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What are some of the worst interaction(s) you've had with police officers?
I've had a few run-ins with shady cops that were pretty ****ing scary. What are some of the worst interactions you've had with police officers? This isn't a thread to **** on cops btw, just like any other profession there are going to be people who are terrible at their job
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None because I’m a law abiding citizen. Even before I was a police officer I got pulled over for speeding, running reds, stop signs and was always concise in my statements and professional about myself. Officers always let me off with a verbal warning.
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09-20-2020, 10:30 PM
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Manlet bald Asian with p3dostache who wrote me a ticket for 10 over on an empty freeway at 1am on schoolnight, then lectured me on road safety.
Took a lot of self restraint not to tell him to **** himself. Most cops are chill, that one definitely was not.
Took a lot of self restraint not to tell him to **** himself. Most cops are chill, that one definitely was not.
09-20-2020, 10:35 PM
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Never had a bad encounter with the cops. I don't live in the US though so that probably helped.
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I got pulled over twice moving back home from california to IL.
1. Was in North Texas pretty close to Oklahoma. Passed a truck and there was literally no one ahead of me either side of the expressway. So I was cruising and zoning out after 8 hours of driving. Next thing you know a cop comes flying up and pulls me over. Comes up to the window and asks if I know why I was pulled over. Said no. He said I was driving in the passing lane (two lane highway). There was no one anywhere near me and it was a common mistake. Give him my license and registration. Asks me to get out of the car and sit in his car. So I get out and sit in the passenger seat of his car while he runs everything and it's a k-9 unit so I have a german shepherd going nuts behind me. He then starts grilling me. Hard. Asks if I have any weed on me or in the car. No. *******? No. Where are you headed? I explain. Why did you move? I explain. Any heroin? No. Any weapons? A bat. Where are you head? Re-explain. As he is doing this, he waves to another k-9 unit across the expressway pulling up, then ANOTHER k-9 unit is in the grass off roading up to my vehicle peering inside of the passenger side. 4 cops in total show up. The german shepherd is still pacing and moving around breathing heavy. Finally the background check comes and says I am cleared. He sinks in his seat and says "Sorry we get a lot of drugs coming this way." Hands me a warning. I sit in silence in my car for a min. then pull away. Took like 20 min. He grilled me fast the entire time. Forgot what else he asked me. He asked to search my car, etc.
2. 30 min. after being pulled over in Texas I come up to an underpass and see two cops underneath it chilling. I'm in bumfuk nowhere with a couple cars in sight. I pass and all of a sudden I look behind me and a cop is flying up to me. I had my speed set at 75mph in a 70mph. On the expressway.....in bumfuk nowhere OK. I said no way this guy is pulling me over. Sure enough he does. Comes up to the passenger door and I just say right away "Looks like I'm batting 1,000 today. He was like wtf? Then I explain I just got pulled over 30 min ago and hand him my information that was still in my lap with the warning I received. Said I was going 76 in a 70. Told me to come to his vehicle. I get out and go sit in his car. again. in bumfuk OK. We chat and talk about everything and why I am going home, why I moved to california, and just like the other guy he kept checking to see if I had my story straight. Seemed cool but a few times he got snarky like he's onto my schtick or something. Finally let's me off with a warning.
If you're a big white bald guy and wearing a flannel, don't drive the south route from california. They'll profile you for being a drug trafficker.
