Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"

She closes her eyes, her surgically enhanced face contorted in a grotesque grimace of simultaneous pleasure and anguish. Ivanka lets out a deep moan. It's time. It's finally time. She's waited 38 years for this. 38 agonizing years hopping from dik to dik trying to find someone half the man her father was -- until today, when she realized she really could have it all!

Her father grinned and whispered in her ear as he licked it. "It's HYUGE isn't it?" It was huge. A cock worthy of a true patriot -- the greatest president and greatest man to ever live...A man whose confidence was so high that he could assert 17 x 6 = 112 and none would challenge him...A man who singlehandedly overrode a democratic republic and replaced it with a puppet autocracy. This was a man whose bold decisionmaking had brought about the deaths of 160,000 of her fellow American citizens. It got her so wet just thinking about it.

Donald began wheezing heavily and she could feel him inside her as his sweat drenched fat rolls rubbed against her back. He was soooo hard. Just like how he was hard on immigration. She pictured those pathetic brown children stuck in the cages at the border while licking her lips. "Oh daddy!" She just couldn't contain her glee. He was so much better than that limpdick jew, Jared, who she pretended to love all these years. "Don't stop daddy!" If only Jared had been able to dominate her like this. If only he had the will to destroy the GOP and take what he wanted like the alpha male her father was. But he would always just be second best. After all, he had almost ruined everything with the Russia situation, and that's why he was on thin ice, crying in the corner, fapping.

Putin would not be pleased with another mistake, and she never wanted to go back there and do those things again with that...that MANLET. She had to be a good little girl for daddy so she could bring forth the fruit of his elite genetics and continue the family line. Would her baby be a reality tv star of a failed show that no one watched? A real estate magnate from an inherited empire? A founder of a fraudulent diploma mill? A survivor with the ability to vanish into the shadows when a war was on? Whatever he would be, he would certainly be great. Just like his father. A great man from the greatest nation in the world. She couldn't wait to get his seed inside her.

The Don thrusted vigorously. They both knew this was being recorded by Schiff and Biden for their after hours recreation satanic orgy/baby sacrifice at DNC hq, and The Donald wasn't about to lose to Jared the janky jew in his performance. He had to win at this, just like he wins at everything else.

Ivanka knew what she had to do to kick things up a notch. She pulled out a pocket mirror and held it to Trump's face. She knew he couldn't resist it. The only person he ever loved, toupee and all, staring back at him with those cold dead eyes. Suddenly, a magnificent burst of youthful exuberance filled her father's heart. He hadn't been this excited since Stormy Daniels took a chit on his chest. "AHHHHH I'm COMING IN YOUR VACHYYYYYNAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

Ivanka let out a sigh of pure ecstasy and smiled. It was done. Her father finally got the hot piece of ass he had always wanted. Then a bunch of liberals led by Bernie stormed into the bedroom and shot them both dead with AR15s. Hahaha the end. Ban assault weapons.

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