colony. A human family had spread out a blanket, covering it with sandwiches, chips, chocolate-covered pretzels and a refreshing fruit plate. One of the ants posted a photo of the picnic to ******** with the caption “HUMAN HAVING A PICNIC WHAT DO WE DO.” Soon, more than 2,700 fellow hive members posted commands: “STEAL,” “INVADE,” “BRING TO THE QUEEN.” Presumably, Her Majesty enjoyed quite the feast that evening.

Welcome to the private ******** group aptly titled “A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony,” in which nearly 2 million (human) members do exactly that.

The concept is as simple as the rules. “In this group we are ants,” reads the description. “We worship The Queen and do ant stuff. Welcome to the colony.” As long as you’re kind, avoid politics, don’t employ any hate speech or bullying, remember that your name is Ant-yourname (e.g. this reporter is Ant-Travis) and always capitalize the first letters of the words “The Queen,” you’ll be graciously accepted as a member — which basically means when another “ant” posts a photo of food, or of an attacking insect, you can respond in the comments with the appropriate command, be it “LIFT,” “EAT” or “BITE.”

After summer, [the founder] “kind of forgot” about the group, until he logged on one day to find it had 10,000 members — many of whom were in an uproar because Ant-Kevin (real identity unknown) was attempting to stage a coup. And everyone knows you just don’t do that. Childs decided it was time to return to the colony.

Then came the double whammy — a viral tweet about the group and a pandemic. Suddenly, hundreds of thousands of people were pledging their lives to The Queen.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/techn...retend-colony/





Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1611037461 07-19-2020, 06:24 AM
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how do i join lol srs need to help lift


edit; for queen
post 1611038031 07-19-2020, 06:35 AM
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We live in rotter world so not surprised
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post 1611038351 07-19-2020, 06:45 AM
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Better than posting political opinions that breaks up families and friendships. At least as ants, we can cooperate for the Queen!!!!
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post 1611038911 07-19-2020, 06:56 AM
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I'm in a group of 127k where we pretend to be orcs from mordor. Its 98% spamming Grond
Fck u james
post 1611039071 07-19-2020, 07:01 AM
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post 1611039161 07-19-2020, 07:03 AM
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post 1611039551 07-19-2020, 07:11 AM
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Wow that’s retarded.
post 1611040711 07-19-2020, 07:31 AM
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Zoomers. Not surprised that the generation that thought it would be a good idea to naruto run into area 51 is spending the plandemic LARPing as ants.
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post 1611040971 07-19-2020, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
Zoomers. Not surprised that the generation that thought it would be a good idea to naruto run into area 51 is spending the plandemic LARPing as ants.


srs tho what a great sentence that was
post 1611041001 07-19-2020, 07:37 AM
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Isn't "Lift for Queen" the entire mantra of misc and bodybuilding in general?
post 1611044051 07-19-2020, 08:26 AM
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See! Even they hate ant eater's
post 1611044151 07-19-2020, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
Zoomers. Not surprised that the generation that thought it would be a good idea to naruto run into area 51 is spending the plandemic LARPing as ants.
Hahahaha LMAO! Can you guys just start wearing pink hats that say MORON in black letters?


It's the "plandemic" man. The entire world infected themselves with a disease to take down trump and the Cuck army man.

It all makes sense when you take lsd and get high.
post 1611045751 07-19-2020, 08:53 AM
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post 1611046481 07-19-2020, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩
Hahahaha LMAO! Can you guys just start wearing pink hats that say MORON in black letters?


It's the "plandemic" man. The entire world infected themselves with a disease to take down trump and the Cuck army man.

It all makes sense when you take lsd and get high.
unhinged lmao
post 1611046751 07-19-2020, 09:12 AM
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Why lift when it's all about the queen?
post 1611047171 07-19-2020, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩
Hahahaha LMAO! Can you guys just start wearing pink hats that say MORON in black letters?


It's the "plandemic" man. The entire world infected themselves with a disease to take down trump and the Cuck army man.

It all makes sense when you take lsd and get high.
You sound like an overly emotional chick. Are you on your period or something?

I said plandemic and I meant plandemic. An intellectually curious person might ask me what I mean by that and I would explain.

You, on the other hand, are too preoccupied with fisting yourself.
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post 1611047481 07-19-2020, 09:23 AM
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N e g g e d
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post 1611047961 07-19-2020, 09:29 AM
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A rousing game of "Are they British or people pretending to be Ants?"...
post 1611048351 07-19-2020, 09:34 AM
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********, theres your problem...
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post 1611048531 07-19-2020, 09:36 AM
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thats actually pretty funny lol

its just a bunch of people dicking around, whats the problem
post 1611048901 07-19-2020, 09:43 AM
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OP has finally discovered what memes are. Lighten up, srs.
post 1611049681 07-19-2020, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
Zoomers. Not surprised that the generation that thought it would be a good idea to naruto run into area 51 is spending the plandemic LARPing as ants.
Don't forget the tide pods and licking toilet seats.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

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At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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post 1611050201 07-19-2020, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By sicklecel⏩
Isn't "Lift for Queen" the entire mantra of misc and bodybuilding in general?
Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
A rousing game of "Are they British or people pretending to be Ants?"...
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post 1611050881 07-19-2020, 10:11 AM
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I thought it was pretty gay until I saw them say PROTECC

kinda lulzy but cringe at the same time
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post 1611051641 07-19-2020, 10:24 AM
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post 1611052031 07-19-2020, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By IronBrahh⏩
thats actually pretty funny lol

its just a bunch of people dicking around, whats the problem
Until you see they are doing it 12 hours a day and after lockdowns.
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post 1611052041 07-19-2020, 10:29 AM
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People are getting bored. Reminds of the marbe races on youtube that get millions of views. You could say they are losing their marbles *badum tss*

post 1611054651 07-19-2020, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
\Don't talk chit about Marble Olympics.
You're probably one of these Limers fans throwing stuff on the track.
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I swear it's always 1 fleeting scheme/slogan after another with liberals
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