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post 1616125081 09-10-2020, 11:38 AM
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What a real alpha looks like.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.




Martin Hairer takes $3m Breakthrough prize for work a colleague said must have been done by aliens.

A mathematician who tamed a nightmarish family of equations that behave so badly they make no sense has won the most lucrative prize in academia. Martin Hairer, an Austrian-British researcher at Imperial College London, is the winner of the 2021 Breakthrough prize for mathematics, an annual $3m (£2.3m) award that has come to rival the Nobels in terms of kudos and prestige.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/...a-breakthrough
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
post 1616125971 09-10-2020, 11:48 AM
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The reaper came for him
post 1616126091 09-10-2020, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By WhoWasFeel⏩
The reaper came for him
It's also known as the norwood equation.
post 1616126291 09-10-2020, 11:51 AM
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still can’t get laid without paying
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post 1616126321 09-10-2020, 11:52 AM
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I am sex yor butt.
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post 1616126451 09-10-2020, 11:53 AM
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Doesn't even look like he lifts.
post 1616126541 09-10-2020, 11:54 AM
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What’s the equation for that parabolic hair line?
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post 1616126561 09-10-2020, 11:54 AM
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Mirin neanderthal jaw
post 1616126771 09-10-2020, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By WhoWasFeel⏩
The reaper came for him
too many brains in the noggin - pushed all the hair out.
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
post 1616127001 09-10-2020, 11:59 AM
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the lower third of his face looks like fkin gigachad
post 1616127251 09-10-2020, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By frutistafreeze⏩
Mirin neanderthal jaw
Originally Posted By SwimBrah⏩
the lower third of his face looks like fkin gigachad
he cuts apples with his jaw line.
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
post 1616127291 09-10-2020, 12:03 PM
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His last name is Hairer. Is this a Babylon Bee article?

Also, WTF am I reading? What problem did he solve and what's the application? All I see are scribbles on a chalk board and text about randomness.
post 1616127421 09-10-2020, 12:04 PM
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looks like an alien
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post 1616127721 09-10-2020, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By cptamerica59⏩
His last name is Hairer. Is this a Babylon Bee article?

Also, WTF am I reading? What problem did he solve and what's the application? All I see are scribbles on a chalk board and text about randomness.
Professor Hairer’s work focuses on generating equations to accurately describe seemingly random motion in time and space, such as how droplets of water spread across the surface of a napkin, the growth of bacteria on a Petri dish or the chaotic activity of millions of individuals making stock trades.

He made serious progress in understanding these equations, called stochastic partial differential equations (PDEs), with his theory of regularity structures. These structures model random effects on physical systems, effectively creating an analytical toolkit for studying stochastic PDEs.
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
post 1616127851 09-10-2020, 12:08 PM
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An Alpha Autistic is still a beta.

Also, if his own peers don't even know what this crap on the board is or means. Maybe he fraudin' with a bunch of scribbles that don't mean anything and ya'll been punk'd?
post 1616127871 09-10-2020, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
Professor Hairer’s work focuses on generating equations to accurately describe seemingly random motion in time and space, such as how droplets of water spread across the surface of a napkin, the growth of bacteria on a Petri dish or the chaotic activity of millions of individuals making stock trades.

He made serious progress in understanding these equations, called stochastic partial differential equations (PDEs), with his theory of regularity structures. These structures model random effects on physical systems, effectively creating an analytical toolkit for studying stochastic PDEs.
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post 1616128621 09-10-2020, 12:18 PM
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Made a deal with The Reaper and traded his hair early for an increase in brain size
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post 1616128891 09-10-2020, 12:21 PM
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Not alpha.

He's an omega. Useful unlike betas, but outside the dating hierarchy.
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post 1616132341 09-10-2020, 01:00 PM
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But who was hairline?
Somewhere in the bowels of deepest hell, Satan is assessing the potential of this shyte as the permanent soundtrack to an eternity of being hosed down with Bernard Manning's diarrhea.
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