Fell asleep with my so's bum and when I woke up the crap was all overt the walls and my ceiling etc. not even joking

Now I gotta spend 30 min- 1 hour removing all this ***

Bum as in homeless person or british for butt?

Either way this seems like a very odd story

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

thank youclassic

let me say a poetry

when bum in mouth
i cant sleepwell

i need a rum to blackout
or i will start toyell

forgive me i am russia

Go on with the story, I am quite curious

Was it this bum that was in my mouth?



cause I aint complaining brah