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Listen up misc incels, this is how you get laid (srs)
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07-22-2020, 06:18 PM
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Listen up misc incels, this is how you get laid (srs)
Unless you're a weapons-grade ugly ****gatron, you'll be able to pound the following sl00t demographics with little to no effort:
1.) Fat chicks.
2.) Chicks past the age of 35 with kids.
3.) OnlyFan sl00ts (if you have $$$).
4.) Mentally unstable sl00ts (easily identified by the cutting scars on their wrists).
How to improve yourself so you're not such a pathetic ****gatron:
1.) Lift
2.) Eat healthy (low carb, eliminate sugar, high protein/healthy fats)
3.) Bathe regularly and groom yourself. No sl00t likes a tiny pen0r hiding in a full bush
4.) Stop being a slave to your bad habits (any vices - drugs, fap, feeling sorry or down on yourself, and all other self-destructive *******ry).
5.) Dress well. sl00ts love fashion sense.
6.) Actually try at work and make some $ instead of being a leach to society.
Once you get a sl00t:
1.) mega turbo sl00ts are not wifey material. don't knock them up, don't spend money on them, and don't get attached.
2.) if you've bagged a wifeable sl00t, be self-confident and handle yourself well. Pursue jizzing babies into her if you want to start and raise a family with her.
3.) marry a sl00t if you're ok with the potential of losing 1/2 or more of your wealth to a divorce in the future (plus ongoing alimony).
Take care of your mind, body, and money. Take care of yourself before you take care of other people.
We're all gonna make it. Keep hustling.
1.) Fat chicks.
2.) Chicks past the age of 35 with kids.
3.) OnlyFan sl00ts (if you have $$$).
4.) Mentally unstable sl00ts (easily identified by the cutting scars on their wrists).
How to improve yourself so you're not such a pathetic ****gatron:
1.) Lift
2.) Eat healthy (low carb, eliminate sugar, high protein/healthy fats)
3.) Bathe regularly and groom yourself. No sl00t likes a tiny pen0r hiding in a full bush
4.) Stop being a slave to your bad habits (any vices - drugs, fap, feeling sorry or down on yourself, and all other self-destructive *******ry).
5.) Dress well. sl00ts love fashion sense.
6.) Actually try at work and make some $ instead of being a leach to society.
Once you get a sl00t:
1.) mega turbo sl00ts are not wifey material. don't knock them up, don't spend money on them, and don't get attached.
2.) if you've bagged a wifeable sl00t, be self-confident and handle yourself well. Pursue jizzing babies into her if you want to start and raise a family with her.
3.) marry a sl00t if you're ok with the potential of losing 1/2 or more of your wealth to a divorce in the future (plus ongoing alimony).
Take care of your mind, body, and money. Take care of yourself before you take care of other people.
We're all gonna make it. Keep hustling.
New account. OG brah, Zyzz was my homie.
Powerlifting > Olympic Lifting > Strongman > Bodybuilding.
Deadlift > Squat > Bench > Overhead Press > Curls for the Girls.
$$$ Engineer bruh $$$
Always peppering my angus. Lettuce bee real tea.
Goodnight sweet pr1nce...
07-22-2020, 06:23 PM
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- WantToBeLeaf
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07-22-2020, 06:35 PM
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- DizzySmalls
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07-22-2020, 06:39 PM
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- WeBoutDat
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Originally Posted By HOTD⏩
Simplified it for you. Have a job, don’t be fat, and don’t be a retard putting in some effort and there is no reason you will be an incel.Take care of your mind, body, and money. Keep hustling.
07-22-2020, 06:57 PM
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- Clide Whit
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Would add to never stop progressing and macking even when you find someone to wife up, I know many married incels who ended up letting themselves go.
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07-22-2020, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Clide
wise words bruhWould add to never stop progressing and macking even when you find someone to wife up, I know many married incels who ended up letting themselves go.
New account. OG brah, Zyzz was my homie.
Powerlifting > Olympic Lifting > Strongman > Bodybuilding.
Deadlift > Squat > Bench > Overhead Press > Curls for the Girls.
$$$ Engineer bruh $$$
Always peppering my angus. Lettuce bee real tea.
Goodnight sweet pr1nce...
