With "cuck" becoming a forefront insult these days I think it is time to reassess the classic and most legendary cuckolding of them all


lets see, Paris of Troy stole Menelaus bitch and probably boned her quite a few times before menelaus came and killed everyone in his city and destroyed it forever.

so.. points for menelaus:

defeated paris easily in a duel which paris had to run away from
assembled potentially one of the most badass armies of the Mediterranean region ever
destroyed city of troy
was brother of agamemnon who was said to be an extremely strong wrestler, considered one of their sides top fighters and basically talked **** and cucked everyone on his own side including achilles so he was probably pretty badass also

points for Paris:

boned menelaus super hot broad
killed achilles
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Prime Miranda Kerr. Game Over

When Patroclus dressed in Achilles armor, he did not take Achilles spear, forged by the centaur Chiron, because no other was strong enough to wield it. It is said that the constellation Centaurus was named after Chiron, and the closest star to the sun is Alpha Centauri

You been playin' Total War: Troy brah?

Marcus Aurelius knew a soldier was fukin his girl and loved her anyway

Yeah its ****ing great best PC game in many years srs dusted the old PC off for this bad boy I am quite deep in an achilles campaign about to go wreck troy