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post 1611121721 07-20-2020, 05:49 AM
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Ask a thief anything

This is not a troll thread, ask me anything thief related
post 1611121891 07-20-2020, 05:53 AM
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When will you return my uncle's car?
post 1611122031 07-20-2020, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400
When will you return my uncle's car?
When I'm done with it. Used it as my daily driver now
post 1611122121 07-20-2020, 05:57 AM
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When do you start stealing
post 1611122281 07-20-2020, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777
When do you start stealing
I assume you mean when did?

1st time I did a large theft was when I was 18/19 working at a large retail corporation. Me and my friend would steal xbox games from the store, and sell those games to game shops. We'd also steal phones, tvs and other equipment. We both left before we got caught, those were small time days but we stole a few 1000s. True story.
post 1611122361 07-20-2020, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Ineeddik
I assume you mean when did?

1st time I did a large theft was when I was 18/19 working at a large retail corporation. Me and my friend would steal xbox games from the store, and sell those games to game shops. We'd also steal phones, tvs and other equipment. We both left before we got caught, those were small time days but we stole a few 1000s. True story.
Noone checked the inventory there? What a bs store

Last place I worked they deducted pay from workers salaries if a customer left without paying
post 1611122411 07-20-2020, 06:03 AM
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Yeah, but the people down here want to know if you can steal their hearts?

Not me personally, but very possibly others...
Fact: My first-generation uncle was a boxer who fought Sugar Ray Robinson! He also fought in the war, sacrificing the career he deeply loved, so people could have the right to freedom.

Let's show RESPECT for the POLICE and ALL FIRST RESPONDERS by helping to keep THEM SAFE AND SOUND, and thereby able to PROTECT US!
post 1611122421 07-20-2020, 06:03 AM
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Do you make a good living off theft? or is it more for the fun of doing it?
post 1611122471 07-20-2020, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400
Noone checked the inventory there? What a bs store
Yes of course they did. But retail stores have large amount of thefts. For example the company Nike, one of its stores loses $120k every year, its hard to trace every single route of a theft.

The way we would steal was very inconspicuous, you have to know the schedule of the security, where cameras are etc.

We were close to getting investigated but left the company before it got to that
post 1611122531 07-20-2020, 06:06 AM
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Ever hit an apple store ? Heard its easy and the nerds are told to stand down and don't come after you if you walk out with products
post 1611122611 07-20-2020, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted By etet1919
Yeah, but the people down here want to know if you can steal their hearts?

Not me personally, but very possibly others...
My game is average but I'm good looking no brag, so if you're a sucker for a nice face then yeah
post 1611122681 07-20-2020, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Ineeddik
Yes of course they did. But retail stores have large amount of thefts. For example the company Nike, one of its stores loses $120k every year, its hard to trace every single route of a theft.

The way we would steal was very inconspicuous, you have to know the schedule of the security, where cameras are etc.

We were close to getting investigated but left the company before it got to that
A coworker in a hotel reception stole at least 80k in 5 months. Got caught eventually now can't find a new job. When asked what he done for 8 years (that he worked with us) he says nothing. So noone hires him now.
post 1611122701 07-20-2020, 06:08 AM
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If you were in the middle east, they'd cut your hand off

Would you ever try to steal anything from there?

and I mean the really religious areas like Iran
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post 1611122711 07-20-2020, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Slootbrahh
Do you make a good living off theft? or is it more for the fun of doing it?
Don't make a living no, it's just a way to supplement income. And yes I absolutely love the thrill, heart is always racing. But honestly I'd love to be able to eventually move on to the bigger thefts of 6 figure values. But you have to mitigate any risk of getting caught and understand inside out the busienss/person you're stealing from.
post 1611122761 07-20-2020, 06:09 AM
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Are movies like oceans 11/12/13 possible?
post 1611122831 07-20-2020, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400
A coworker in a hotel reception stole at least 80k in 5 months. Got caught eventually now can't find a new job. When asked what he done for 8 years (that he worked with us) he says nothing. So noone hires him now.
lmao god damn that's rough. Yeah my biggest fear is getting caught, I'd bring so much shame to my family
post 1611122851 07-20-2020, 06:10 AM
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Do you cry for your mum when you get caught?
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post 1611122911 07-20-2020, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972
Do you cry for your mum when you get caught?
How you posting if your banned?
post 1611122921 07-20-2020, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777
Are movies like oceans 11/12/13 possible?
funny enough I've never seen them, but the biggest heist I've seen recently where they got away was in November 219, look up the green vault theft. They stole a value of a billion and haven't been caught and more than likely never will
post 1611123001 07-20-2020, 06:13 AM
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Will u steal me some 18 yr olds used pungent panties?
post 1611123011 07-20-2020, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle
If you were in the middle east, they'd cut your hand off

Would you ever try to steal anything from there?

and I mean the really religious areas like Iran
Yes, I'd steal from anywhere I know I could get away with. to be a theft u just have to be able to spot where people are slipping up. Doesn't matter what country, there are always somewhat incompetent people everywhere
post 1611123061 07-20-2020, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By fatgirlpussy
Will u steal me some 18 yr olds used pungent panties?
No ill leave that to looksM
post 1611123071 07-20-2020, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Ineeddik
funny enough I've never seen them, but the biggest heist I've seen recently where they got away was in November 219, look up the green vault theft. They stole a value of a billion and haven't been caught and more than likely never will
Will search, what’s biggest amount you’ve stolen in one heist?
post 1611123241 07-20-2020, 06:17 AM
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Why not just spend alot of time planning one big heist worth millions. So you can stop after and only have to risk everything once to be set for life. I would target a musuem or rich collector of jewels
post 1611123471 07-20-2020, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777
Will search, what’s biggest amount you’ve stolen in one heist?
Only around $14000. I will one day move on to the bigger jobs of 250k etc
post 1611123571 07-20-2020, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Ineeddik
Only around $14000. I will one day move on to the bigger jobs of 250k etc
Kk good, but stay safe don’t want another misc brah in jail
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Were you involved in the Lufthansa Heist?

Have you ever been caught or your friends caught?
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post 1611125031 07-20-2020, 06:55 AM
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ever just steal groceries too because it's so easy and still somewhat of a thrill?
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does dik
craving strikes
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do you grind
your anus or door knobs during the process?
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Originally Posted By TalkinDaHardest
ever just steal groceries too because it's so easy and still somewhat of a thrill?
Yes done that before, did that when I had no job and no money plenty of times. But too much risk of getting caught, stopped doing once I was employed agai.n. I only do crimes which I am certain I can get away with
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