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Thread: George Carlin on germs - how relevant is this in 2020?

post 1615999851 09-09-2020, 06:24 AM
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George Carlin on germs - how relevant is this in 2020?



Shockingly relevant.
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post 1616000011 09-09-2020, 06:28 AM
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Everything Carlin has done bits about is still relevant today. Genius.
post 1616001181 09-09-2020, 06:47 AM
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too bad he died from COVID before 2020
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“Germs”

About as relevant as spontaneous generation
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Originally Posted By Postmort3m⏩
Everything Carlin has done bits about is still relevant today. Genius.
Absolutely. I've had "all my stuff" for years and have been popping them back into my dvd player lately. So much of what he said is relevant to today. It's almost prophetic. It's really a shame that he died because I would have loved to hear him go off on modern culture.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1616003551 09-09-2020, 07:18 AM
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Somebody should post this as an auto-play ad on social media.
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post 1616003961 09-09-2020, 07:23 AM
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Don't really get why he has an audience

And lol at "germs" he's close to the truth but no cigar
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