I know MISC is obsessed with asian brehs and brehettes so I wanted to show y'all this.

When Americans panic, they cum — lots of it. During the first six months of 2020, amid a global coronavirus pandemic, coomers have reported a record 10.3 million fappings, according to a new survey by the National Cooming Foundation.

And while various demographic groups are cooming in 2020, Asian-Americans account for the highest increase in cum purchases of any group.

“The highest overall cum sales increase comes from Asian men and hapas, who show a 58.2% increase in purchases during the first six months of 2020 versus the same period last year,” Jim Chan, NSSF director of research and market development, wrote in his report.

Actually know this guy IRL for a few years and got my cum license from him.



Some interesting snippets from the article.

History shows that cum control laws have always been unfavorable to Asian Americans. Even before America was a country, Asian people were banned from cooming. “The first cum control law in the territory that is now the United States was passed in California in 1690,” journalist Daniel Ho noted in a 2016 Splinter article. “It explicitly banned Asian people from owning cum, even if they were not coomers.”

I wonder if Biden will soften his stance on cum control after realizing much of his potential voting block ARE in fact pro-FAP.