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post 1615521631 09-03-2020, 09:38 PM
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I'm engaged

Here's to us.



And before you go on about the ring, she chose it herself.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

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post 1615521731 09-03-2020, 09:39 PM
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Congrattis!
post 1615522081 09-03-2020, 09:43 PM
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congrats op, marriage is a wonderful thing. hope you dont come home one day to her fuking one of your friends, causing a big fight resulting in divorce in which she takes 60% of your salary for the rest of your life making you spiral into a deep depression, causing you to drink to numb the pain leading to a young lonely death. again, best wishes
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post 1615522261 09-03-2020, 09:46 PM
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Went all out on the ring I see.....just kidding...congrats man.
post 1615522441 09-03-2020, 09:47 PM
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post 1615522551 09-03-2020, 09:49 PM
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lol at marrying in 2020
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post 1615522581 09-03-2020, 09:49 PM
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post 1615522621 09-03-2020, 09:49 PM
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OP you should really consider grip training
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post 1615523511 09-03-2020, 10:02 PM
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Did you finally find a hairstyle that fits you
post 1615524111 09-03-2020, 10:11 PM
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At first I was all like


















But 2 years later I was all like










"Daddy! Daddy!"
"What is it, princess?"
"Why is mommy taking pictures in her underwear?"
post 1615524381 09-03-2020, 10:15 PM
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I proposed last weekend OP. Congrats!!

post 1615524601 09-03-2020, 10:18 PM
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wtf aren't you like 15?
post 1615526801 09-03-2020, 10:47 PM
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post 1615527711 09-03-2020, 10:59 PM
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I hope she isn't an inkie
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post 1615527861 09-03-2020, 11:01 PM
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Can she deep throat a banana?
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post 1615527871 09-03-2020, 11:01 PM
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post 1615528431 09-03-2020, 11:08 PM
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Congratulations! Is she aware of your banana fetishes?
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post 1615528561 09-03-2020, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
At first I was all like


















But 2 years later I was all like










"Daddy! Daddy!"
"What is it, princess?"
"Why is mommy taking pictures in her underwear?"
damnn.. she really threw away the "Dream" to be a dirt smh
post 1615528611 09-03-2020, 11:11 PM
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Im so sorry OP.

Ive heard a man dies 2 times. The 1st one is when he gets married.
post 1615529361 09-03-2020, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted By savageoldman⏩
damnn.. she really threw away the "Dream" to be a dirt smh
Yeah... everyone thinks that marrying the girl you date in high school is the only way to avoid being a beta provider but girls are genetically slooty... doesn't matter what her past experiences are... fuark
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post 1615529451 09-03-2020, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
At first I was all like
Spoiler!


















But 2 years later I was all like










"Daddy! Daddy!"
"What is it, princess?"
"Why is mommy taking pictures in her underwear?"
Man, is this you? Sorry that didn't work out for you, not everyone's marriage gonna last, but bringing that chit up when OP is happily announcing his engagement? srsly?
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post 1615529621 09-03-2020, 11:28 PM
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inb4 divorce thread
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post 1615529851 09-03-2020, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Congrats Banana Boy - hope that yours last longer than mine did...
How long?
post 1615530131 09-03-2020, 11:35 PM
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you realize that she was drunk at a party in college and agreed to a threesome where she had cum dumped all over her face by Tyrone and Vladimir finished in her butthole raw?

you are marrying a girl who got tossed around by probably 2 or 3 dozen other guys, and she's now settling down with you so that she has someone who pay for her children's upbringing... however she will continue to sleep around.

75% of marriages the woman has cheated already before "I do"
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post 1615530511 09-03-2020, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
~ 2 years...
Damn..23 yrs for me so far...
Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
Man, is this you? Sorry that didn't work out for you, not everyone's marriage gonna last, but bringing that chit up when OP is happily announcing his engagement? srsly?
This is the misc. ..where hopes and dreams come to die.
post 1615530531 09-03-2020, 11:43 PM
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Congrats boyo
post 1615530951 09-03-2020, 11:55 PM
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marriage is for suckers anyway. Right lads?

post 1615531351 09-04-2020, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Glad that it's worked out for you...
How come yours was so short? That's usually still the honeymoon period. Was that the only one and would you marry again, and did u have kids?
post 1615531391 09-04-2020, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
Man, is this you? Sorry that didn't work out for you, not everyone's marriage gonna last, but bringing that chit up when OP is happily announcing his engagement? srsly?
If you're not MOGGMAXXING and WHOREMAXXING, what's the point?
post 1615531461 09-04-2020, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Mang1er⏩
I proposed last weekend OP. Congrats!!

Ring is a little small for that finger boyo, got dam.

Congrats tho.


Also COngrats OP. How long have you been with her?
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