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ยป Why aren't more *******/incel miscers doing Yoga? srs
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post 1616201991 09-11-2020, 07:23 AM
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Why aren't more *******/incel miscers doing Yoga? srs

- Brb health benefits

- Brb makes your lazy ass do your stretches properly

- Brb lotta women in the class and you're one of the few guys

- Brb stress reliever and feelsgood afterwards

- Brb you introverted *******s get to socialise and learn to talk to women

- Brb yoga communities are kinda crazy, but welcoming

- as long as you can block out their cultist type mentality you'd have a great time.





Joined a yoga class as a one of the 2-3 dudes, 2 of us were jacked, the other guy was a gaybrah, but I literally had quite a few of the girls adding me on the gram and messaging me.
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post 1616202071 09-11-2020, 07:24 AM
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good idea srs
See user title srs
post 1616202201 09-11-2020, 07:25 AM
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Did the thing I said about sucking your own dink spark this?

Honestly, yoga's pretty badass
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post 1616202331 09-11-2020, 07:26 AM
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i'm as flexible as a house brick so i might actually start doing this srs.
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post 1616202451 09-11-2020, 07:27 AM
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post 1616202461 09-11-2020, 07:27 AM
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From all the computer desk sitting that I do, and the increase of it since the 'rona I started doing ~30 min of yoga/stretching 3x a day before meals. Also have been working on my posture. Has helped tremendously.
post 1616206211 09-11-2020, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By j1nevertogthr
Did the thing I said about sucking your own dink spark this?

Honestly, yoga's pretty badass
kinda tbh .... + a a couple glasses of wine
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post 1616207031 09-11-2020, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
I literally had quite a few of the girls adding me on the gram and messaging me.
Will never happen in a western country. Of course all them sweet malay girls adding a foreigner.
post 1616207091 09-11-2020, 08:24 AM
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ill do yoga with u op

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if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1616207141 09-11-2020, 08:24 AM
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I used to do a little. i actually jumped in with the yoga class at the gym twice this week, mostly just to be social, KICKED MY ASS! i forgot how hard it is.
post 1616207201 09-11-2020, 08:25 AM
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1. i don't like other people telling me what to do.
2. yoga is not exercise.
3. too many fatties.
4. waste of time.
post 1616208071 09-11-2020, 08:33 AM
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A ton of fine women do yoga. My friend dragged me along once for this reason. Beats wasting your time on tinder searching for broken females.
post 1616208201 09-11-2020, 08:35 AM
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Sl00ts get super horny after yoga class
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post 1616208501 09-11-2020, 08:38 AM
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If i spent all my money on yoga, then i'd have no more money for hobbies that i actually like. Yoga classes in NYC cost money to attend. Why wouldn't it tho? They need some barrier to entry or else homeless people would attend the classes
post 1616208821 09-11-2020, 08:41 AM
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Would rather go to a reddit meetup

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post 1616209761 09-11-2020, 08:50 AM
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You have to pass as a spiritual ******* with a pony tail to pick up yoga chicks and most miscers are norwood 6's
post 1616210481 09-11-2020, 08:55 AM
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how flexible are you op?
post 1616211401 09-11-2020, 09:02 AM
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lol i went to a few classes and the instructor singled me out after class. all feminine and super flirty

So much sexual energy around yoga groups
pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
post 1616212411 09-11-2020, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By eod8989
Would rather go to a reddit meetup

lol using a YMCA video. YMCA is for families and poor people. Stupid sample
post 1616213491 09-11-2020, 09:19 AM
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Good idea srs. Will join.

How long until I can suck my own cawk? Asking for friend
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post 1616213761 09-11-2020, 09:21 AM
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Yoga is great for stretching and helps with sleep. I wouldn't go to a class but I watch the sexy chick on Boho Beautiful YT HNNNNNNNNG
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post 1616217871 09-11-2020, 09:55 AM
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Aside from hippies and *******s, yoga is for normies
A bunch of incels coming to class, trying to socialize and talk to girls would literally drive away a teachers business lol
Shame on you op
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post 1616218001 09-11-2020, 09:56 AM
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Meh, I've been to some gym yoga classes and no one really talks. They just do the yoga class and gtfo. There wouldn't be much opportunity there for incels

Never been to an actual yoga studio, that might be different
post 1616218031 09-11-2020, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By eod8989
Would rather go to a reddit meetup

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