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09-16-2020, 08:18 PM
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- KBurn
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I wish I was a tradie
Professionals:
Wake up early and go to work early, leave work late, to show the boss I'm the biggest rat in the rat race
Meekly bring home food and shelter for family
Always stressing about mortgage repayments. Perfect credit score.
Have to act "professional", be well spoken
Mow my lawn, clean my house, be well presented
Talk about gay chit like wine, golf and shares
IQ>120, use intelligence to do repetitive worthless chit, completely unhappy and beta
Never give in to impulses. Last time gave into impulse was wetting the bed at grade 2. Always worried about police record for that time you littered 15 years ago
Tried a sip of wine once at 13, wow, so illegal
"Child" is secret lovechild of chad/tyrone
Tradies:
Work starts 730, only arrive at 10. Leave at 3 on the dot, union rules.
Beat wife and kids if I wake up on wrong side of bed, they live to serve and fear me
Fuk mortgage, last place after scratchies, monster and beer. If bank threatens to foreclose, just fight anyone who comes there. Perfect credit score with local loan shark
Slur my words, especially talking to immigrants, and especially when drunk. Punctuate with swear words
Burn down a car in the middle of the street to show dominance. Do a burnout infront of ***gy accountant's house to show who is boss
Talk about prostitutes, scratchies, trucks and fights
IQ<60, completely alpha and happy (but violent)
Always gives in to impulses 100% of the time, including picking up prostitutes in the middle of the workday, and banging them infront of the site manager, always down to fight, 0 self control
Done all the drugs out there. Steals construction material to sell. Rawdogs prostitutes. Has all the STDs. Multiple felonies for fighting and stealing.
Multiple baby mommas from rawdogs, after paying for scratchies, monsters, and lifted trucks, what is a child support?
Wake up early and go to work early, leave work late, to show the boss I'm the biggest rat in the rat race
Meekly bring home food and shelter for family
Always stressing about mortgage repayments. Perfect credit score.
Have to act "professional", be well spoken
Mow my lawn, clean my house, be well presented
Talk about gay chit like wine, golf and shares
IQ>120, use intelligence to do repetitive worthless chit, completely unhappy and beta
Never give in to impulses. Last time gave into impulse was wetting the bed at grade 2. Always worried about police record for that time you littered 15 years ago
Tried a sip of wine once at 13, wow, so illegal
"Child" is secret lovechild of chad/tyrone
Tradies:
Work starts 730, only arrive at 10. Leave at 3 on the dot, union rules.
Beat wife and kids if I wake up on wrong side of bed, they live to serve and fear me
Fuk mortgage, last place after scratchies, monster and beer. If bank threatens to foreclose, just fight anyone who comes there. Perfect credit score with local loan shark
Slur my words, especially talking to immigrants, and especially when drunk. Punctuate with swear words
Burn down a car in the middle of the street to show dominance. Do a burnout infront of ***gy accountant's house to show who is boss
Talk about prostitutes, scratchies, trucks and fights
IQ<60, completely alpha and happy (but violent)
Always gives in to impulses 100% of the time, including picking up prostitutes in the middle of the workday, and banging them infront of the site manager, always down to fight, 0 self control
Done all the drugs out there. Steals construction material to sell. Rawdogs prostitutes. Has all the STDs. Multiple felonies for fighting and stealing.
Multiple baby mommas from rawdogs, after paying for scratchies, monsters, and lifted trucks, what is a child support?
09-16-2020, 08:30 PM
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09-16-2020, 08:55 PM
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- ChrisLS8
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- ChrisLS8
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Alpha Chad turns off Beta cubiclecels power then bangs his wife. Then does a 720 backflip into his F250 and heads to the bar to bang out another drunk HBB.Such is tradie life
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
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