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post 1614873521 08-28-2020, 04:16 AM
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I think my son is a twink (family BBQ story)

Had a family BBQ with my sons today where I showed up with a 9.96/10 HBB after I divorced my sons sloot of a mother and managed to keep most of my investments hidden from her and her lawyer. I showed my dominant side by ignoring the HBB I came with and several times she messaged me via. phone how wet she was and how she couldn't wait for me to slide my turnip into her plumhole. My twink of a son was getting on my nerves by always hinting about how she is just with me for the money but as an alpha male, I know money comes and goes, you need to show these girls that you can provide & don't care about throwing a couple of thousand on a dinner if push comes to shove. I go on fancy vacations and still the passive income far exceeds any greens I throw on sloots or my lifestyle. My twink son is only looking at boys even though I try and push him to become the alpha because of the bad boy genes that he inherited from me to no avail. He is always hinting and loving how chupachups touches his inner cheek that apparently he goes around cackling to everyone, is made of the same skin as inside of an anus(beats me how he knows this info but I've never heard him fart with a sound so someone must have dug around in his bunghole when he was in christian boys summercamp)

Chits mind blowing, should I cut him out of my will (mid-high 8 figures)?
post 1614873571 08-28-2020, 04:17 AM
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Yeah cut him out

Sounds like an absolute fairy little *******
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post 1614873581 08-28-2020, 04:18 AM
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Cool story bro, needs more Dragons and chit.





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post 1614873611 08-28-2020, 04:18 AM
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post 1614873631 08-28-2020, 04:19 AM
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Pics of BBQ?
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post 1614873681 08-28-2020, 04:20 AM
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Lol aware.

Is that true about cheek and bunghole skin?
post 1614873701 08-28-2020, 04:20 AM
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op op op
post 1614874721 08-28-2020, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Pics of BBQ?
How bout pics of the 9.96/HBB tho?
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post 1614878281 08-28-2020, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Schnitzl⏩
Had a family BBQ with my sons today where I showed up with a 9.96/10 HBB after I divorced my sons sloot of a mother and managed to keep most of my investments hidden from her and her lawyer. I showed my dominant side by ignoring the HBB I came with and several times she messaged me via. phone how wet she was and how she couldn't wait for me to slide my turnip into her plumhole. My twink of a son was getting on my nerves by always hinting about how she is just with me for the money but as an alpha male, I know money comes and goes, you need to show these girls that you can provide & don't care about throwing a couple of thousand on a dinner if push comes to shove. I go on fancy vacations and still the passive income far exceeds any greens I throw on sloots or my lifestyle. My twink son is only looking at boys even though I try and push him to become the alpha because of the bad boy genes that he inherited from me to no avail. He is always hinting and loving how chupachups touches his inner cheek that apparently he goes around cackling to everyone, is made of the same skin as inside of an anus(beats me how he knows this info but I've never heard him fart with a sound so someone must have dug around in his bunghole when he was in christian boys summercamp)

Chits mind blowing, should I cut him out of my will (mid-high 8 figures)?
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.
Had a family BBQ with my sons today where I showed up with a 9.96/10 HBB after I divorced my sons sloot of a mother and managed to keep most of my investments hidden from her and her lawyer. I showed my dominant side by ignoring the HBB I came with and several times she messaged me via. phone how wet she was and how she couldn't wait for me to slide my turnip into her plumhole. My twink of a son was getting on my nerves by always hinting about how she is just with me for the money but as an alpha male, I know money comes and goes, you need to show these girls that you can provide & don't care about throwing a couple of thousand on a dinner if push comes to shove. I go on fancy vacations and still the passive income far exceeds any greens I throw on sloots or my lifestyle. My twink son is only looking at boys even though I try and push him to become the alpha because of the bad boy genes that he inherited from me to no avail. He is always hinting and loving how chupachups touches his inner cheek that apparently he goes around cackling to everyone, is made of the same skin as inside of an anus(beats me how he knows this info but I've never heard him fart with a sound so someone must have dug around in his bunghole when he was in christian boys summercamp)

Chits mind blowing, should I cut him out of my will (mid-high 8 figures)?
post 1614878951 08-28-2020, 06:33 AM
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post 1614879361 08-28-2020, 06:42 AM
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post 1614880231 08-28-2020, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By JStrez⏩
Not aware, but aware enough to know this is an aware
i am this same level of aware.
post 1614913111 08-28-2020, 01:31 PM
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Imaging siring a Twink ******* and still pretending you're Alpha.
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