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post 1616320981 09-12-2020, 12:24 PM
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got my ass ate two days ago. (no pics itt) AMAA

Just showered and was curious so I told my girl to eat my ass.

Felt kinda weird. Kinda good. Not really a sexual good though? idk.

I don't really get the point.
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post 1616321661 09-12-2020, 12:33 PM
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In. Please explain the experience in elaborate detail
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post 1616321841 09-12-2020, 12:36 PM
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Was he gentle?
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post 1616322011 09-12-2020, 12:37 PM
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LOL 2020 gonna 2020. Da Fuk?

Eat some spicy curry next time to add some flavor
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post 1616322091 09-12-2020, 12:38 PM
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Did you tell her to lick your taint too
post 1616322141 09-12-2020, 12:39 PM
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JFL women are disgusting
post 1616322331 09-12-2020, 12:41 PM
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Mind blown that a sloot would do that. Men have hairy gross anguses.
post 1616322471 09-12-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By goingcia⏩
Mind blown that a sloot would do that. Men have hairy gross anguses.
OP shaves his ass.









Ask me how I know.









I fuked it.
Ack...Ack
post 1616323101 09-12-2020, 12:54 PM
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In.

Had it done several times by an ex, some like it shaved, others are dirty sloots and don't care.

Feels phukkin good man, nothing like a sloot rubbing your dink while slobbering on your balloon knot.

Busted a fat rope.
post 1616323641 09-12-2020, 01:03 PM
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On vacation with one of my exes we did the dirty 3 times in a row. We showered before the 3rd time and obviously we were both extremely horny still. Horny to the point where you just try different things. I licked her clean angus while we were 69ing, and she said she wanted to try for me. She did it and slowly stroked my penor at the same time for about 5 seconds.

Only time I will do that though. Not my thing. Felt weird.
post 1616324141 09-12-2020, 01:10 PM
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Did you do it to him after?
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That's awfully nice of him.

This why I always tell guys to date other guys more.
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post 1616325501 09-12-2020, 01:34 PM
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If srs, then she probably didn't eat it right. My ex devoured my angus tongue deep butt cheeks spread apart, and it was the best fukking feeling in the world. She'd keep going too. Would only stop when i stopped her cuz my entire body would shiver from the intensity after 10 minutes or so.

Should've married her for that alone.
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post 1616328691 09-12-2020, 02:10 PM
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I’m drunk and typed some nonsense into your CP

The neg was supposed to read nice pics. I think I typed no elk lmao. Apologies for any confusion

Putting no pics in the title as if that is a way around the misc rules is very helpful for me in finding people to neg. Thank you for that.
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
If srs, then she probably didn't eat it right. My ex devoured my angus tongue deep butt cheeks spread apart, and it was the best fukking feeling in the world. She'd keep going too. Would only stop when i stopped her cuz my entire body would shiver from the intensity after 10 minutes or so.

Should've married her for that alone.
This is the point where this thread got weird.
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
If srs, then she probably didn't eat it right. My ex devoured my angus tongue deep butt cheeks spread apart, and it was the best fukking feeling in the world. She'd keep going too. Would only stop when i stopped her cuz my entire body would shiver from the intensity after 10 minutes or so.

Should've married her for that alone.
This, it feels amazing.
post 1616329691 09-12-2020, 02:22 PM
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Congradulations man. Was your girl timid or did she just go to town on it? If she did you just know she eats other guys as s's.
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Originally Posted By goingcia⏩
Mind blown that a sloot would do that. Men have hairy gross anguses.
This was fuked up with ex in shower she got back there ready to go and I stopped her grossed me out.
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
If srs, then she probably didn't eat it right. My ex devoured my angus tongue deep butt cheeks spread apart, and it was the best fukking feeling in the world. She'd keep going too. Would only stop when i stopped her cuz my entire body would shiver from the intensity after 10 minutes or so.

Should've married her for that alone.
Why would you want to marry a skank like that? You know you were kissing a dirty toilet bowl every time.

Just think how many butt holes she's rimmed out. Gross you probably have a disease.
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
If srs, then she probably didn't eat it right. My ex devoured my angus tongue deep butt cheeks spread apart, and it was the best fukking feeling in the world. She'd keep going too. Would only stop when i stopped her cuz my entire body would shiver from the intensity after 10 minutes or so.

