My company sent out an email asking for race ambassadors to form a group to have periodic meetings. I replied stating i wanted to be the ambassador of lithuania. I tested the choice of lithuania by asking my wife what color people from lithuania are and she guessed dark dark black. i picked lithuania because big Z, the strongest man to ever grace this planet. Lithuania is a white Baltic nation. I had changed my company profile pic from one of me holding a 11 pound largemouth bass to one of a bahamian boat captain i chartered to snorkel and spear fish with. we drank liquor and he let me drive his boat with my feet while i pounded pepperonini pizza. He was a cool fuking dude. Anyway my profile pic was cached on their system and my ruse failed. I am fuking failure. Neg me into oblivion.

You had to have read enough to post that lol

europe has so many ****gy little countries most people forget about. When youre in the best country in the world there is no reason to pay attention to them.

A lot of them are just names to me. Like Im looking at a map and who the fuk is Czechia what do they even do over there? Have they ever won an olympics or anything? And wikipedia says they got rid of yugoslavia like 25 years ago. Why? nobody even cares about them why not just stay as one country instead of more ****gy countries.

And dont get me started on like that area below russia that is not east europe, not really the middle east either or asia, its like no mans land with a bunch of little -stan countries. Why do you think they made Borat from Khazakstan, because nobody even knows what the **** they do over there, nobody is going to check him and say oh no that is not what Khazakastani culture is like you must be an actor. He tells them all kinds of crazy chit and everyone just accepts it.

This man gets it

You incel *******s wish you lived half the life i live