I ate some gas station sushi last night and my stomach hasn’t been right

I run in and notice there are 2 stalls and one was taken

I knew it was gonna be bad for the other person but had to go or chit my pants

I blow my ass out and I know the guy next to me heard everything I’m embarrassed

don't worry bro, nobody cares.

I think the guy next to me cared. He was shaking at my sounds and smells

gas station sushi

bruh

Lol. I'm in tears. I've done that recently, except there were little kids around. Sorry, Junior. My butthole has a song for you.

pics?

u should have to register as a sexual predator after this

It was $5 and came with free coffee

During my junior year in college, my roommate and I both worked at Sears in the Lawn and Garden department. It was actually a great college job, but the store was located at a mall - so, it was a constant carousel of human garbage.

Well, one weekend shift, my roommate was walking back from the bathroom with a disturbed look on his face. He goes on to tell me that he was sitting on the toilet in the bathroom - we had to use the public restrooms - when the door slammed open, and some dude rushed into the stall next to him. He said the guy must have had his pants down when he entered, because as soon as the stall door closed, he heard his ass explode. He said it sounded like “slowly feeding a hippopotamus through a wood chipper”. Apparently there was grunting, stomping - all of the things you’d imagine come with someone pushing all of their internal organs out of their ass. Complete horror.

Then he said the smell hit him like a frying pan to the face. Just like chewable, vapor phase stranger anus. So, he gagged a bit, which tipped the diarrhea monster off to the fact that he had a neighbor. I guess his reaction was to aggressively wipe - again, roommate’s description was he heard the toilet paper dispenser being slammed around, followed by what sounded like the guy angrily attacking his ******* - and vacate the crime scene without washing his hands.

So, he thought the experience was over - but the guy stopped as he opened the bathroom door, reversed direction, and came back to the door of the stall occupied by my roommate. He said the guy then put both of his hands on top of the stall door, pulled himself up so he was peeking over at my seated roommate, and asked “what time is it?”. He got the only reasonable response under the circumstances, which was something along the lines of “the **** is wrong with you”, which caused him to skidaddle rather quickly.

But to this day, I remember my roommate’s face as he walked back between the rows of crappy Craftsman lawnmowers - just a perfectly even mix of bewilderment, shame, and horror.

On spread. Terrific job man

Strong user name to join date to post ratio to copy paste
I’m impressed

Good luck OP

Notbad *******.......negged.













Not srs

You ate $5 gas station sushi, and didn't expect this to happen? C'mon man, you weren't born yesterday.

ah, the Industrial Colon Blow Combo

Legit

You know u did it right when the guy in the next stall says "wow that's a good livin in there"

Cheaper than a colonoscopy

Did anyone else think of malodrax

You blew your boss in the bathroom?!?!?

I too like to live dangerously. My local Kroger has $5 Sushi on Wednesdays.