1. Was in North Texas pretty close to Oklahoma. Passed a truck and there was literally no one ahead of me either side of the expressway. So I was cruising and zoning out after 8 hours of driving. Next thing you know a cop comes flying up and pulls me over. Comes up to the window and asks if I know why I was pulled over. Said no. He said I was driving in the passing lane (two lane highway). There was no one anywhere near me and it was a common mistake. Give him my license and registration. Asks me to get out of the car and sit in his car. So I get out and sit in the passenger seat of his car while he runs everything and it's a k-9 unit so I have a german shepherd going nuts behind me. He then starts grilling me. Hard. Asks if I have any weed on me or in the car. No. *******? No. Where are you headed? I explain. Why did you move? I explain. Any heroin? No. Any weapons? A bat. Where are you head? Re-explain. As he is doing this, he waves to another k-9 unit across the expressway pulling up, then ANOTHER k-9 unit is in the grass off roading up to my vehicle peering inside of the passenger side. 4 cops in total show up. The german shepherd is still pacing and moving around breathing heavy. Finally the background check comes and says I am cleared. He sinks in his seat and says "Sorry we get a lot of drugs coming this way." Hands me a warning. I sit in silence in my car for a min. then pull away. Took like 20 min. He grilled me fast the entire time. Forgot what else he asked me. He asked to search my car, etc.
2. 30 min. after being pulled over in Texas I come up to an underpass and see two cops underneath it chilling. I'm in bumfuk nowhere with a couple cars in sight. I pass and all of a sudden I look behind me and a cop is flying up to me. I had my speed set at 75mph in a 70mph. On the expressway.....in bumfuk nowhere OK. I said no way this guy is pulling me over. Sure enough he does. Comes up to the passenger door and I just say right away "Looks like I'm batting 1,000 today. He was like wtf? Then I explain I just got pulled over 30 min ago and hand him my information that was still in my lap with the warning I received. Said I was going 76 in a 70. Told me to come to his vehicle. I get out and go sit in his car. again. in bumfuk OK. We chat and talk about everything and why I am going home, why I moved to california, and just like the other guy he kept checking to see if I had my story straight. Seemed cool but a few times he got snarky like he's onto my schtick or something. Finally let's me off with a warning.
If you're a big white bald guy and wearing a flannel, don't drive the south route from california. They'll profile you for being a drug trafficker.
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No record. No speeding tickets. Complete whitey.
Quincy, MA cop told me if I ever came back to Quincy he would kill me. Because his wife freaked out I parked in front of her house on a public st.
San mateo County , CA sheriff told me if I ever came back to Half Moon Bay he would kill me. Because my GF got in a super mild fender bender and I was trying to help her. HE kept telling me to shut up, I wasn't talking to him but her, grabbed me and brought me around the corner where there were no cameras in the mini mall.
Truth. I don't get pulled over so these are my stories.
Quincy, MA cop told me if I ever came back to Quincy he would kill me. Because his wife freaked out I parked in front of her house on a public st.
San mateo County , CA sheriff told me if I ever came back to Half Moon Bay he would kill me. Because my GF got in a super mild fender bender and I was trying to help her. HE kept telling me to shut up, I wasn't talking to him but her, grabbed me and brought me around the corner where there were no cameras in the mini mall.
Truth. I don't get pulled over so these are my stories.
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I was a stupid ass delinquent kid who had tons of interactions with police. Of course none of them were my fault, I thought, they were just picking on me. Keep in mind I'm a middle-class white guy from suburban Bay Area who had no reason to be a dishonest drug-using punk.
The "worst" incident was when I was with like 10 people in a house under construction, partying, thinking we deserved to be there, at like 1am. Next thing we know the house is surrounded by dogs and police. Had to crawl out of the front door with guns pointed at me and kneel on grass with my hands in the air for some lengthy period of time. I was 17 years old at the time. What an idiot.
Since I decided to live on the straight and narrow and get my sh*t together, all of my interactions have been positive. Police are by-and-large amazing people and I have had to deal with them a few times at my job where we get some strange folk come through occasionally. Also have met a few police officers in my personal life and even went to one's wedding. Can't say enough good things about most of them. True heros.
The "worst" incident was when I was with like 10 people in a house under construction, partying, thinking we deserved to be there, at like 1am. Next thing we know the house is surrounded by dogs and police. Had to crawl out of the front door with guns pointed at me and kneel on grass with my hands in the air for some lengthy period of time. I was 17 years old at the time. What an idiot.
