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» People constantly ask me for a cigarette/lighter/where the nearest liquor store is
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post 1612610451 08-04-2020, 08:31 PM
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People constantly ask me for a cigarette/lighter/where the nearest liquor store is

I rarely ever smoke, but they do have me on the liquor store part hehe.
post 1612611691 08-04-2020, 08:48 PM
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hehe
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post 1612611881 08-04-2020, 08:50 PM
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If it's a sloot, she wants you to hit on her. Semi srs.

If it's a dude, he's prolly 30 and banging a 17 yr old. Don't buy any thing he offers you.
post 1612612251 08-04-2020, 08:56 PM
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take that as a compliment
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post 1612626231 08-05-2020, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted By gtg
hehe
Originally Posted By 3basic5me
If it's a sloot, she wants you to hit on her. Semi srs.

If it's a dude, he's prolly 30 and banging a 17 yr old. Don't buy any thing he offers you.
Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
take that as a compliment
hehe
post 1612628211 08-05-2020, 02:32 AM
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Such is life of a tradie
post 1612628921 08-05-2020, 02:50 AM
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I don't smoke but I've never not banged a girl that hit me up for that.
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post 1612628951 08-05-2020, 02:51 AM
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Can't imagine not buying booze at Costco.
post 1612629171 08-05-2020, 02:56 AM
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time to
take care
of yourshelve
post 1612629571 08-05-2020, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Noobrero
Such is life of a tradie
i am not a tradie hehe
Originally Posted By F.A.P.
I don't smoke but I've never not banged a girl that hit me up for that.
oooh really
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Can't imagine not buying booze at Costco.
orly
Originally Posted By Kiop
time to
take care
of yourshelve
probably hehe
post 1612630121 08-05-2020, 03:38 AM
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Consider yourself lucky....people tell me I have a face for radio and hand me loose change...
Retired...no smartphone....no neighbors......just holes...
post 1612630211 08-05-2020, 03:42 AM
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Do you tell them you're a ******* as well?
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1612630311 08-05-2020, 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Bosko
Consider yourself lucky....people tell me I have a face for radio and hand me loose change...
fair enough
Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle
Do you tell them you're a ******* as well?
Wow
post 1612630361 08-05-2020, 03:46 AM
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Maybe you should stop sitting at the side of the road all day with your mouth wide open and a sign beside you that says "I'll suck dink for $3.50"
post 1612630471 08-05-2020, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech
Maybe you should stop sitting at the side of the road all day with your mouth wide open and a sign beside you that says "I'll suck dink for $3.50"
I know ur trying to be funny and edgy and original, and if u were half ur age and this was 2005 this probably wouldve been a little funny.
post 1612630581 08-05-2020, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done
I know ur trying to be funny and edgy and original, and if u were half ur age and this was 2005 this probably wouldve been a little funny.
post 1612630701 08-05-2020, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech
Now i feel bad.
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