Boomer is in front of me checking out at the grocery store, no mask. I say "Excuse me sir, where's your mask?". He starts screaming at me, stating that he has the right not to wear a mask and he's not falling for some fake flu and can do whatever he wants. Starts spurting out some statistics and I say "Oh? Well you seem like a knowledgeable fellow. Tell me, what is one of the biggest rivers in China?" He starts thinking and goes "uhhh-", and I interrupt him and state "The yelllow river". Drop my pants to my ankles and piss all over his face and clothes. Guy slips and falls on the floor like a loser. I kneel down and whisper into his ear "If I ever catch you without a mask, next time, I'll tell you about the brown river".

Funny enough I just ran into him at the CVS and he was wearing a mask. Gave him a nod and he scurried into the next isle like a rat.

Strong gmiscer thread.

Also, *aisle

Shame on you, that's someones grandpa.

negged

Should have worn the mask chief.

Cool story jefe