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08-20-2020, 10:54 AM
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Indian food.
Every fukkn time I have it, it's like an orgasm in my mouth. Absolutely amazing. But I know all I'm doing, is sacrificing my Angus hole later.
It's like I'm borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
Last night I had the most amazing chicken tikka masala I've ever had in my entire life. Was perfect in every way, it has only been about 12 hours since then, and I am sitting on the toilet chitting my brains out.
Me right now, but with my phone in my hand miscing=

Everyone says Mexican food gives you the chits.... it's never happened to me once. But indian food... every time. And it's almost like the BETTER the meal, the tastier it is, the more you will suffer later.
The weirdest part, my chit always smells exactly like the Indian spices when it comes out. My bathroom is filled with an indian dish aroma.
I have no regrets. I will eat ****** good food for the rest of my life, I will just be prepared for the consequences. My angus is burning like a wildfire right now.

It's like I'm borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
Last night I had the most amazing chicken tikka masala I've ever had in my entire life. Was perfect in every way, it has only been about 12 hours since then, and I am sitting on the toilet chitting my brains out.
Me right now, but with my phone in my hand miscing=

Everyone says Mexican food gives you the chits.... it's never happened to me once. But indian food... every time. And it's almost like the BETTER the meal, the tastier it is, the more you will suffer later.
The weirdest part, my chit always smells exactly like the Indian spices when it comes out. My bathroom is filled with an indian dish aroma.
I have no regrets. I will eat ****** good food for the rest of my life, I will just be prepared for the consequences. My angus is burning like a wildfire right now.

08-20-2020, 11:01 AM
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I don't get it.
This never happens to me when I eat Indian food.
Y'all have some weak stomachs cause I've seen this same thing expressed in other threads.
*shrugs*
This never happens to me when I eat Indian food.
Y'all have some weak stomachs cause I've seen this same thing expressed in other threads.
*shrugs*
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08-20-2020, 11:01 AM
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I think its the spicier food. anyways just eat more fiber along with it and you shouldn't have this problem. I dunno..maybe an apple or something.
Pictures of indian food does make my mouth water though.
Pictures of indian food does make my mouth water though.
08-20-2020, 11:03 AM
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Indian food is real good tho.
That much I can agree with.
That much I can agree with.
When Trump faces a reality she can't stand, she becomes highly emotional and illogical. Every crisis is met by histrionics, tantrums and an inability to deal with facts. "Its a HOAX! Its a FRAUD!"
The emotion then becomes the reality. Those of us with girlfriends are familiar with this phenomena. Donald Trump menstruating 24/7: "Blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his WHEREVER."
08-20-2020, 11:03 AM
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lmao. Could be the spice. or maybe the place was unsanitary (alot of mom & pops are)
08-20-2020, 11:10 AM
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08-20-2020, 11:15 AM
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It's good. But don't get the curries that have been sitting under the heat lamp all day, then your stomach will be in pain cus the food's stale, not just spicy.
Try Sri Lankan food specifically. It's a harder spice than your average Indian/Paki stuff, your anus will be on fire but it's worth it.
Try Sri Lankan food specifically. It's a harder spice than your average Indian/Paki stuff, your anus will be on fire but it's worth it.
08-20-2020, 11:15 AM
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Indian food is awesome
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08-20-2020, 11:20 AM
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Its definitely not the spiciness of the meal that gives me the chits. I eat spicy food every day with no problem.
Also I dont get an upset stomach from the food, I just get diarrhea that smells like its FULL of indian spices.
Worth it. But it's the only cuisine on earth that does this to me.
Also I dont get an upset stomach from the food, I just get diarrhea that smells like its FULL of indian spices.
Worth it. But it's the only cuisine on earth that does this to me.
08-20-2020, 11:20 AM
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Indian food mogs hnnngg
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08-20-2020, 11:21 AM
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They should serve some yogurt condiment (raita) with your dish. That can help soothe the fire.
I'm the same way when I eat raw chile peppers. It triggers a massive dopamine rush but it feels like it's burning a hole in your stomach.
I'm the same way when I eat raw chile peppers. It triggers a massive dopamine rush but it feels like it's burning a hole in your stomach.
08-20-2020, 11:39 AM
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I'll sacrifice my angus for a day or two later for some really good spicy Indian food. Huntington Beach has a great one off Beach/Edinger. I also add Tabasco which can't help matters.
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08-20-2020, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By F.A.P.⏩
Gross brah. Just ask them to add more chilies.I'll sacrifice my angus for a day or two later for some really good spicy Indian food. Huntington Beach has a great one off Beach/Edinger. I also add Tabasco which can't help matters.
Tabasco and indian wouldnt go together no way.
08-20-2020, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Fukk you boyo!lol at digestcel not able to digest spices and chitting it out.
08-20-2020, 10:57 PM
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I've never tried it because neighbors I had in the past made me wanna vomit with the curry stench they left in community hallway
08-20-2020, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
Would work in a vindaloo which already has vinegar in it. But yeah generally that's pleb-tier behaviour.Gross brah. Just ask them to add more chilies.
Tabasco and indian wouldnt go together no way.
Tabasco and indian wouldnt go together no way.
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