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» India just reached 1 million Covid cases. Pls pray for the remaining 999 million
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post 1614440831 08-24-2020, 04:49 AM
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India just reached 1 million Covid cases. Pls pray for the remaining 999 million

Only 999 million left to go brahs this
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post 1614441011 08-24-2020, 04:55 AM
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I am an Indian and I am so privileged that I cannot handle the small inconveniences I face, even though I live in a gated community far from the rural or ghetto areas.

The other day, someone parked his car directly behind me. And that same evening, my relatives dared to question me about my marriage plans, our society is so nosy I hate it. None of the girls want to have sex with me, Indian girls are so prudish. Not to mention hairy and ugly. I want to escape it all and I have the luxury to do so, because of my parents' money and I don't have to take student loans.

Once I emigrate, I will work as a slave to Western companies. I will also work as a waiter to make ends meet, even though I was so rude to waiters back home. I will have meaningless sex with bottom-of-the-barrel white trash women, and will be labelled as a creep by the posh ones because of my brown skin. Despite that, I will make sure to be racist against black people.

I will marry an average Indian girl who is looking for an NRI catch, because other NRI Priyas just want that white dick. We will have children who will grow up and learn to hate their Indian heritage, as well as their Indian relatives. They will be physically bullied in school, but hey, that is okay, just the Western culture. They might die in a school shooting, but atleast they have access to a better education. In history class, they will learn the truth about why colonization was the best thing to happen to India.

And then, I will have access to better parking. No relatives will ask me personal questions, because in this society people do not even care about their neighbours, especially if they are immigrants. Girls will always be available to have sex, even if they are meth heads. Atleast they are not prudes, and society isn't patriarchial. This is why everyone will be very accepting when my daughter gets pregnant at 16.

My parents will yearn for their grandkids. I would not be able to visit them, because work. But I will invite them over-free babysitting and household help.

I will be very condescending towards my parents when they try to become friendly with my children. It is not cool. Kids are independent here and do not need outward display of affection. They don't need a doting grandpa to take them to school, or a grandma who feeds them lunch after - it just isn't it. They will hang out at the mall with friends, that is independence. Later they will enter teenage feeling unloved and angry, and instead of sitting down and discussing with the family, we will take them to a therapist who will overcharge us.

Ah, the good life calls me.
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post 1614441171 08-24-2020, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted By 2am
I am an Indian and I am so privileged that I cannot handle the small inconveniences I face, even though I live in a gated community far from the rural or ghetto areas.

The other day, someone parked his car directly behind me. And that same evening, my relatives dared to question me about my marriage plans, our society is so nosy I hate it. None of the girls want to have sex with me, Indian girls are so prudish. Not to mention hairy and ugly. I want to escape it all and I have the luxury to do so, because of my parents' money and I don't have to take student loans.

Once I emigrate, I will work as a slave to Western companies. I will also work as a waiter to make ends meet, even though I was so rude to waiters back home. I will have meaningless sex with bottom-of-the-barrel white trash women, and will be labelled as a creep by the posh ones because of my brown skin. Despite that, I will make sure to be racist against black people.

I will marry an average Indian girl who is looking for an NRI catch, because other NRI Priyas just want that white dick. We will have children who will grow up and learn to hate their Indian heritage, as well as their Indian relatives. They will be physically bullied in school, but hey, that is okay, just the Western culture. They might die in a school shooting, but atleast they have access to a better education. In history class, they will learn the truth about why colonization was the best thing to happen to India.

And then, I will have access to better parking. No relatives will ask me personal questions, because in this society people do not even care about their neighbours, especially if they are immigrants. Girls will always be available to have sex, even if they are meth heads. Atleast they are not prudes, and society isn't patriarchial. This is why everyone will be very accepting when my daughter gets pregnant at 16.

My parents will yearn for their grandkids. I would not be able to visit them, because work. But I will invite them over-free babysitting and household help.

I will be very condescending towards my parents when they try to become friendly with my children. It is not cool. Kids are independent here and do not need outward display of affection. They don't need a doting grandpa to take them to school, or a grandma who feeds them lunch after - it just isn't it. They will hang out at the mall with friends, that is independence. Later they will enter teenage feeling unloved and angry, and instead of sitting down and discussing with the family, we will take them to a therapist who will overcharge us.

Ah, the good life calls me.
Surprisingly accurate
post 1614441191 08-24-2020, 05:01 AM
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It shouldn't spread too much more, they have impeccable hygiene and cleanliness over there.
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post 1614441921 08-24-2020, 05:26 AM
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oh no, Indians, where would the world be without them!!!
post 1614441991 08-24-2020, 05:28 AM
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They made a coronavirus theme


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post 1614442581 08-24-2020, 05:42 AM
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It's because they haven't been taking the poo to the loo.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1614442611 08-24-2020, 05:43 AM
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are there video or photos of thousands laying dead in the street and crowded hospitals?
post 1614443111 08-24-2020, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Devils
are there video or photos of thousands laying dead in the street and crowded hospitals?
no. because it's not happening.

COVID 19 may well be the biggest farce in human history
post 1614443511 08-24-2020, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Devils
are there video or photos of thousands laying dead in the street and crowded hospitals?
no. because it's not happening.

COVID 19 may well be the biggest farce in human history
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