https://www.bitchute.com/video/nlsNArUBF0V0/

Thoughts?

Zebras are actually more closely related to donkeys than horses.

Zebras are actually more closely related to donkeys than horses.

I'd love to see a porn shoot on a farm where the woman is blindfolded before the cumshot and they replace the guy with a horse and she can tell instantly somethings up and rips off her blindfold and screams "what the fuark!!!" at the horse dick as torrents of cum pour out both sides of her mouth, and as the guys laugh hysterically she slashes at one guy with her nails and leaves a deep cut in his arm then starts screaming and won't let anyone approach her even to give her a towel.

Wonder if you could trick a girl at one of those gloryhole sites into blowing a horse or she'd just go "fuark you, that's a horse dick" either give me an extra 300 bucks for this shoot or I'm gone.

While we're on the subject, what's up with the dearth of cumshots in horse porn? Pretty much the only reason I watch, the sex is terrible usually the horses are drugged and she just lazily sticks it in her pussy half flaccid and jerks it off, Medically I get why this is way too dangerous but it would still be awesome to see a woman get mounted and railed by a horse (maybe a 7 foot woman could handle it?), so many vids where the womans sucking the horse and there's 20 seconds left and it's like the end of a tv show where you know there's no way they're going to be able to wrap this up, and she just drops the dick and waves to the camera. Why else would you watch horse porn except for the facial???? It's not like they're gorgeous first rate European or Brazilian pornstars and you get off from the depravity of a woman with supermodel looks blowing a horse, with the sort of women in horse porn you can tell this isn't much of a fall from grace for them (think how 2g1c might actually have been kind of hot if it was Faye Regan and Lexi Belle they stayed upbeat and laughed throughout the whole shoot as if they had merely filled their asses with icecream and were now playing with it, actually that would still be gross but I do have a fantasy of a scene where two hot pornstars get very high, sit on the floor together and one takes a huge chit and they both crack up laughing together then the other woman farts and takes a huge chit and they laugh even harder and it keeps going on till the pile is so high they need to move and you think how the fuark is this medically possible??? And the video lasts 2 hours with no cuts and they both walk around a vast mansion while constantly farting and chitting and by the end they both must have chit a tonne each and are getting creative and doing musical duets and are beyond tears of laughter, maybe instead of chit it's skittles, actually have mass appeal then and could make for a hell of a commercial especially since the last few have been underwhelming). You'd have to be a sicko to enjoy horse porn without cumshots. I do kind of like the idea of a woman doing horse porn on the assurance there will be no cum but the horse gets so turned on that he blows his load and she stops and starts screaming at the director "this wasn't part of the deal!" and he shrugs apologetically and says "animals are unpredictable."

tiger is a painted lion

see I didn't know that

OP is just a *******

Did you know that?

conspiracy confirmed:

Zebras have stripes to ward off flies. The black and white patterns phucks with the insect’s depth perception and so they can’t tell if they’re bout to land or are still 10ft away.

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2019...their-landings

In on race bait thread

True. And giraffes don’t exist.

More mules than horses aren't they?

are you assuming their species you bigot? negged

Lord Morton's mare proving telegony is real?

Zebras are actually more closely related to pigeons than horses.