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post 1616502751 09-14-2020, 12:22 PM
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Not sure who needs to hear this...

But when your girl is out with friends, she’s checkin’ me out because I’ve worked to improve my appearance and it shows. You okay with that?

You think you’re safe out here in this world? You think it’s okay to be this unfit, lazy little monger? You know you’re not safe in your job, I’m sure. Everyday you go above and beyond to make sure that the cutthroat guillotine of labor supply doesn’t mutilate you into an unrecognizable, unemployed piece of sh!t. Why do you think its different with your fitness?

How’d you get to where you are? People look at you and laugh. People use you as a benchmark to change their own habits. You okay with that?

Let get it poppin’, kid. No relapses. Its kill or be killed out here: it always has been. Sure, we change the rules a little and added our own little trifling sense of justice and morality. But nothing’s really changed.

Don’t be one of these a$$holes making pathetic reoccurring attempts to change their lifestyle. Don’t whine about it. You’ve got self-discipline and nothing else in this life. You’ve got one try: to fail once is to fail ever time. In six months, you’re either going to be a pathetic, guilt-ridden failure, or a ****ing tribute to human will. Your bitch of a mother-in-law will make comments like, “I can’t believe it…” Your girl will get nervous about how much you can accomplish just by setting your mind to it and start asking you to tell her she’s good enough for you. *******s who taunted you will have nothing….nothing….to say. You did something they either simply couldn’t even begin, or tried to do and failed miserably.

An then when my girl is out with friends, she’ll be checking you out motherfuker. Lets do this.
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post 1616502871 09-14-2020, 12:23 PM
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dont have a girl
See user title srs
post 1616503031 09-14-2020, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By GlassMoon⏩
dont have a girl
your man checks me out too - you mad?
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post 1616503141 09-14-2020, 12:25 PM
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All that to say you want your girl to check me out?

You could have just said you’re looking for a bull to cuck you.
post 1616503191 09-14-2020, 12:25 PM
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Lol, yeah right op let me tell you something. when your girl is out with friends, she’s checkin’ me out because I’ve worked to improve my appearance and it shows. You okay with that?

You think you’re safe out here in this world? You think it’s okay to be this unfit, lazy little monger? You know you’re not safe in your job, I’m sure. Everyday you go above and beyond to make sure that the cutthroat guillotine of labor supply doesn’t mutilate you into an unrecognizable, unemployed piece of sh!t. Why do you think its different with your fitness?

How’d you get to where you are? People look at you and laugh. People use you as a benchmark to change their own habits. You okay with that?

Let get it poppin’, kid. No relapses. Its kill or be killed out here: it always has been. Sure, we change the rules a little and added our own little trifling sense of justice and morality. But nothing’s really changed.

Don’t be one of these a$$holes making pathetic reoccurring attempts to change their lifestyle. Don’t whine about it. You’ve got self-discipline and nothing else in this life. You’ve got one try: to fail once is to fail ever time. In six months, you’re either going to be a pathetic, guilt-ridden failure, or a ****ing tribute to human will. Your bitch of a mother-in-law will make comments like, “I can’t believe it…” Your girl will get nervous about how much you can accomplish just by setting your mind to it and start asking you to tell her she’s good enough for you. *******s who taunted you will have nothing….nothing….to say. You did something they either simply couldn’t even begin, or tried to do and failed miserably.

An then when my girl is out with friends, she’ll be checking you out motherfuker. Lets do this.
post 1616503631 09-14-2020, 12:29 PM
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Listen motherfuker

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
post 1616504271 09-14-2020, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892⏩
Listen motherfuker

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
I'm the one telling people what to do here.
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post 1616506661 09-14-2020, 01:00 PM
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It’s true thanks OP

I learned my lesson years ago when I was a beta and litterally stopped going to the gym to spend more time with my gf

We split up and I had to loose weight never again
post 1616516261 09-14-2020, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89⏩
It’s true thanks OP

I learned my lesson years ago when I was a beta and litterally stopped going to the gym to spend more time with my gf

We split up and I had to loose weight never again
u lookin shredded AF. GJDM.
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
post 1616516421 09-14-2020, 02:47 PM
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I am girl checking you out and let me tell you, being girl checking you out is actually a great thing....
post 1616516451 09-14-2020, 02:48 PM
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OP just punked me idk how to feel about it.
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post 1616517391 09-14-2020, 02:58 PM
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There's easier ways to try to get some fuk from miscers OP. All you had to do was show your gaping azzhole.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1616517721 09-14-2020, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
There's easier ways to try to get some fuk from miscers OP. All you had to do was show your gaping azzhole.
Friday nights only broseph.
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
post 1616517821 09-14-2020, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
Friday nights only broseph.
Bookmarking thread
I'm back, bitches!
post 1616518031 09-14-2020, 03:05 PM
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I would feed my girl drinks in front of you and even try to get it to happen.

I would gladly invite her out with you for some alone time.

You think you got it all, you think you know some moves.

You are barely vanilla.

She would laugh in your face while she makes fun of the food in your teeth.

You would cry after an hour with her.
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post 1616518081 09-14-2020, 03:06 PM
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Hey I really like this thread OP

I'll check it whenever I'm low on motivation srs
None of the above constitutes legal advice nor should be interpreted as such.
post 1616518211 09-14-2020, 03:07 PM
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This is true. My girl always checks out Hydrae
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post 1616518221 09-14-2020, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I would feed my girl drinks in front of you and even try to get it to happen.

I would gladly invite her out with you for some alone time.

You think you got it all, you think you know some moves.

You are barely vanilla.

She would laugh in your face while she makes fun of the food in your teeth.

You would cry after an hour with her.
jakes on you, I'm into that sh!t.
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
post 1616518571 09-14-2020, 03:11 PM
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is this a thread advocating for moggmaxx
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post 1616518701 09-14-2020, 03:14 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/com..._the_opponent/
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post 1616518921 09-14-2020, 03:18 PM
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Negged for twitter speak
Not in the AM
post 1616519201 09-14-2020, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/com..._the_opponent/
LMFAO - its originally from 4chan. Good try though.
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