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Thread: Pretty sure I jumped universes again today

post 1612295601 08-01-2020, 03:25 PM
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Pretty sure I jumped universes again today

Picked up a jar of almond butter at the grocery store. I know it was fuking almond butter. That’s specifically what I wanted.

Got home, put it away.

Just went downstairs and looked at a jar of peanut butter in my cabinet.

Why is the universe taunting me?

post 1612296221 08-01-2020, 03:36 PM
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And then you woke up
"I'm not going to be jerked around by some chick who thinks her pussy is going to magically override my sense of self-respect. I'm not a phucking performing seal, I'm not going to do tricks to get a mouthful of fish."

-Azrairc, 2014

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post 1612296891 08-01-2020, 03:46 PM
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I just watched sliders for the first time in forever the other day too, srs
Yellow fever crew
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post 1612297151 08-01-2020, 03:50 PM
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cum over the peanuts
and it will travel
through your asshol
and becomes almond
post 1612297231 08-01-2020, 03:51 PM
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That's a funny way of saying you have schizophrenia
post 1612297291 08-01-2020, 03:53 PM
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A glitch in the Matrix, it happens when they change something
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