It's very dangerous the way it spreads....

It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at Home Depot....

It can wreak havoc in churches; praying people are exceptionally vulnerable! Although it's Mind-boggling how it vanishes when people stand close together holding signs, destroying businesses, homes, property, monuments, etc. Yet, standing to watch a marathon or a concert triggers its wrath.

It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at Kohl's but not at Target. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on Dunkin Donuts coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of joe is safe.

It is the most curious thing, how it lives on basketballs, baseball bats and ballet bars, but dies on WWE ropes and Walmart shopping carts. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers.

It's so smart. It won't bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that's you.

It even knows what you want vs what you need.

If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but

If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations.

Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus?!?

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was prepared to neg you

had us in the first half....

As usual, the truth is somewhere in the middle.. it’s not as serious as some people make it out to be but it’s also more serious than some people make it out to be.

It isn’t just a regular flu but it also isnt some supervirus that will kill us all if we don’t wear masks everywhere.

Covid is the cure. It cured heart decease, cancer, and even car accident deaths!

It also respects protesters, depending on whether what they're protesting sides with the politics of the very people pushing the lockdowns.

Why was OP banned?

Agreed even had to install an alarm

Things have been getting pretty serious

Lockdowns are imminent and my shipment of new masks have arrived.

I now have:
- going out in public mask
- driving masks
- around the house masks
- sleeping masks
- gardening/yard mask

I turned off my AC because people tend to stop in front of my house to admire my rose garden. I always hum to myself as I’m watering my roses and gardenias. I’ve only had to threaten to turn the hose on one unmasked lady who was walking a Great Dane. She stopped at the corner of my driveway but was within 20 feet of me (my personal space). I told her I would call the police if she didn’t respond to the hose, but the threat made her leave

It’s become a problem now with (mostly unmasked) people admiring my flower collection.

The installation will have a touchpad near my front window so I can sound the alarm from behind my window and the person on the sidewalk will hear it because of the lawn speaker ($120 to install)

When they look up they will see me in my mask standing angrily behind my window. I will point to a sign on my lawn that says “put your mask on and keep moving”

Why do so many dog walkers refuse to wear a mask? If I had my AC on I would probably be breathing in their particles. My mask can’t keep everything out

asymtomatic viruses are super scary.

especially when you have it yet you have no symptoms.

Attacks every person at a trump rally
Literally no cases to report from rioting

This. I've had it 13 times now. The feeling is so weird. All I want to do is coughI sit there in bed imagining having a 103.0. Sometimes I will have a dream that I'm showing severe symptoms, but then I wake up feeling perfect. So frustrating

It’s almost as if ………