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Forum » Would you rather be a king in the middle ages or just alive today?

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Thread: Would you rather be a king in the middle ages or just alive today?

post 1612219101 07-31-2020, 04:38 PM
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Would you rather be a king in the middle ages or just alive today?

As a king ofc you can fuk sloots all day every day but - bathing technology is not up to par so stinky poosay and butthole. The women are also hairy. Also if a rebellion occurs you might get your head chopped off or impaled up the bunghole onto a large wooden stake. You could also contract any disease and just die cuz medicine doesn't exist

you got lots of money as a king but what are you gonna spend it on? It still takes 5 weeks for a letter to travel to someone and there is no way of tracking it. You don't have any of the modern technology

Or you are just a normal brah today in 2020 with all this technology - more than a king ever could have dreamed of, but you lack the social status and purpose of being a king.
post 1612219321 07-31-2020, 04:42 PM
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I'll take AC and not chitting into a bucket.

My mobile phone trumps everything that king owns.

Any warlmart shirt is way better quality and texture than anything King wore.

I also wanna live beyond age 45.



I'll leave worrying about social status to the sloots.
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post 1612219451 07-31-2020, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Any warlmart shirt is way better quality and texture than anything King wore.
What Wal-Mart are you shopping at?
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post 1612219601 07-31-2020, 04:45 PM
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i'll just continue being a king now
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post 1612220211 07-31-2020, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By BenchWellington⏩
What Wal-Mart are you shopping at?
Middle age clothing fuking sucked dude.

Nothing remotely as comfortable as a 5$ Cotton T shirt or 10$ pair of jeans.
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post 1612220621 07-31-2020, 04:57 PM
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King.

Smash a different 18 year old every night.
post 1612220681 07-31-2020, 04:58 PM
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Daily shower and flush toilet over "my royal family is plotting to kill me."
post 1612220991 07-31-2020, 05:01 PM
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being a king with responsibilities? i mean you have to lead a war. take care of your people etc.

you get to eat grapes/best meat etc
get to bang the hottest girls but back then they probably have yellow teeth also
the thing is you dont live long at that age
you get the flu youre donezo
they undercook meat once youre donezo

you could go bang a 4/10 meth head with yellow teeth and buy some meat and grapes right now too

so pass on king
post 1612221051 07-31-2020, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By GiveMeTheD⏩
King.

Smash a different 18 year old every night.
I think a king would be a miscer's every choice....all the virgin non sloots you want
post 1612221181 07-31-2020, 05:03 PM
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Theres only one king of kings, lord of lords His name is Jesus.
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post 1612221241 07-31-2020, 05:04 PM
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Just because I wanna experience what their war was like but if I start loosing, I wanna switch back
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I bet everybody smelled like absolute chit back then. I'll take normal dude now
post 1612221661 07-31-2020, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By BlackJack619⏩
Theres only one king of kings, lord of lords His name is Jesus.
Who is the Lord in 2 Cor 3:17? Is that Jesus too or some other Lord?
post 1612221841 07-31-2020, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩
Who is the Lord in 2 Cor 3:17? Is that Jesus too or some other Lord?
There are plenty of lords, but only one Lord of lords.
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post 1612221901 07-31-2020, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Middle age clothing fuking sucked dude.

Nothing remotely as comfortable as a 5$ Cotton T shirt or 10$ pair of jeans.
Sure the peasant clothes was tattered rags and foot wraps

But a King?



Imagine, just lifting up your Kingly manskirt as two HBB peasants with yellow teeth tag team your dick and a cheeky lil jester does a happy jig for you to simultaneously enjoy whilst chowing down on a massive mutton chop.

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post 1612221931 07-31-2020, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By BlackJack619⏩
There are plenty of lords, but only one Lord of lords.
So answer the question, stop being evasive.
post 1612221941 07-31-2020, 05:11 PM
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post 1612222021 07-31-2020, 05:12 PM
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Would pay to be King in the middle ages if there was such a thing like the reservation in Westworld
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post 1612222641 07-31-2020, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
Would pay to be King in the middle ages if there was such a thing like the reservation in Westworld


Those AI better be ready if they try something.
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post 1612222881 07-31-2020, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩
So answer the question, stop being evasive.
Go back and reread my original comment, you will find the answer there.
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post 1612222951 07-31-2020, 05:22 PM
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post 1612223031 07-31-2020, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
King, but only if I cant take a bag of antibiotics with me. Healthy non GMO meat, no pesticides, no porn, endless women.....but it would all go tits up after your first tooth infection or bacterial infection
Bald's salve would of been readily available back then, assuming your court wizard knew about it.
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pretty sure they did shave in the middle ages for hygiene mainly pubic lice. brb banging 10/10's 3x a day.
post 1612229771 07-31-2020, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Middle age clothing fuking sucked dude.

Nothing remotely as comfortable as a 5$ Cotton T shirt or 10$ pair of jeans.
You wouldn't know that though.

I'd gladly be a king in any time than not one in the present.

BRB having people wait on me whenever I want, harem of concubines, could do whatever you want (not limited by money), etc.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
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post 1612229921 07-31-2020, 06:45 PM
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Considering a normal brah lives 100x better than a Middle Ages king it’s an easy answer. Brb chitting in a bucket
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