Since I decided to live on the straight and narrow and get my sh*t together, all of my interactions have been positive. Police are by-and-large amazing people and I have had to deal with them a few times at my job where we get some strange folk come through occasionally. Also have met a few police officers in my personal life and even went to one's wedding. Can't say enough good things about most of them. True heros.
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
This guy has seen too many single vehicle fatality crashes with young drivers and hopes by giving you a ticket for speeding, which you were, he might make get you to have some perspective on life before you are one of those senseless fatalities.Manlet bald Asian with p3dostache who wrote me a ticket for 10 over on an empty freeway at 1am on schoolnight, then lectured me on road safety.
Took a lot of self restraint not to tell him to **** himself. Most cops are chill, that one definitely was not.
Took a lot of self restraint not to tell him to **** himself. Most cops are chill, that one definitely was not.
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Gave me a warning and told me to be careful.
09-20-2020, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By FrankGrimes29⏩
You were driving through a major drug trafficking corridor. There is a BOLO or intelligence or a tip for your vehicle description and a single white male driver. Don't always have specific information, ie. License plate, driver description to rule out similar vehicles so they shotgun matching traffic. Sucks. They should have been cooler about it.I got pulled over twice moving back home from california to IL.
1. Was in North Texas pretty close to Oklahoma. Passed a truck and there was literally no one ahead of me either side of the expressway. So I was cruising and zoning out after 8 hours of driving. Next thing you know a cop comes flying up and pulls me over. Comes up to the window and asks if I know why I was pulled over. Said no. He said I was driving in the passing lane (two lane highway). There was no one anywhere near me and it was a common mistake. Give him my license and registration. Asks me to get out of the car and sit in his car. So I get out and sit in the passenger seat of his car while he runs everything and it's a k-9 unit so I have a german shepherd going nuts behind me. He then starts grilling me. Hard. Asks if I have any weed on me or in the car. No. *******? No. Where are you headed? I explain. Why did you move? I explain. Any heroin? No. Any weapons? A bat. Where are you head? Re-explain. As he is doing this, he waves to another k-9 unit across the expressway pulling up, then ANOTHER k-9 unit is in the grass off roading up to my vehicle peering inside of the passenger side. 4 cops in total show up. The german shepherd is still pacing and moving around breathing heavy. Finally the background check comes and says I am cleared. He sinks in his seat and says "Sorry we get a lot of drugs coming this way." Hands me a warning. I sit in silence in my car for a min. then pull away. Took like 20 min. He grilled me fast the entire time. Forgot what else he asked me. He asked to search my car, etc.
2. 30 min. after being pulled over in Texas I come up to an underpass and see two cops underneath it chilling. I'm in bumfuk nowhere with a couple cars in sight. I pass and all of a sudden I look behind me and a cop is flying up to me. I had my speed set at 75mph in a 70mph. On the expressway.....in bumfuk nowhere OK. I said no way this guy is pulling me over. Sure enough he does. Comes up to the passenger door and I just say right away "Looks like I'm batting 1,000 today. He was like wtf? Then I explain I just got pulled over 30 min ago and hand him my information that was still in my lap with the warning I received. Said I was going 76 in a 70. Told me to come to his vehicle. I get out and go sit in his car. again. in bumfuk OK. We chat and talk about everything and why I am going home, why I moved to california, and just like the other guy he kept checking to see if I had my story straight. Seemed cool but a few times he got snarky like he's onto my schtick or something. Finally let's me off with a warning.
If you're a big white bald guy and wearing a flannel, don't drive the south route from california. They'll profile you for being a drug trafficker.
