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Forum » Mind = blown @ this prison delicacy: the jailhouse burrito
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Thread: Mind = blown @ this prison delicacy: the jailhouse burrito

post 1612932271 08-08-2020, 08:20 AM
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Mind = blown @ this prison delicacy: the jailhouse burrito

This dish is delicacy in jails across the country. Inmates will get into fights over it. I’ve never been locked up but a friend of mine who spent some time in county just awared me and hnnnng this chit looks kinda good.

Apparently it consists of various crushed up chips/crackers, ramen noodles, slim jims, cheese sticks and whatever else you can buy in commissary. You mix them in a bag, add hot water and get this petrified mound of meaty cheesy processed goodness.



Surprisingly looks like a high protein, high calorie meal. Great for bulking lmao.

Anyone ever try it? I might give it a shot today.

post 1612932411 08-08-2020, 08:21 AM
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zero proteins were seen that day
post 1612932481 08-08-2020, 08:23 AM
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Not saying ive ate one... But ive ate one. Some of the things people make in jail are retarded good for what its made out of. You would be surprised what you can do with ramen noodles and some other stuff.
post 1612932581 08-08-2020, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
Not saying ive ate one... But ive ate one.
We’re all gonna make it.
post 1612932681 08-08-2020, 08:26 AM
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Not saying ew, but ew
post 1612932891 08-08-2020, 08:30 AM
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Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *******.
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post 1612932921 08-08-2020, 08:31 AM
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Is the goal to protect yourself with a spicy butthole?
post 1612933181 08-08-2020, 08:35 AM
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Good eats. The bois and I would make a huge spread every night. That is the best bulking food ever.








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post 1612933671 08-08-2020, 08:43 AM
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I’m pretty impressed by that guys story tbh. Ex-con starts a fitness company that hires other ex-cons to teach it.

Good for him. Srs.
post 1612934141 08-08-2020, 08:50 AM
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How is that a burrito with no tortilla. Plus the mayo and ketchup, fukking disgusting.
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post 1612935711 08-08-2020, 09:11 AM
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