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post 1611616581 07-25-2020, 06:29 AM
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M'lady farts in her sleep

What can I do to make her stop?
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

My gyno surgery video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td12mDeyVH8
post 1611616641 07-25-2020, 06:31 AM
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Make her get gynecomastia surgery



I love everything about this photo:

Spoiler!


Spoiler!
LOL
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

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post 1611616771 07-25-2020, 06:33 AM
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Take along hard look in the mirror and you will realize her farts aren’t that big of a deal
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post 1611616811 07-25-2020, 06:34 AM
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plug it
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post 1611616911 07-25-2020, 06:35 AM
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put your mouth around her ass hole
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post 1611616961 07-25-2020, 06:37 AM
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This is why I dont date girls who dont like CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS loving girls dont poop nor fart.
post 1611616981 07-25-2020, 06:38 AM
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Groce. Go NC immediately.
































Pics?
post 1611617131 07-25-2020, 06:41 AM
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Tell her to stop holding them in all day SRS
post 1611617161 07-25-2020, 06:42 AM
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Dump that broad for that hot goth classmate you had srs
post 1611617571 07-25-2020, 06:54 AM
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Lol at every reply itt.

If your srs OP
Have her lay on her left side for a minute, all the farts will exit quickly and in epic proportion. You gotta record it and post tho
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post 1611617991 07-25-2020, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted By dogorman7⏩
Dump that broad for that hot goth classmate you had srs
Das it mane srs



Spoiler!


Spoiler!
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1611618071 07-25-2020, 07:04 AM
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tfw I tried to have gf sleep over and I have to fart suddenly
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post 1611618901 07-25-2020, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By dogorman7⏩
Dump that broad for that hot goth classmate you had srs
I wish I could.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

My gyno surgery video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td12mDeyVH8
post 1611619271 07-25-2020, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
What can I do to make her stop?
Feed her something else.
post 1611619371 07-25-2020, 07:32 AM
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Get rid of her srs nothin worse then a smelly bich
post 1611619431 07-25-2020, 07:33 AM
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post 1611619531 07-25-2020, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Das it mane srs



Spoiler!


Spoiler!
Fuark
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post 1611619691 07-25-2020, 07:37 AM
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Some people pay good money for beautiful women to fart on their faces. You're getting it for free brah.
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post 1611619741 07-25-2020, 07:37 AM
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Imagine the smell.


Put her in the Dutch oven to simmer for a couple minutes.


Or maybe start an OnlyFarts site with her "content", maybe you could profit off her fumes.
post 1611619851 07-25-2020, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Das it mane srs



Spoiler!


Spoiler!
I can fap to this. Hng
post 1611620521 07-25-2020, 07:51 AM
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Try men.
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post 1611621001 07-25-2020, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Try men.
Already did, they fart even more.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

My gyno surgery video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td12mDeyVH8
post 1611622381 07-25-2020, 08:26 AM
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Had a girl once fart while I was going down on her, I was eating it from the back but the little toot just went "woosh" and I could feel the air hit my nose, not sure how I feel about it srs.
post 1611623191 07-25-2020, 08:40 AM
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Just float thin patch of quickcrete at about 8pm. Should cure by bedtime. Use a number 3 dull chisel to gently remove after waking up.
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post 1611623891 07-25-2020, 08:50 AM
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Breathe it in as it'll be the closest to being cool you'll ever get
post 1611623981 07-25-2020, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
What can I do to make her stop?
Damn, I always thought you were gay for some reason.
post 1611624901 07-25-2020, 09:02 AM
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Watch the scene from goodwill hunting
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1611625151 07-25-2020, 09:08 AM
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Vacuum suck her ******* with your mouth before she goes to sleep.
post 1611625191 07-25-2020, 09:09 AM
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video of her fartin?
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