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post 1611507921 07-23-2020, 10:14 PM
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Why does your piss come out all fuked up after busting a nut?

Srs. Just pissed all over my foot. Last week my piss stream forked and miss on either side of the bowl
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post 1611507981 07-23-2020, 10:47 PM
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Jizz can get clogged in ur peehole all the way down ur shaft.

I think it has to do with ur firing sequence. I know if I bust in a certain way I will get that chit, usually if I try to do a charge shot.
post 1611508091 07-23-2020, 10:51 PM
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You've superglued your tip shut and wonder why you have side spray? Is this what I'm hearing?

How about you get up off your ass and go take a piss like you're supposed to and not wait. You have to get that stuff out plus it cuts down on infections etc.
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post 1611508101 07-23-2020, 10:51 PM
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cmon brah
why do you think?
its like sticking honey in your pee hole, its thick and doesnt always come out right away
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post 1611508131 07-23-2020, 10:52 PM
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Know these feels and it’s definitely fukking annoying

Idk what’s worse that or trying to pee with a boner
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post 1611508171 07-23-2020, 10:53 PM
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Just dried jizz. Just give a couple of hard squeezes after your done to get all of it out. It still happens, but that cuts the number of times down dramatically.

If you are with an experienced woman, she will know this and take care of it for you.
post 1611508211 07-23-2020, 10:54 PM
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u piss and its weird than u have to piss like 3 other times to get it cleared and stay up
post 1611508251 07-23-2020, 10:54 PM
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same thing happens to me, it’s a cummclot in your urethra. use a pipe cleaner to clean out your pp hole

ruined my suit before a job interview cause of this
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post 1611508291 07-23-2020, 10:56 PM
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Gotta clean the pipe bro, squeeze out all the excess during the mop up job.
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post 1611508471 07-23-2020, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By jesusxchrist⏩
Idk what’s worse that or trying to pee with a boner
Peeing with a boner is the most painful painless thing in the world.
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post 1611508921 07-23-2020, 11:52 PM
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1: have sex
2: piss on own foot wonder why
3: ask the misc for advice right after it happened

das it mane

on topic: I believe your question has already been answered.
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post 1611508961 07-23-2020, 11:53 PM
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John Cena isnt doing this
post 1611509001 07-23-2020, 11:55 PM
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post 1611509131 07-23-2020, 11:59 PM
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Ya that’s why I prefer to piss out of my ass after busting a nut.
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post 1611509201 07-24-2020, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Chest-Rockwell⏩
Jizz can get clogged in ur peehole all the way down ur shaft.

I think it has to do with ur firing sequence. I know if I bust in a certain way I will get that chit, usually if I try to do a charge shot.
this is scientifically accurate i can corroborate.

I notice weird nuts have weird effects.
post 1611509811 07-24-2020, 12:13 AM
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Worse is when you take a piss during an edging session, and then after you get hard again and continue to fap and the precum mixes with last droplets of piss and it forms a more liquid precum texture.
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post 1611509831 07-24-2020, 12:13 AM
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Just lol at standing up to pee in 2020.
post 1611510071 07-24-2020, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
Just lol at standing up to pee in 2020.
Tinkling whilst sitting down is for *******s choc full of soy and E2.
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post 1611510541 07-24-2020, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Chest-Rockwell⏩
Jizz can get clogged in ur peehole all the way down ur shaft.

I think it has to do with ur firing sequence. I know if I bust in a certain way I will get that chit, usually if I try to do a charge shot.
Lmao charge shot

That’s what I’ve been doing all these years I guess.
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post 1611511851 07-24-2020, 12:59 AM
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You know how I know you didn't pay attention in health class?

Also, use a condom, or pull out. We'd have a lot less problems in the world if people knew/followed this.
post 1611516501 07-24-2020, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted By i3oosted⏩
Lmao charge shot

That’s what I’ve been doing all these years I guess.
You aim for your wide open mouth?
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post 1611516681 07-24-2020, 03:14 AM
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post 1611547951 07-24-2020, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By GlassMoon⏩
Srs. Just pissed all over my foot. Last week my piss stream forked and miss on either side of the bowl
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post 1611549401 07-24-2020, 12:02 PM
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After the sex I always take a pressure washer to the end of my penis so this doesn't happen
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