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post 1612129531 07-30-2020, 05:23 PM
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Just came up with a way to develop 0 liver damage/0 fat increase due to alcohol

Consumption.

Neg me if I'm wrong.

So this is coming from someone who can't consume alcohol due to a liver transplant in late 2016 (srs)

So let's say I've consumed 8 beers quickly, and at a modest rate 2 hours, I've consumed 1200 calories depending on the beer with a 5% alcohol rating.

I simply create a pill that makes your stomach vomit up whatevever liquid comsumption you've ingested the last 120 minutes. And bammm, I simply vomit up whatever calories, but still get hammered in the process.

Problem solved. Not getting fat. Not hurting my liver.

Just don't drive.
post 1612129721 07-30-2020, 05:25 PM
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But who was healthy eso****us goals?

Brb throwing up everyday
Brb hold my hair
Brb brb
post 1612129731 07-30-2020, 05:25 PM
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Liver transplant...still binge drinking...

Bro, I think you might be exhibiting very early warning signs of alcoholism
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post 1612129881 07-30-2020, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
But who was healthy eso****us goals?

Brb throwing up everyday
Brb hold my hair
Brb brb
Hold my hair?


Lololol
post 1612129961 07-30-2020, 05:29 PM
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And die of internal bleeding?
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post 1612130101 07-30-2020, 05:30 PM
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If you're feeling the effects, the alcohol is in your blood. Hence, it will be metabolized by the liver.
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post 1612130141 07-30-2020, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted By ZeroPercentTip⏩
Problem solved. Not getting fat.
I have some bad news.
post 1612130181 07-30-2020, 05:32 PM
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Nobodies this stupid surely? Has to be a roll bread.
post 1612130601 07-30-2020, 05:38 PM
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That pill has been around for decades:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram
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post 1612130871 07-30-2020, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
That pill has been around for decades:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram
you misspelled ******
post 1612131191 07-30-2020, 05:45 PM
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Or just stop drinking alcohol you fat *******.
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post 1612131541 07-30-2020, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By kingmanaverage⏩
Or just stop drinking alcohol you fat *******.
Women don't like lean *******s like you


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post 1612131791 07-30-2020, 05:51 PM
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You would only feel the effects from alcohol if you absorbed it, which requires first-pass metabolism in the liver.

Liquids clear the stomach in fewer than 2 hours.

Some kind of sublingual administration could reduce the amount metabolized by your liver for the same level of intoxication. Any drug in your bloodstream will eventually reach the liver for metabolism, in any case.
post 1612131901 07-30-2020, 05:52 PM
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just stop being an addict retard
post 1612132761 07-30-2020, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
If you're feeling the effects, the alcohol is in your blood. Hence, it will be metabolized by the liver.
Wait, so what you're saying is, I am going to get hammered, but no calories consumed. Correct?
post 1612132951 07-30-2020, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By ZeroPercentTip⏩
Wait, so what you're saying is, I am going to get hammered, but no calories consumed. Correct?
He is saying you would be damaging your liver
post 1612133171 07-30-2020, 06:08 PM
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This is epic cope. Drink yourself to death but don’t try to mitigate its circumstances or impact brah.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1612133501 07-30-2020, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
But who was healthy eso****us goals?

Brb throwing up everyday
Brb hold my hair
Brb brb
do sloots still bulimia-fraud in the bathroom where nobody sees them? i remember it was always talked about in grade school in the 2000's and how bad it is. but judging by how overweight most girls are now, i think the practice has fallen out of vogue.
post 1612133691 07-30-2020, 06:15 PM
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just funnel it in your ass like a normal person, jesus opie
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post 1612133731 07-30-2020, 06:15 PM
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You can't avoid the liver damage. If you want to avoid the calories that badly, then rather than inducing vomiting, it would be better to just enema the booze. It's dangerous because apparently the required dosage is lower.
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post 1612133771 07-30-2020, 06:16 PM
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Or just don’t drink
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post 1612133801 07-30-2020, 06:16 PM
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wouldn't you be better off just butt chugging? doesn't it bypass liver that way?

wow guess i wasnt the only one that thought this
post 1612133911 07-30-2020, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By BenchWellington⏩
Liver transplant...still binge drinking...

Bro, I think you might be exhibiting very early warning signs of alcoholism
Serious?
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