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post 1611460861 07-23-2020, 12:32 PM
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Need help, protein powder tastes like chit

I accidentally ordered the wrong protein powder, and this one tastes so horrible that I nearly vomit every time I drink it. It is supposed to be vanilla flavor, but it literally tastes like toothpaste.

Is there anything I can mix in the bag to improve the taste, kinda like nesquik but without a ton of calories?
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post 1611461151 07-23-2020, 12:34 PM
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you use water or milk?
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post 1611461361 07-23-2020, 12:37 PM
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Buy flavorless, and drink it with Ice Cold water, straight from the fridge, it's the only way.

Can't stand that stuff either.

I'll never sacrifice my taste buds for gains, ever.
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post 1611461481 07-23-2020, 12:38 PM
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add a banana
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buy another protein and split 50/50
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post 1611464501 07-23-2020, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By TokenV
you use water or milk?
I use water. I can't bring milk with me to work. Sometimes I will have to just make it on the go.
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post 1611464771 07-23-2020, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet
add a banana
I see what you did there
post 1611464921 07-23-2020, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla
I use water. I can't bring milk with me to work. Sometimes I will have to just make it on the go.
too bad, milk and vanilla is decent

makes it a lot heavier to down though

maybe some milk powder but I'm not sure about this lol
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post 1611464971 07-23-2020, 01:21 PM
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Powdered peanut butter
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You just need to mix it with a ton of sugar and cream. My suggestion is adding a lot of peanut butter and whole milk to your shake.

For next time:

Rocky road + vanilla coconut milk = hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
post 1611467861 07-23-2020, 01:50 PM
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Just throw it away and get a new one.
post 1611468121 07-23-2020, 01:52 PM
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add some herbs
or fill it with a capsule
or ask for a return
post 1611468331 07-23-2020, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
I see what you did there
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post 1611469481 07-23-2020, 02:11 PM
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10 years of lifting and buying proteinz has taught me that no matter the brand, the only protein powder that tastes good is mocha, coffee, or chocolate


Everything else will taste like absolute chit
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post 1611470191 07-23-2020, 02:17 PM
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have a HBB take a dump into your blender.
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post 1611470251 07-23-2020, 02:18 PM
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crushed ice will help a lot. use a blender w/ cubes and the powder (and water).

or say F it and add a little bit of chocolate syrup
post 1611470691 07-23-2020, 02:24 PM
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Use less water so you can down it fast as possible.

Got a free 5lb container of key lime pie flavor forever ago and had to semi-mix a scoop in 4 oz of water and just gulp the chit down then add a little more water to get the rest.
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post 1611470751 07-23-2020, 02:24 PM
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Throw that sheet away and have some eggs.
post 1611470891 07-23-2020, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Merc009
10 years of lifting and buying proteinz has taught me that no matter the brand, the only protein powder that tastes good is mocha, coffee, or chocolate


Everything else will taste like absolute chit
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