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post 1615819921 09-07-2020, 11:01 AM
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fuk misc just got laughed out of a party

was at my friends party he through for labor day and he had like around 10 people over including like 4 sloots. we started playing drinking games and I got pretty drunk cause im terrible at them. then the pizza came and decided its my time to shine and impress the sloots. I grabbed one of the cheese pizza and took it to the bathroom. I stated jerking off and poked a hole in the pizza and shoved my dink through it. like in the pornos I walked up to the sloots and opened the box saying "do you guys want a big sausage pizza". one of the sloots screamed EWWW, and another started laughing say wtf is that its so small. then the guys started dying in laughter saying "ill take a slice bro". I couldn't take it anymore and left. I am now eating the pizza at a bus stop waiting for my bus.
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post 1615820041 09-07-2020, 11:02 AM
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theres rope over here opie
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post 1615820081 09-07-2020, 11:02 AM
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where'd the pizzas come from?

also, just lol @ ordering cheese when you could get mushroom
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post 1615820241 09-07-2020, 11:04 AM
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post 1615820341 09-07-2020, 11:05 AM
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was at my friends party he through
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post 1615820471 09-07-2020, 11:07 AM
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this happened happened this happened happened this happened
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post 1615820501 09-07-2020, 11:07 AM
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I can confirm, I am pizza.
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post 1615820671 09-07-2020, 11:09 AM
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Why didnt you give them a slice tho?
post 1615820691 09-07-2020, 11:10 AM
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post 1615820781 09-07-2020, 11:11 AM
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What a waste of pizza.
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post 1615821871 09-07-2020, 11:24 AM
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post 1615821901 09-07-2020, 11:25 AM
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at least you were invited to (any) party
post 1615822511 09-07-2020, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Hi wincel.
close. i prefer real estate and want to go back to colombia. just sign in to your mod main i don't hide ip ever ha
post 1615823401 09-07-2020, 11:41 AM
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did you at least give the bro a slice ?
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post 1615823821 09-07-2020, 11:46 AM
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I’ll take a slice bro
post 1615825311 09-07-2020, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
where'd the pizzas come from?

also, just lol @ ordering cheese when you could get mushroom
papa johns they are still the best chain even though its like half as good as before
Originally Posted By orangetide⏩
Why didnt you give them a slice tho?
Originally Posted By rockr101⏩
did you at least give the bro a slice ?
Originally Posted By bigben2121⏩
I’ll take a slice bro
nah cuz yall into dat gay chit

we dont do dat chit round here

ya hear me

if yall keep saying this gay chit imma have to clap yo ass

ya hear me
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post 1615825461 09-07-2020, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Hi wincel.
Y'all gotta learn my dude Knux.
post 1615826531 09-07-2020, 12:28 PM
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post 1615827671 09-07-2020, 12:41 PM
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Because taking a whole pizza with you to the bathroom wouldn't have made anyone think you were weird to begin with
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post 1615828211 09-07-2020, 12:46 PM
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she was probably talkin about the slice being small and the girl was sayin eww to papa johns

good job you coulda got laid
post 1615828401 09-07-2020, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Y'all gotta learn my dude Knux.
So many people call me wincel. I hate that fkr srs. this just in: alt lords run deep


you've got talent though i've never seen u fail


i don't even try to hide it but some people are just retarted
post 1615828651 09-07-2020, 12:49 PM
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can confirm, i was guy #3
See user title srs
post 1615831511 09-07-2020, 01:18 PM
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post 1615831751 09-07-2020, 01:20 PM
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What drinking games were you playing tho?
post 1615835291 09-07-2020, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By SgtBlackburn⏩
What drinking games were you playing tho?
flip cup and beer ball
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