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ยป Would you go to this massage parlour?
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post 1612978091 08-08-2020, 06:18 PM
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Would you go to this massage parlour?

https://www.mysticmassagecalgary.com/
post 1612979201 08-08-2020, 06:34 PM
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Looks like a HTC special
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post 1612979441 08-08-2020, 06:36 PM
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Yeah, I mean $70 seems pretty reasonable for a massage and some sex. Unless that's just the base price and sex is more.
post 1612979571 08-08-2020, 06:38 PM
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"Escort | Mystic Massage | Calgary", and there's a subsection listing their "Girls".

In a word: No.
In more words: LOL at paying for sex, sexual acts, or sexuality.
post 1612979621 08-08-2020, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By THATSfunnyOP
Looks like a HTC special
I have gone there twice now. First time was an early twenties girl with tats and the whole girl's gotta pay rent hehe. Second time I think was the with the owner, not bad.
post 1612979711 08-08-2020, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Yeah, I mean $70 seems pretty reasonable for a massage and some sex. Unless that's just the base price and sex is more.
Typically the $70 is just the "door fee". The massage with happy ending is extra and sex is more on top of that, depending on what you negotiate with the girl. If you want to get laid, it's usually about $250-300. Simple massage and HJ is about 150-200.
post 1612979821 08-08-2020, 06:41 PM
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Yes, but only because they take debit card.
post 1612979951 08-08-2020, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry
I have gone there twice now. First time was an early twenties girl with tats and the whole girl's gotta pay rent hehe. Second time I think was the with the owner, not bad.
What did you order and how much did you pay?

Go to Taylor and report back:

post 1612980101 08-08-2020, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget
Typically the $70 is just the "door fee". The massage with happy ending is extra and sex is more on top of that, depending on what you negotiate with the girl. If you want to get laid, it's usually about $250-300. Simple massage and HJ is about 150-200.
Yeah, I figured. I guess if you're in a real drought maybe $250 is dooable like once per year, but I've felt ripped off every time walking out of a place like this.

If I were some 19 year old virgin though, I'd be here every weekend.
post 1612980781 08-08-2020, 06:56 PM
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It's not quite a Montreal status establishment, but yes I'd still do it.
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post 1612980971 08-08-2020, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus
What did you order and how much did you pay?

Go to Taylor and report back:

massage and bj for like 160, then full service

not gonna lie thats a ripe dumper
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Originally Posted By zhengterry
massage and bj for like 160, then full service

not gonna lie thats a ripe dumper
Bareback BJ? How long was it? And what does "full service" mean? Bareback BJ and condom sex?

The problem with a lot of massage sloots (from what I've heard, I've only ever been to one but that was 10 years ago and the experience was great, but real prostitutes were always my preference) in my city is that they actually massage you in a non-erotic way for 40 minutes and then jerk you off at the end for 5. It's nothing like the chite you see on hegre.com with the lingam massage where the sloot is basically massaging your cock for 50 minutes and every time you're about to cum she stops, until finally at the end she finishes off your throbbing cock and you blow a huge load all over the place. That's why I avoid these massage sloots. Boring as fuk.
post 1612982011 08-08-2020, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus
Bareback BJ? How long was it? And what does "full service" mean? Bareback BJ and condom sex?

The problem with a lot of massage sloots (from what I've heard, I've only ever been to one but that was 10 years ago and the experience was great, but real prostitutes were always my preference) in my city is that they actually massage you in a non-erotic way for 40 minutes and then jerk you off at the end for 5. It's nothing like the chite you see on hegre.com with the lingam massage where the sloot is basically massaging your cock for 50 minutes and every time you're about to cum she stops, until finally at the end she finishes off your throbbing cock and you blow a huge load all over the place. That's why I avoid these massage sloots. Boring as fuk.
Nah condomed BJ. Yea honesty most of massages they give suck unless you're already super sore, and I'd rather get one after I shot my load where you're laying on your stomach and the girl cradles your legs. But the girl there didn't do a bad job, nice bj and did eventually get me off.

Fullservice is usually condom sex
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