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08-24-2020, 07:39 AM
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ITT: I Obliterate You Entire Existence!
Urban Dictionary defines “Fishing in the Dark” as:
“laying on your back outside at night performing mutual masturbation with your partner.“
Link:https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ng+in+the+dark
Okay, keeping that in mind, listen to the following song, which you have heard and sang along to so many times, thinking it was actually about fishing. Now understand there is not a single actual fishing reference in the song.... just listen to it with this new information you have. The longer you listen, the more hilarious it becomes.
“laying on your back outside at night performing mutual masturbation with your partner.“
Link:https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ng+in+the+dark
Okay, keeping that in mind, listen to the following song, which you have heard and sang along to so many times, thinking it was actually about fishing. Now understand there is not a single actual fishing reference in the song.... just listen to it with this new information you have. The longer you listen, the more hilarious it becomes.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“
PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
08-24-2020, 07:51 AM
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Lazy yellow moon comin' up tonight
Shinin' through the trees
Crickets are singin' and lightning bugs
Are floatin' on the breeze
Baby get ready
Across the field where the creek turns back
By the old stump road
I'm gonna take you to a special place
That nobody knows
Baby get ready, ooh
You and me going fishing in the dark
Lying on our backs and counting the stars
Where the cool grass grows
Down by the river in the full moon light
We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night
Just movin' slow
Stayin' the whole night through
Feels so good to be with you
Spring is almost over and the summer's come
And the days are gettin' long
Waited all winter for the time to be right
Just to take you along, baby get ready
And it don't matter if we sit forever
And the fish…
Sounds dope
Shinin' through the trees
Crickets are singin' and lightning bugs
Are floatin' on the breeze
Baby get ready
Across the field where the creek turns back
By the old stump road
I'm gonna take you to a special place
That nobody knows
Baby get ready, ooh
You and me going fishing in the dark
Lying on our backs and counting the stars
Where the cool grass grows
Down by the river in the full moon light
We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night
Just movin' slow
Stayin' the whole night through
Feels so good to be with you
Spring is almost over and the summer's come
And the days are gettin' long
Waited all winter for the time to be right
Just to take you along, baby get ready
And it don't matter if we sit forever
And the fish…
Sounds dope
08-24-2020, 07:55 AM
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- TBO1313
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I'm pretty sure everyone knows that going "fishin" at night is just an excuse to get the girl alone in the woods. The girls all know what's up to. I'd pull up without a single pole in the truck and they never questioned it
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08-24-2020, 08:43 AM
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Legit never heard that song srs.
Leaving thread with intact existence.
Leaving thread with intact existence.
08-24-2020, 09:00 AM
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- John Promise
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I think your sig would like to have a talk with your thread title...

I'm #12 in Y2J's "club"...and I'm scared.
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08-24-2020, 09:10 AM
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LOL if OP thinks anyone is going to listen to that.
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
08-24-2020, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
You already have. A number of times.LOL if OP thinks anyone is going to listen to that.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“
PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
08-24-2020, 09:44 AM
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- DesiredUserphag
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Can't remember if I've heard the song before but know for a fact I've been fishing in the dark without knowing that's what it's called
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08-24-2020, 09:59 AM
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- 400Lb Gorilla
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Well, there would be one pole in the truckI'm pretty sure everyone knows that going "fishin" at night is just an excuse to get the girl alone in the woods. The girls all know what's up to. I'd pull up without a single pole in the truck and they never questioned it

You would be surprised just how much time I have to waste.
08-24-2020, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By 400Lb
You damn right lolWell, there would be one pole in the truck

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