Should've married her for that alone.
sounds gay AF lol. I dated this girl that said she loved to eat ass. She would BEG me to let her do it. I got a hair ass so i wasn't really down. but she kept pestering and pestering. I finally gave in and let her try it. I felt like a little bitch with my knees up in the air like a girl getting ate out. i told her stop after not very long. She was weird AF in other ways too. wanted me to choke her when we were boning. and one time she slapped my face when we were boinking. i wasn't ok with that lol. i think she had daddy issues or something. I had to stop seeing her because she said she wanted to be able to be with me but also sleep with other guys. i'm too paranoid about stds to be down with something like that.
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what did she say? did she like it?
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post 1616330981 09-12-2020, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩
Why would you want to marry a skank like that? You know you were kissing a dirty toilet bowl every time.

Just think how many butt holes she's rimmed out. Gross you probably have a disease.
I was her first boyfriend and first of everything. So the only guy she ate out before we broke up, was me.
Would only kiss her after she brushed her teeth/tongue.

Not to mention you don't know the history of any random female you meet outside. So unless you do date a virgin, good luck not meeting a sloot who hasn't done a lot of weird chit that you're completely clueless about unless she told you.
Originally Posted By jlick⏩
She was weird AF in other ways too. wanted me to choke her when we were boning.
If you think it's weird that women like it rough and like to be choked, then you're better off dating men.
95% of women love being choked. It's as vanilla as it gets in 2020.
Also nothing you do with a woman is gay. Gay means being attracted to/doing stuff with other males.
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
If you think it's weird that women like it rough and like to be choked, then you're better off dating men.
95% of women love being choked. It's as vanilla as it gets in 2020.
Also nothing you do with a woman is gay. Gay means being attracted to/doing stuff with other males.
na brah. There's a difference between wanted to get roughed up and actually getting abused. if a girl wants to be abused, she's got problems (srs).

As for your final point about nothing you do with women is gay, would it not be gay if a woman stuck a dildo up your ass? it's not as black as white as you are making it out to be, but for me, women playing with my ass is gay. you can have a different opinion tough, but still, a woman sticking a dildo up your ass is gay. lets be real.
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so how did this happen. Were you laying on your back with your legs in the air?

or were you bussin it open face down ass up?
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Originally Posted By jlick⏩
na brah. There's a difference between wanted to get roughed up and actually getting abused. if a girl wants to be abused, she's got problems (srs).

As for your final point about nothing you do with women is gay, would it not be gay if a woman stuck a dildo up your ass? it's not as black as white as you are making it out to be, but for me, women playing with my ass is gay. you can have a different opinion tough, but still, a woman sticking a dildo up your ass is gay. lets be real.
choking isn't abusing in bed though. It's only abusing if she wants you to give her a black eye or something really extreme.
And yes then they do have issues. (then again what women don't have issues these days)

And no pegging isn't gay. Is fapping gay because you're stroking a dink? No.
If a prostate massage gives you a great orgasm, then so be it. Go enjoy it. You can't do gay stuff with a woman.
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Had it done, but I can't say it felt awesome. Just felt weird and tickles like a motherphucker.
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Originally Posted By jlick⏩
na brah. There's a difference between wanted to get roughed up and actually getting abused. if a girl wants to be abused, she's got problems (srs).

As for your final point about nothing you do with women is gay, would it not be gay if a woman stuck a dildo up your ass? it's not as black as white as you are making it out to be, but for me, women playing with my ass is gay. you can have a different opinion tough, but still, a woman sticking a dildo up your ass is gay. lets be real.
Don't listen to him. He only slept with whores with daddy issues and not normal females
Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
so how did this happen. Were you laying on your back with your legs in the air?

or were you bussin it open face down ass up?
When it happened to me I was on all fours lol. Won't do it again. Felt very weird but good at the same time as she also stroked me, but also very emasculating.
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Originally Posted By FrankGrimes29⏩
Don't listen to him. He only slept with whores with daddy issues and not normal females
I posted that my ex was a virgin and that i was her first. And your comment is ''i only slept with whores''.
Lol @ reading comprehension.
I guess you only date nuns?
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
I posted that my ex was a virgin and that i was her first. And your comment is ''i only slept with whores''.
Lol @ reading comprehension.
I guess you only date nuns?
No I slept with very attractive mainly conservative women. There's a difference between rough and experimenting and then daddy issues with smacking and hitting them to get them off.

If a chick is asking for you to smack them and choke them, she has issues.
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