And still smashed?

First time smashes only, not in a LTR. Go

Well I am not a prick, but myself and a friend of mine were at a party with a girl with a big ol mole on her face...

So literally all night long buddy proceeds to point and yell "moly moly moly", Austin Powers style on her till she was in tears.

God damn it if he didnt fuk her that night.

A couple of mine that come to mind, will update if I think of better ones

Girl I lost my virginity to. Was a total d*ck to her in Middle School, picked on her all the time for no reason. She transferred schools, didn't think I would ever see her again. Did see her again though, first week of Freshman year HS. When we made eye contact she looked legit horrified and I instantly felt pretty bad. Walked up an apologized for being mean to her in the past, left it at that. She sent me a friend request on ******** that afternoon and started chatting me up, saying she was surprised I talked to her and whatnot. Then she flat out asked if I wanted to f*cl after school. I was totally caught off guard lol, did not expect that at all. But she had gotten pretty cute and I was not about to say no, so we did. F*cked on and off from then until we were 20, inbetween relationships (sometimes during for her lol)

Another was in college. My friends and I were competing to see who could be more of an autistic retard/******* with a random and still pull. Finally managed to f*ck a fairly cute girl at the club just by saying "sex?" after numerous very bad receptions lmao, didn't think it was ever gonna happen

Pretty hilarious lmao ngl

Sry op, but your thread title isn't grammatically correct

I'm on an all nighter rn for work and it looks correct to me but by all means, what should I have typed lol?

maybe

"What is the douchiest (thing) you've (ever done) to a girl?"

But you have "girl" in your thread with no pics. That warrants negs, you misogynist jerk

had an old gf who came down with breast cancer. long story short her boobs were cut off. both of them. I’m not trying to be an ass hole but she was never the same. my friends would make fun of me for being with such an ugly girl, and would stop hanging out with me. I brought her out in front of a movie theatre where my old friends were hanging out and could tell they were gonna roast me for still dating this girl. I stuffed two volley balls under my shirt and squeezed on her non existent nipples saying “honk honkkk.” all my friends laughed high fives me, and I broke up on the spot. feels good man

lmao dude you had me thinking I was wrong, you're just nitpicking me using douche as a verb. lmao absolute boomer you had me goinglmfao jesus christ dude I feel awful for even laughing at that. true sociopath, I feel like a good person now thanks for sharing

Saying "Look at yourself in the fuking mirror... no thx!" when I was about 14yo (lol)

Sad part is that I totally regret. She was hot, but I was on that power trip...

Went to a strip club when I was around 21-22
As I'm leaving, stripper comes running over and stops me to give me her number (no e-brag as this is one of the only times I've been cold approached by a female)
We proceed to smash a few days later
A day or so after that, I was taking a nap after work and she called. I was foggy when I answered and she was like "Do you know who this is?"
I said "Yeah this is Nicole"
Her name was Erica
Needless to say she wasn't happy and never spoke to me again.