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Forum » Would you be a happy man waking up next to Selena?
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Thread: Would you be a happy man waking up next to Selena?

post 1615537641 09-04-2020, 03:19 AM
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Would you be a happy man waking up next to Selena?

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post 1615538051 09-04-2020, 03:34 AM
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Dried crusties from lastnights facial & pearl necklace wood look wonderful on her.
So yes.
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post 1615538141 09-04-2020, 03:37 AM
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Umm is this even a question? Yep I wood
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post 1615538181 09-04-2020, 03:38 AM
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Doesn’t look that bad tbh. Ideally wake up with a bj
post 1615538661 09-04-2020, 03:50 AM
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Nice bit of herpes on her lips would use as a target for my baby yogurt while she sleeps
post 1615538961 09-04-2020, 04:00 AM
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not that bad tbh
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post 1615538971 09-04-2020, 04:01 AM
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She looks like an average girl so not really
post 1615539001 09-04-2020, 04:01 AM
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who?
post 1615539111 09-04-2020, 04:06 AM
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of course yes
post 1615539331 09-04-2020, 04:13 AM
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She would be happy waking up every morning to CopeFear checking her temperature the old fashion way with his index finger.
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post 1615539751 09-04-2020, 04:26 AM
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Personally, I've never found her all that attractive. Doesn't she have Lupus or some shyt too?

Her net worth would make me pretty happy though.
post 1615539771 09-04-2020, 04:26 AM
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She would be happy waking up to me since she's at best a 6.8/10. Probably worse in the morning.

I have perfected the ratio between light and deep sleep so I look just as fresh when I wake up.
n҉o҉n҉-҉c҉u҉r҉r҉y҉ ҉c҉r҉e҉w҉
post 1615540161 09-04-2020, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Personally, I've never found her all that attractive. Doesn't she have Lupus or some shyt too?

Her net worth would make me pretty happy though.
This is the only correct answer
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post 1615541061 09-04-2020, 05:00 AM
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Yes. Thats what hot women look like wih no makeup

A 9 is a 9 with or without makeup, the scale just moves. Its all relative
post 1615541191 09-04-2020, 05:04 AM
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I'd be happier waking up to Avril
post 1615541661 09-04-2020, 05:15 AM
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If that is her worst just right out of bed, of course i would
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post 1615541831 09-04-2020, 05:16 AM
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Yes
In Hoots We Trust.
post 1615542671 09-04-2020, 05:40 AM
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Wow, she finally looks like a grown woman.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1615542851 09-04-2020, 05:44 AM
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Fuk yea
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post 1615543051 09-04-2020, 05:51 AM
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For one night. I couldn't stand her brainwashed hollywood personality for more than that.
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post 1615543151 09-04-2020, 05:53 AM
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Man you can see exactly how she'll look in 3-5 years when her glow disappears

Anyone who says no to smashing by the way is a *******... all women are dumb sloots you're going to turn her down because of that?
Hutrapper is my favorite miscbrah

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"I guess that's just what sloots do" - Eminem
post 1615543161 09-04-2020, 05:53 AM
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sure
post 1615544031 09-04-2020, 06:13 AM
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Yes, she would provide good child support after divorce
post 1615544161 09-04-2020, 06:14 AM
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Yes, but I would take anything after 10 years.
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post 1615544441 09-04-2020, 06:19 AM
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she ain't no georgina mazzeo
post 1615545361 09-04-2020, 06:40 AM
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Sure now that she doesn’t look 12
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1615545471 09-04-2020, 06:42 AM
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I clicked to see Serena Williams, and am now leaving disappointed.
post 1615545741 09-04-2020, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ElSexisimo⏩
I clicked to see Serena Williams, and am now leaving disappointed.
Serena is a man's name, this is Selena
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post 1615545881 09-04-2020, 06:48 AM
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Sure why not
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post 1615546121 09-04-2020, 06:53 AM
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Yes, obviously. But the Herp on her lip isn't all that attractive..
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