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post 1611459301 07-23-2020, 12:18 PM
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awesome high protein food for all you poor peasant miscers (recipe inside)

Are you a lifter with a ******* amount of money in the bank?
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If so, here's a stupid simple & peasant cheap chicken soup recipe to help you serfs out.

1.) Obtain a crock pot. You can get a used one for chump change.
2.) Obtain chicken thighs/drumsticks with skin still attached (2 dozen for $6 at your local grocery).
3.) Add chicken and water into crock pot.
4.) Cook on high heat for 12h.
5.) After cooking, keep warm.
6.) Prepare rice and/or noodles (pennies per serving).
7.) Serve mixed as chicken soup in a separate bowl with salt (black pepper optional).



Keep the crock pot with soup in the fridge in between meals to prevent catching ebola.



High protein, sufficient fat, sufficient carbs. Can feed yourself nutritious meals for a few days for a grand total of like $10.












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post 1611459711 07-23-2020, 12:21 PM
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Why would anyone eat some dry ass plain chicken
post 1611459841 07-23-2020, 12:22 PM
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What an edgy recipe man.
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post 1611459921 07-23-2020, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Why would anyone eat some dry ass plain chicken
how is chicken in soup dry?






also, half of these peasant miscers are struggling to make gains with instant ramen. This recipe should maximize their sl00t smashing force potential bruh
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post 1611459931 07-23-2020, 12:23 PM
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But who was seasoning? (Salt is a base, not the end all/be all)

Also, why the fukk would you keep it on warm for 5 days instead of refrigerating and reheating single portions as needed?
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post 1611460061 07-23-2020, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By HOTD⏩
Are you a lifter with a ******* amount of money in the bank?
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If so, here's a stupid simple & peasant cheap chicken soup recipe to help you serfs out.

1.) Obtain a crock pot. You can get a used one for chump change.
2.) Obtain chicken thighs/drumsticks with skin still attached (2 dozen for $6 at your local grocery).
3.) Add chicken and water into crock pot.
4.) Cook on high heat for 12h.
5.) After cooking, keep warm.
6.) Prepare rice and/or noodles (pennies per serving).
7.) Serve mixed as chicken soup in a separate bowl with salt (black pepper optional).

You can keep the crock pot on warm for up to 5 days. Just remember to replenish the water in the soup as it evaporates.

High protein, sufficient fat, sufficient carbs. Can feed yourself nutritious meals for a few days for a grand total of like $10.

We're all gonna make it bruh.
sounds like a great way to give yourself food poisoning.
post 1611460591 07-23-2020, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
sounds like a great way to give yourself food poisoning.
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post 1611460681 07-23-2020, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
What an edgy recipe man.
Thanks. I went to culinary school for 2 years to figure this out.
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i've tried something similar, have used breasts before and even though they're soaked in liquid, they turn out dry

and when i've used thighs/drumsticks, seems like i overcook it and the meat is flavorless/rubbery

i have a pressure cooker that does slow cooking as well, bought it cuz i wanted to make bulk bulking meals but i just use it for perfect boiled eggs lol

has anyone actually made good chicken in the slow cooker?
post 1611461871 07-23-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By HOTD⏩
If so, here's a stupid simple & peasant cheap chicken soup recipe to help you serfs out.

1.) Obtain a crock pot..
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Originally Posted By strawbrerry1⏩
i've tried something similar, have used breasts before and even though they're soaked in liquid, they turn out dry

and when i've used thighs/drumsticks, seems like i overcook it and the meat is flavorless/rubbery

i have a pressure cooker that does slow cooking as well, bought it cuz i wanted to make bulk bulking meals but i just use it for perfect boiled eggs lol

has anyone actually made good chicken in the slow cooker?
ya, i never use breast meat, always turns out grainy even in the soup.

I've had luck with drumsticks with skin attached. From my experience, sounds like you did overcook it. Try cutting back a couple hours.

It's great poverty food. I had it all the time when I was in grad school. Now that I actually have a job, it's lamb and steak for me bruh.
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post 1611462181 07-23-2020, 12:47 PM
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just LOL if you're so poor that you've got to buy somebody's dirty used crockpot. FMD FML. what are they new, like $12 at the fukng Walmart???
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Originally Posted By HOTD⏩
ya, i never use breast meat, always turns out grainy even in the soup.

I've had luck with drumsticks with skin attached. From my experience, sounds like you did overcook it. Try cutting back a couple hours.

It's great poverty food. I had it all the time when I was in grad school. Now that I actually have a job, it's lamb and steak for me bruh.
thanks might try this out, the major problem is when i try out new crockpot recipes i use 3 lbs of chicken at once lol, so if its groce i have to eat 3 lbs of it i refuse to waste food even if doesn't taste great
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Originally Posted By strawbrerry1⏩
thanks might try this out, the major problem is when i try out new crockpot recipes i use 3 lbs of chicken at once lol, so if its groce i have to eat 3 lbs of it i refuse to waste food even if doesn't taste great
good man. never waste food. it's a sin.
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
just LOL if you're so poor that you've got to buy somebody's dirty used crockpot. FMD FML. what are they new, like $12 at the fukng Walmart???
that sl00t you banged last night was dirty and used, but you still ate her out bruh.
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Keeping it warm for 5 days is dumb but the recipe is cheap for sure
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Originally Posted By HOTD⏩
that sl00t you banged last night was dirty and used, but you still ate her out bruh.
Awful bold of you to assume that was a chick he was with...
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post 1611463791 07-23-2020, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Awful bold of you to assume that was a chick he was with...
Assuming genders is my hobby. Smashing sl00ts is my profession.
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post 1611467011 07-23-2020, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By BredRoller⏩
Wait, you can keep a crock pot on warm for 5 days with meat in it and it'll be fine?
Do not do this unless you want to become the newest Covid-19 statistic.

And I see your from Houston, we don't need any more "Covid" issues around here brah.
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