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post 1611177831 07-20-2020, 05:26 PM
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I took misc's advice, and I tried men. [ SRS ]

I downloaded Grindr and got a lot of attention. I was like wow.
To make a long story short, a few hours after installing the app, there was a guy sitting on my bed.
We talked for a while, but I felt no attraction whatsoever.

I'm the type of guy that like to give everything a chance.
Men ain't it Chief.
I'm cursed to only find women sexually arousing.
You can say all you want, but OP is definitely not a ****ocytosis

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post 1611178211 07-20-2020, 05:32 PM
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Tfw FA but dink won't work for men
post 1611178371 07-20-2020, 05:33 PM
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How can you know for sure if you didn't even play with his weiner?

Call him back OP.
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post 1611178391 07-20-2020, 05:33 PM
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But was it a twink tho? Closest thing to a woman without going full trans
post 1611178461 07-20-2020, 05:33 PM
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Lmao, I suppose that's one way to find out if you're a ******* or not

He was literally sitting on your bed?
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1611178561 07-20-2020, 05:35 PM
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I'm more impressed by the fact that you have a bed. When did you stop homelessmaxxing?
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post 1611178571 07-20-2020, 05:35 PM
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post 1611178741 07-20-2020, 05:36 PM
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post 1611178921 07-20-2020, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
I'm more impressed by the fact that you have a bed.When did you stop homelessmaxxing?
Damn, I completely forgot about that season of the series, srs.
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post 1611178971 07-20-2020, 05:38 PM
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Spoiler!
op is a *******
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post 1611179011 07-20-2020, 05:39 PM
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were you wearing socks?
did the balls touch?
were you the bottom?
did you cum first?

if not then it's not ghey m8
post 1611179201 07-20-2020, 05:41 PM
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post 1611179431 07-20-2020, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By stewartrochet⏩
Tfw FA but dink won't work for men
I really envy gayzz now. The amount of messages I was getting getting was just crazy. I guess that's how tinder is for women.
Just lol at being straight. What a joke
Originally Posted By KathleenRyan⏩
How can you know for sure if you didn't even play with his weiner?

Call him back OP.
I was repulsed by the idea bro. I felt zero desire.

Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
But was it a twink tho? Closest thing to a woman without going full trans
It was a twink actually. I might try a trans just to see if I can actually get it hard when she's in front of me.
Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Lmao, I suppose that's one way to find out if you're a ******* or not

He was literally sitting on your bed?
The guy was sitting on my bed like 6ft away for a good 30 minutes.
It's the ultimate gay test
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post 1611179581 07-20-2020, 05:47 PM
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Just LOL @ having a twink on your bed and not using that throat as a sleeve srs


Fukin gay not to
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post 1611180401 07-20-2020, 05:56 PM
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I too have wished this at times. Fuk being a straight male in the iphone/tinder generation
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post 1611180631 07-20-2020, 05:57 PM
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post 1611180671 07-20-2020, 05:58 PM
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Know how I know you're gay?
post 1611181211 07-20-2020, 06:03 PM
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you just got a taste of how a womans social media experience is like, only they get money for free
post 1611181231 07-20-2020, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
I'm more impressed by the fact that you have a bed. When did you stop homelessmaxxing?
This.
post 1611181641 07-20-2020, 06:07 PM
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I knew OP was a troll
post 1611181941 07-20-2020, 06:10 PM
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Damn, I completely forgot about that season of the series, srs.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TypeNirvash post_id=1611181231]This.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=redraider86 post_id=1611178561]I'm more impressed by the fact that you have a bed. When did you stop homelessmaxxing?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=nnodcvcker post_id=1610147761]Lazy guy who's about to get his paper sent for publication.
It's called delayed gratification.

I didn't want to work not because I was lazy.
I was actually working for free in a research lab and volunteering at a hospital.
Doing those two things are more conducive to success in my field than taking the time to work a job that will drain me taking the time away from me to do research, volunteering, and most importantly, hurt my grades by taking away my study time.

Again, it's called planning.
I would do it again a thousand times because I'm in a better position now academically and professionally because of that decision.

Achieving great things requires sacrifices[/QUOTE]
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post 1611182101 07-20-2020, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
I knew OP was a troll
I'm dead serious
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post 1611182271 07-20-2020, 06:12 PM
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post 1611182921 07-20-2020, 06:18 PM
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To be honest mate it sounds like you just weren’t attracted to that one guy but the fact you downloaded Grindr, got a dopamine rush from men messaging you, spoke to a man enough that you gave him your address so he could come and sit on your bed would suggest to me that you are curious at the least. No hate brah
post 1611183021 07-20-2020, 06:19 PM
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how did u know if you didnt actually have physical contact?

imagine it being a fat or ugly sloot buts its piitb
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post 1611183031 07-20-2020, 06:19 PM
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You didn't give it a fair chance, op. You should have at minimum let him throat you. That's impossible to be gay because the balls can't touch. Now you just came across as a bigot.
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post 1611183141 07-20-2020, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By nnodcvcker⏩
I'm dead serious
More like dead gay
post 1611184191 07-20-2020, 06:31 PM
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Lol
post 1611184771 07-20-2020, 06:36 PM
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No pics huh
watchout your comments boyo ↓
post 1611184871 07-20-2020, 06:37 PM
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I dunno, I’ve sat closer to dudes and talked to them, never once thought about them sexually whatsoever. Sorry, OP, you already have one foot in gayland.
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