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post 1612266361 08-01-2020, 08:37 AM
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LOL @ men who use umbrellas

It's pretty beta to be honest. I know you don't want to hear it but it makes you look incredibly feminine.

I always face mother nature and her wrath with confidence and pride. Zero fuks given when I step out into the rain. It's just water, is water going to hurt you? LMAO.

Enjoy hiding under that umbrella while I walk with swinging shoulders of swagger through the monsoons of the gods.
post 1612266711 08-01-2020, 08:44 AM
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I’ve never used one but one might argue alphas don’t care what others think about them
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post 1612266781 08-01-2020, 08:46 AM
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lol @ tradies

brb show up to the office soaking wet because I lack basic life skills
brb dry clean only
brb dripping everywhere like a beta ****
brb brb brb
post 1612266851 08-01-2020, 08:46 AM
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no doubt. thats why i pay someone else to hold it for me.
post 1612266881 08-01-2020, 08:47 AM
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Just lol at them. I don’t even own one.

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This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1612267241 08-01-2020, 08:53 AM
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2:05 — 2:25


“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1612267381 08-01-2020, 08:57 AM
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post 1612267451 08-01-2020, 08:58 AM
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lol.... it's more about not getting your clothes soaked/shoes wet

who the hell wants to walk around with wet socks
post 1612267461 08-01-2020, 08:58 AM
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I make my woman hold the umbrella over me while she gets rained on
post 1612267661 08-01-2020, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By jakobi⏩
lol.... it's more about not getting your clothes soaked/shoes wet

who the hell wants to walk around with wet socks
Misc translation: “I know what dick tastes like.”
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

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post 1612268011 08-01-2020, 09:07 AM
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had a nice Mercedes umbrella, lost it...never found a good umbrella after that and never bothered with umbrellas..they break in wind..and dont even stop water from soaking you.


invested in north face rain jackets and much better solution

gotta admit..dudes carrying umbrellas look panzy
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post 1612268091 08-01-2020, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Misc translation: “I know what dick tastes like.”
5'7

you're the expert at sucking dicks without having to knee down..
post 1612268221 08-01-2020, 09:11 AM
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I also use it to stick it up my ass until I cum.
post 1612268251 08-01-2020, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By jakobi⏩
5'7

you're the expert at sucking dicks without having to knee down..
I must commit sodium to restore honor to my famiry.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1612268411 08-01-2020, 09:15 AM
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What man uses an umbrella, is this a real thing? Just LOL
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post 1612269691 08-01-2020, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
What man uses an umbrella, is this a real thing? Just LOL
Just fukkin LOL
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