My buddy and I are in the same class and we has this really annoying assignment to do. 20 questions, online, unlimited attempts, but you had to get a 100% to get credit. It was a pain for various reasons I'll spare you guys but we had attempted it about ten times together to no avail. Finally, on the 11th try I got the 100 and at that point I was so happy. I just freaked out in joy and screamed "YEAH!" Then I turned to my friend and yelled "FUK YOU!" with a big smile and my middle fingers in his face.

He slaps my hands and says "I didn't fuking pass you dick." I forgot we disagreed on one question and it turns out I was right about it. So he tells me to fuk off and hasn't spoken to me since.

I didn't mean anything by it, I was just goofing around. Wut do?

driving with friend accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick we both laugh and I unzip his pants park the car while fondling his balls friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard friend is also laughing his ass off he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid**** I kiss my friend and call him daddy while laughing Friend sucks my dick chokes laughing I cum and he swallows it like a dumbass

Only way to salvage this relationship is to let him fist you!

Wait for him to cool off

maybe time
to stop pleasing
hm with his
golden shower fetish?