08-28-2020, 02:39 AM
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disturbing realistic Mario Bros art

Mario

Luigi

- a koopa
- a goomba
- bob-omb
- piranha plant

a parakoopa

Birdo

Lakitu

Mario fighting a goomba, piranha plant, and parakoopa

Mario & Luigi pictured with koopas, goombas, boomerang bros and Lakitu
-best poster of 2017 (haters are jealous as fuk lol ya'll can't see me i stay crispy)
08-28-2020, 02:40 AM
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I have the weirdest boner right now
08-28-2020, 03:04 AM
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Thanks. I hate it
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
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08-28-2020, 03:23 AM
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Birdo can suck me off (no homo)
08-28-2020, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Rexcalibr⏩
Mario
Tradie detected
Mario
08-28-2020, 04:55 AM
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Cobra Kai never dies!
08-28-2020, 05:26 AM
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08-28-2020, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted By AlexSays⏩
this one is particularly unsettling
strong non-consensual homoerotic bestiality vibes
This is actually a drawing of Kappas, a traditional Japanese water demon. They have nothing to do with Mario Bros but yeah if monsters were real you would not want to live in Japan:
this one is particularly unsettling
strong non-consensual homoerotic bestiality vibes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)
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08-28-2020, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By AlexSays⏩
The reaper spare no one. Not even koopa troopas.
Cobra Kai never dies!
08-28-2020, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
This is actually a drawing of Kappas, a traditional Japanese water demon. They have nothing to do with Mario Bros but yeah if monsters were real you would not want to live in Japan:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)

wut
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08-28-2020, 05:49 AM
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=Rexcalibr;1614870031

Bowser
Alpha as fuk.
Bowser
08-28-2020, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
The kappa are known to favor cucumbers and love to engage in sumo wrestling. They are often accused of assaulting humans in waterand removing a mythical organ called the shirikodama from their victim's anus.wut
The shirikodama is a mythical ball at the mouth of the anus. In order for the Kappa to steal the liver of the victim (by reaching its arm up into the victim's anus or shiri 尻), the Kappa must first suck out or remove the shirikodama, which means certain death for its former owner.
Cobra Kai never dies!
08-28-2020, 05:51 AM
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pretty cool tbh
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08-28-2020, 05:53 AM
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Thought they were going to be pics of them smashing Peach and cooming all over
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08-28-2020, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
lmfaoThe reaper spare no one. Not even koopa troopas.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
This is actually a drawing of Kappas, a traditional Japanese water demon. They have nothing to do with Mario Bros but yeah if monsters were real you would not want to live in Japan:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)
They are often accused of assaulting humans in water and removing a mythical organ called the shirikodama from their victim's anus.
godamit.. **** you japan
08-28-2020, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By TheMiscHatesHim⏩
My exact thoughts, Bowsers bulk going wellAlpha as fuk.
"Gotta do what you gotta do in order to be successful"
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08-28-2020, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
lolThis is how spongebob and patrick would look like irl


Queen > Beatles crew
Megadeth > Metallica crew
How the heck is King's X not considered one of the GOATs?!?!??!?!?!
Utah Jazz crew
Tennessee Titans crew
08-28-2020, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By ProudKraut⏩
Birdo can suck me off (no homo)

if i was a pokemon trainer I would have had me a harem of Jynxes
Free Men Don't Ask
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Goomba looks just like tyler1
08-28-2020, 08:23 AM
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>realistic
>tripping balls in an alternate dimension
>realistic
>tripping balls in an alternate dimension
>realistic
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
08-28-2020, 08:24 AM
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