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Thread: Wifey: Why buy when you can rent?

post 1613467001 08-13-2020, 06:17 PM
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Wifey: Why buy when you can rent?

On CL checking out local posts for room mates.

This one isn't too bad...wants housework and $200. Something to think about for the miscer with a harem that just wants a little companionship and clean sheets.



Okay, well hearing how bad online dating is maybe this guy is on to something. Doesn't seem to have unreasonably high standards and he might at least get some dates.



This has to be a miscer...or maybe a miscer's dad. Straight up says he is looking for something more than friends-



-and he still wants his rent money on time.

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post 1613467371 08-13-2020, 06:21 PM
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LMFAOOO actually fuking hilarious. Guy could be a rapist tho. The rent AND that pussy better be paid on time or else...

you should troll him by text for lulz

Do it for the misc!
post 1613468871 08-13-2020, 06:37 PM
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Boomers using every website for dating
post 1613468901 08-13-2020, 06:37 PM
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post 1613469131 08-13-2020, 06:40 PM
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hes btter of getting a south east asian broad then send her back when her visa expires
post 1613469171 08-13-2020, 06:40 PM
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just backtraced your exact location based on you finding that, OPie

coming over now
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post 1613469661 08-13-2020, 06:45 PM
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when will it be mine turn
post 1613470251 08-13-2020, 06:52 PM
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LMAO at the guy who wants his rent!
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post 1613470431 08-13-2020, 06:54 PM
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STRONG pimp hand on old man. SexorsAND$500/mo rent. He must be hung like a donkey.
post 1613470601 08-13-2020, 06:56 PM
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post 1613470691 08-13-2020, 06:57 PM
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This is actually very sad imagine being a lonely old man :/
post 1613471021 08-13-2020, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
when will it be mine turn
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post 1613471041 08-13-2020, 07:01 PM
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Das it, mane.

post 1613472551 08-13-2020, 07:17 PM
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This one looks interesting.

post 1613477141 08-13-2020, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By AimForPeace⏩
LMFAOOO actually fuking hilarious. Guy could be a rapist tho. The rent AND that pussy better be paid on time or else...

you should troll him by text for lulz

Do it for the misc!
Wouldn't know where to start.
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Why are you looking for rent a sloot?
Nah, rooms for rent.
Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩
Boomers using every website for dating
True story.
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post 1613477301 08-13-2020, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Crack whores need love too
No rest for the wicked.
Originally Posted By savageoldman⏩
hes btter of getting a south east asian broad then send her back when her visa expires
How did that work out for you?
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post 1613477401 08-13-2020, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
just backtraced your exact location based on you finding that, OPie

coming over now
Thought of you when I made this thread. Srs.

I got some of those break and bake cookies at the store today. LMK when to start the oven.
Originally Posted By wincel⏩
when will it be mine turn
When you get your own place?
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post 1613477421 08-13-2020, 08:17 PM
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pretty common boomer ad. srs.

also, you must be poverty AFFFFF to consider roommates when you have kids.
post 1613478591 08-13-2020, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Wouldn't know where to start.
Make a new gmail/google voice number (it's free) to use for trolling and bait the guy
post 1613479311 08-13-2020, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Wouldn't know where to start.



Nah, rooms for rent.
I thought u were married?
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post 1613479661 08-13-2020, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By adamsz⏩
I thought u were married?
Nope. Divorced; final over a year now.

I'm in TX and my daughter is mostly staying in MI.
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post 1613479931 08-13-2020, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
LMAO at the guy who wants his rent!
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
STRONG pimp hand on old man. SexorsAND$500/mo rent. He must be hung like a donkey.
Yeah, that is the one that inspired the thread. Saw some normal female seeking female roommate ads. One that looked like a scam- nice room, poster claimed to be an RN. Said lots of people had flaked so she wanted money up front to show you the place.
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post 1613480691 08-13-2020, 08:54 PM
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Actually ended up in an arrangement like this with a girl I hooked up with previously. Just like that a year of my life gone in the most toxic relationship I've ever been in. Arrangements like this are more trouble than their worth. Think of the type of girl that would agree to this...dude would definitely want more than "cleaning service".
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post 1613481351 08-13-2020, 09:02 PM
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just lol at "owning" a house (more like renting)

brb 1k+ payments for 25+ years
brb property tax for life
brb home insurance for life
brb gubmit can raise $ how ever they like

just LOL
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Wants rent plus booty call fukkin lmao

This has potential to be a great thread. Tell him your interested, ask for pics and report pic. We will come up with lulzy things to troll with.

Also download Google voice or a free texting app(TextNow) so he doesnt have your actual number
post 1613482991 08-13-2020, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
Wants rent plus booty call fukkin lmao

This has potential to be a great thread. Tell him your interested, ask for pics and report pic. We will come up with lulzy things to troll with.

Also download Google voice or a free texting app(TextNow) so he doesnt have your actual number
Will consider. It's past 10 PM here so I think odds are low of getting any reply tonight.
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post 1613484411 08-13-2020, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By VulgarD1splay⏩
just lol at "owning" a house (more like renting)

brb 1k+ payments for 25+ years
brb property tax for life
brb home insurance for life
brb gubmit can raise $ how ever they like

just LOL
Just lol

Nobody is forcing you to take out a loan

My principle residence has precisely $0 owing
post 1613485611 08-13-2020, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
Wants rent plus booty call fukkin lmao

This has potential to be a great thread. Tell him your interested, ask for pics and report pic. We will come up with lulzy things to troll with.

Also download Google voice or a free texting app(TextNow) so he doesnt have your actual number
^ You will have my reps for life if you follow through with this.
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post 1613486521 08-13-2020, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
LMAO at the guy who wants his rent!
what's wrong with that if I may ask?
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post 1613486741 08-13-2020, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Will consider. It's past 10 PM here so I think odds are low of getting any reply tonight.
After 10pm is probably when you’re most likely to get a prompt response from people posting these ads
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