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» You walk into a dark alleyway and you see this guy. He tells you to kiss his feet
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post 1612664501 08-05-2020, 12:18 PM
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You walk into a dark alleyway and you see this guy. He tells you to kiss his feet

You walk into a dark alleyway and you see this guy. He tells you to get on your knees and kiss his feet, and hand over your wallet and car keys, or else.

What do?

post 1612664921 08-05-2020, 12:21 PM
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Get on my knees and kith them.
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post 1612664971 08-05-2020, 12:22 PM
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I'd never walk down a dark alley at night without a gun, so I'd just shoot poor Mike.
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post 1612665061 08-05-2020, 12:23 PM
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Piss on him
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post 1612665271 08-05-2020, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By F.A.P.
I'd never walk down a dark alley at night without a gun, so I'd just shoot poor Mike.
do you live in a dangerous area? Never been to america but in australia ive never had anyone try to rob or fight me ever. I know how bad it is in certain places in the US based on the news i read all the time
post 1612665341 08-05-2020, 12:26 PM
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Is his back broken tho?
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post 1612665641 08-05-2020, 12:29 PM
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comply or else my ears will be gone
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post 1612665841 08-05-2020, 12:30 PM
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throw pigeons at him as a distraction. then proceed to run.
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post 1612666201 08-05-2020, 12:34 PM
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Mike prime? Or Mike now.
post 1612666541 08-05-2020, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By dustwyrm
Mike prime? Or Mike now.
whatever time it was in that picture. I believe that was close to his prime
post 1612666661 08-05-2020, 12:39 PM
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Fight him, all it takes is a small slip and he done
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post 1612667121 08-05-2020, 12:43 PM
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kick to the nuts then haul ass!
post 1612667301 08-05-2020, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Merc009
Fight him, all it takes is a small slip and he done
good idea. The bigger they are the harder they fall
post 1612668511 08-05-2020, 12:56 PM
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Draw gun.

Hopefully he doesn’t do anything stupid and gets shot

Would rather not have to replace my conceal carry cuz police always hang onto it forever.
post 1612668611 08-05-2020, 12:58 PM
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Bite off his ear
post 1612668741 08-05-2020, 12:59 PM
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Stare and him and say: "Sorry, I don't do requests".
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post 1612670141 08-05-2020, 01:16 PM
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tell him that my angus is impregnable
post 1612670261 08-05-2020, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By dustwyrm
Mike prime? Or Mike now.
mike now would still fuk u up

post 1612670341 08-05-2020, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Merc009
Fight him, all it takes is a small slip and he done
what if you slip tho
I'll globe you

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post 1612670531 08-05-2020, 01:21 PM
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will still not kiss his feet, would rather die on my own then live on my knees, srs. Would try to reason with the greatest before it gets to that.
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post 1612670621 08-05-2020, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By dannyg1217
will still not kiss his feet, would rather die on my own then live on my knees, srs. Would try to reason with the greatest before it gets to that.
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post 1612670681 08-05-2020, 01:23 PM
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Never walked in a dark alley before.
post 1612670831 08-05-2020, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By DontbeSwak
what if you slip tho



On a srs note I would raise my fists and scream “prepare for combat”
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post 1612671021 08-05-2020, 01:26 PM
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I get ko'd and maybe killed. But id tell hi. He's my childhood hero first.
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post 1612671121 08-05-2020, 01:28 PM
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Does my life feel threatened?
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post 1612672211 08-05-2020, 01:42 PM
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Throw the Oxford Dictionary at him to distract him.
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post 1612672591 08-05-2020, 01:47 PM
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Would say I train tapout, lie down on my back and dare him to get in my guard
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