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07-21-2020, 10:42 AM
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Great News for HTC, Strong WTF at This Halo Top Commercial
Halo Top is a lower calorie alternative to traditional ice cream, and in my opinion is fuking delicious. The brand prints the total calories in big bold font on the front of the container so consumers know just how many calories they're getting.

So do the marketing geniuses at Halo Top promote their ice cream as a low calorie snack that can easily fit into a healthy diet for those trying to lose or maintain their current weight? NOPE!
JFL at whatever the fuk this is:
You should NOT lose weight, work out, eat salads, or skip dessert.
This is great news for the HTC brahs, really happy for you

So do the marketing geniuses at Halo Top promote their ice cream as a low calorie snack that can easily fit into a healthy diet for those trying to lose or maintain their current weight? NOPE!
JFL at whatever the fuk this is:
You should NOT lose weight, work out, eat salads, or skip dessert.
This is great news for the HTC brahs, really happy for you
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07-21-2020, 10:45 AM
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07-21-2020, 10:46 AM
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07-21-2020, 10:49 AM
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07-21-2020, 10:50 AM
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If you look like that, just eat regular ice cream.....
Also, my screen on my phone shakes every time she moves. Gross
Also, my screen on my phone shakes every time she moves. Gross
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07-21-2020, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
But that’s the exact genius of it, fat people don’t want to lose weight or change their lifestyle, they want easy fixes and alternativesSo do the marketing geniuses at Halo Top promote their ice cream as a low calorie snack that can easily fit into a healthy diet for those trying to lose or maintain their current weight? NOPE!
Halo top is basically telling fatties they can keep stuffing their face and we love you regardless girl but you can be healthier and slimmer simply by exchanging your current brand of ice cream for ours
Health food companies are still businesses driven by profit, they know their consumer market is people trying to lose weight who are looking for an easy way out, it’s targeted extremely well
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07-21-2020, 11:38 AM
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07-21-2020, 11:49 AM
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Like I said in the last thread about this: How in the FUK is this a commercial for LOW CALORIE ice cream????
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07-21-2020, 11:57 AM
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07-21-2020, 12:05 PM
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I saw this commercial the other day and cringed. Between the media pushing fat acceptance, *******ry, and cucking of white people, it makes me sick. These commercials didn't exist 20 years ago...chit was laid back and wholesome. Imagine having to explain to your kids why some disgusting whale is twerking all over TV or why two *******s are making out on some network tv show. Makes me sick.


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07-21-2020, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Sloot is gross but halo top is fuking delicious bro (as long as you don’t get the coconut milk version)Halo top is gross and so is that sl00t
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07-21-2020, 10:23 PM
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What a grotesque human being. They’re basically advertising that if you eat their ice cream you’re going to be fat... which basically defeats the entire purpose of their business model.
I just don’t get it. It’d be the equivalent of putting a sickly person with anorexia as the spokesperson for a mass gainer.
I just don’t get it. It’d be the equivalent of putting a sickly person with anorexia as the spokesperson for a mass gainer.
07-21-2020, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
i tried it once (cookie dough)Sloot is gross but halo top is fuking delicious bro (as long as you don’t get the coconut milk version)
1. very expensive even for nyc
2. tasted almost no cookie dough, felt like the diet coke of ice creams. barely had any flavor tbh, it was bland
i prefer haagen daz by far for non homemade ice cream
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07-21-2020, 10:28 PM
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07-21-2020, 10:37 PM
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Just mix Greek yogurt with whey protein, and it tastes better than most ice creams.
Freaking delicious
Freaking delicious
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07-21-2020, 10:38 PM
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07-21-2020, 11:26 PM
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Halo Top is nasty. It tastes exactly like you'd expect from low calorie ice cream - terrible. If you've gotta eat ****in ice cream, just eat ****in ice cream. 280 calories isn't exactly going to get you skinny anyway.
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