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post 1616077161 09-09-2020, 08:53 PM
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When you wipe..

Do you hover over the bowl the whole time? Or do you get up and get positioned elsewhere in the bathroom? Thank you for your time.
post 1616077371 09-09-2020, 08:55 PM
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standing up over the toilet, semi bent position
post 1616077471 09-09-2020, 08:56 PM
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i get up on the bathroom counter so i'm sitting facing the mirror and I make beluga whale noises after each wipe
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post 1616077621 09-09-2020, 08:58 PM
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I only wipe to dry off the clean water that my bidet has left on my angus. Lift up right cheek, pat/wipe dry twice, all done.
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post 1616077961 09-09-2020, 09:03 PM
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Wipe. Check. Rotate dirty paper (carefully) in palm and wipe again if necessary.
post 1616078061 09-09-2020, 09:04 PM
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walk over and sit on my bros face
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post 1616078091 09-09-2020, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
I only wipe to dry off the clean water that my bidet has left on my angus. Lift up right cheek, pat/wipe dry twice, all done.
This. Bidet Master Race.
post 1616078621 09-09-2020, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuggettabowteet⏩
Wipe. Check. Rotate dirty paper (carefully) in palm and wipe again if necessary.
Saving the planet has never been so risky.
post 1616078811 09-09-2020, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩
Saving the planet has never been so risky.
This lol

But to op I usually go out to the end of the driveway just Incase something falls off.
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1616079101 09-09-2020, 09:21 PM
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iam cutting cost
buying tp
i only clean it
with water
post 1616079131 09-09-2020, 09:22 PM
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I wash up in the shower, don't waste TP
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1616080721 09-09-2020, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
I wash up in the shower, don't waste TP
this.
post 1616080811 09-09-2020, 09:48 PM
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I waddle to the sink, wash my hands, dry them and then waddle back to the bowel and wipe my ass. Serious. I have OCD and have to wash my hands prior to wiping my ass.
post 1616080911 09-09-2020, 09:50 PM
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post 1616080981 09-09-2020, 09:51 PM
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baby wipes crew
post 1616081621 09-09-2020, 10:01 PM
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Wipe.Smell.Taste.Fold.Repeat.
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post 1616083141 09-09-2020, 10:25 PM
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Just lol at wiping your ass with toilet paper
post 1616083781 09-09-2020, 10:35 PM
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I still can't find toilet paper thanks to all the ****ing hoarders from back in march-june so I have to rinse my ******* off in the shower now after i ****.
Angels
post 1616083991 09-09-2020, 10:39 PM
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some high quality replies in this thread lol'd
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post 1616087721 09-09-2020, 11:47 PM
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I jump right in the shower
post 1616087931 09-09-2020, 11:51 PM
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Goes right back into my wallet when I'm done.
post 1616088171 09-09-2020, 11:55 PM
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I chit in the backyard so my dogs know that I’m the alpha
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post 1616088281 09-09-2020, 11:57 PM
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i rarely wipe unless i'm chitting in public which is extremely rare. i either **** and take a shower clean my ass with soap. or i sit in a sink and wash my ass with soap and dry with a nice soft towel. cleanest butthole in the world. imagine using toilet paper and mushing **** all over you
post 1616088571 09-10-2020, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
i rarely wipe unless i'm chitting in public which is extremely rare. i either **** and take a shower clean my ass with soap.or i sit in a sink and wash my ass with soap and dry with a nice soft towel.cleanest butthole in the world. imagine using toilet paper and mushing **** all over you
Good to know...

Spoiler!
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post 1616096701 09-10-2020, 05:10 AM
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Just lol at op's dirty ass
post 1616096791 09-10-2020, 05:13 AM
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wipe?

only disgusting dirty people use toilet paper.

clean people use water and soap.
post 1616097101 09-10-2020, 05:21 AM
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post 1616097281 09-10-2020, 05:27 AM
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I use the two sea shells
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post 1616097751 09-10-2020, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
I use the two sea shells
Lol Demolition Man is a great movie. I don't think they ever explained how the seashells work. Need to watch that one again.

Anyone ITT using baby wipes better not be dumb enough to flush them.
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