07-22-2020, 06:59 PM
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07-22-2020, 07:00 PM
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- dtrain098
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07-22-2020, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By mobp⏩
I disagree. I think the trend amongst females is the opposite. You even see 8/10 sl00ts nowadays as single moms whereas back in the day they would have been wifed up. Men responded to increasingly sl00tery by holding back commitment for all these western hoes.Even fat chicks these days want commitment and refuse to be pump and dumped, SRS.
New account. OG brah, Zyzz was my homie.
Powerlifting > Olympic Lifting > Strongman > Bodybuilding.
Deadlift > Squat > Bench > Overhead Press > Curls for the Girls.
$$$ Engineer bruh $$$
Always peppering my angus. Lettuce bee real tea.
Goodnight sweet pr1nce...
07-22-2020, 08:32 PM
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- x420SwagScopex
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All it took for me was to stop jerking off for 2 weeks so I actually had the urge to try
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07-22-2020, 08:35 PM
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I don’t even feel like trying to get laid these days outside of the couple times a week I wake up after leg or deadlift day the day before (dat dere delayed test boost)
Been on no fap for weeks so that may be why
Been on no fap for weeks so that may be why
07-22-2020, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
no fap beyond 2 weeks has been shown to decrease testosterone levels and increase prostate & testicular cancer risks.I don’t even feel like trying to get laid these days outside of the couple times a week I wake up after leg or deadlift day the day before (dat dere delayed test boost)
Been on no fap for weeks so that may be why
Been on no fap for weeks so that may be why
New account. OG brah, Zyzz was my homie.
Powerlifting > Olympic Lifting > Strongman > Bodybuilding.
Deadlift > Squat > Bench > Overhead Press > Curls for the Girls.
$$$ Engineer bruh $$$
Always peppering my angus. Lettuce bee real tea.
Goodnight sweet pr1nce...
07-22-2020, 08:40 PM
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Honestly I started banging cute fat girls recently and it ain’t bad.
Always down to give good head, they cook for me and had a couple of them buy me some chit. (not that I asked)
I have no interest in them when I’m not with them and horny so I don’t even have to worry about being a beta or simping
When clubs And indoor bars open back up I can go bscn tk regular
Always down to give good head, they cook for me and had a couple of them buy me some chit. (not that I asked)
I have no interest in them when I’m not with them and horny so I don’t even have to worry about being a beta or simping
When clubs And indoor bars open back up I can go bscn tk regular
certified sp driller
07-22-2020, 08:45 PM
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- x420SwagScopex
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Originally Posted By HOTD⏩
How does anybody ever make it to that point without fukking something? I swear NoFap causes your standards to drop by 20% per day. If you haven’t smashed a hambeast by the end of the second week then you have more mental fortitude than me for sure.no fap beyond 2 weeks has been shown to decrease testosterone levels and increase prostate & testicular cancer risks.
NoFap + Zinc supplements + Squats and deadlifts = Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Smack City crew
07-22-2020, 08:46 PM
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- MeltL0veHandles
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35+ without kids. No need to deal with some cock blocking adolescent .
But the no birth control leg lock blow inside pregnancy trick is something one has to deal with
But the no birth control leg lock blow inside pregnancy trick is something one has to deal with
07-22-2020, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By MeltL0veHandles⏩
no birth control leg lock blow inside pregnancy trick? Sounds like something straight out of a horror movie bruh35+ without kids. No need to deal with some cock blocking adolescent .
But the no birth control leg lock blow inside pregnancy trick is something one has to deal with
But the no birth control leg lock blow inside pregnancy trick is something one has to deal with
New account. OG brah, Zyzz was my homie.
Powerlifting > Olympic Lifting > Strongman > Bodybuilding.
Deadlift > Squat > Bench > Overhead Press > Curls for the Girls.
$$$ Engineer bruh $$$
Always peppering my angus. Lettuce bee real tea.
Goodnight sweet pr1nce...
07-22-2020, 09:10 PM
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07-22-2020, 09:29 PM
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Im weapons grade uggo so LDAR'ing with your approval OP
07-22-2020, 09:45 PM
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- elterrible987
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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩
****gatrons were what shot out the light beams in old tube TVs****gatron
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