1. Was in North Texas pretty close to Oklahoma. Passed a truck and there was literally no one ahead of me either side of the expressway. So I was cruising and zoning out after 8 hours of driving. Next thing you know a cop comes flying up and pulls me over. Comes up to the window and asks if I know why I was pulled over. Said no. He said I was driving in the passing lane (two lane highway). There was no one anywhere near me and it was a common mistake. Give him my license and registration. Asks me to get out of the car and sit in his car. So I get out and sit in the passenger seat of his car while he runs everything and it's a k-9 unit so I have a german shepherd going nuts behind me. He then starts grilling me. Hard. Asks if I have any weed on me or in the car. No. *******? No. Where are you headed? I explain. Why did you move? I explain. Any heroin? No. Any weapons? A bat. Where are you head? Re-explain. As he is doing this, he waves to another k-9 unit across the expressway pulling up, then ANOTHER k-9 unit is in the grass off roading up to my vehicle peering inside of the passenger side. 4 cops in total show up. The german shepherd is still pacing and moving around breathing heavy. Finally the background check comes and says I am cleared. He sinks in his seat and says "Sorry we get a lot of drugs coming this way." Hands me a warning. I sit in silence in my car for a min. then pull away. Took like 20 min. He grilled me fast the entire time. Forgot what else he asked me. He asked to search my car, etc.
2. 30 min. after being pulled over in Texas I come up to an underpass and see two cops underneath it chilling. I'm in bumfuk nowhere with a couple cars in sight. I pass and all of a sudden I look behind me and a cop is flying up to me. I had my speed set at 75mph in a 70mph. On the expressway.....in bumfuk nowhere OK. I said no way this guy is pulling me over. Sure enough he does. Comes up to the passenger door and I just say right away "Looks like I'm batting 1,000 today. He was like wtf? Then I explain I just got pulled over 30 min ago and hand him my information that was still in my lap with the warning I received. Said I was going 76 in a 70. Told me to come to his vehicle. I get out and go sit in his car. again. in bumfuk OK. We chat and talk about everything and why I am going home, why I moved to california, and just like the other guy he kept checking to see if I had my story straight. Seemed cool but a few times he got snarky like he's onto my schtick or something. Finally let's me off with a warning.
If you're a big white bald guy and wearing a flannel, don't drive the south route from california. They'll profile you for being a drug trafficker.
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09-20-2020, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By DubBrah⏩
No, the guy was an ugly bald manlet collecting revenue for the city council on graveyard shift and obviously enjoying his little power trip over someone barely speeding to make up for his miserable janitorial job.This guy has seen too many single vehicle fatality crashes with young drivers and hopes by giving you a ticket for speeding, which you were, he might make get you to have some perspective on life before you are one of those senseless fatalities.
Lmao at senseless fatalities when there's maybe 2 cars on the entire freeway
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Originally Posted By skier!⏩
What's the consistent element of these negative interactions? You. You have a problem with authority and its overt enough that the LE you encountered realized this. That being said, they should never have threatened you. You should have filed a complaint.No record. No speeding tickets. Complete whitey.
Quincy, MA cop told me if I ever came back to Quincy he would kill me. Because his wife freaked out I parked in front of her house on a public st.
San mateo County , CA sheriff told me if I ever came back to Half Moon Bay he would kill me. Because my GF got in a super mild fender bender and I was trying to help her. HE kept telling me to shut up, I wasn't talking to him but her, grabbed me and brought me around the corner where there were no cameras in the mini mall.
Truth. I don't get pulled over so these are my stories.
Quincy, MA cop told me if I ever came back to Quincy he would kill me. Because his wife freaked out I parked in front of her house on a public st.
San mateo County , CA sheriff told me if I ever came back to Half Moon Bay he would kill me. Because my GF got in a super mild fender bender and I was trying to help her. HE kept telling me to shut up, I wasn't talking to him but her, grabbed me and brought me around the corner where there were no cameras in the mini mall.
Truth. I don't get pulled over so these are my stories.
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09-20-2020, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
Lol at manlet. My guess is you're not qualified to spout that term.No, the guy was an ugly bald manlet collecting revenue for the city council on graveyard shift and obviously enjoying his little power trip over someone barely speeding to make up for his miserable janitorial job.
Lmao at senseless fatalities when there's maybe 2 cars on the entire freeway
Lmao at senseless fatalities when there's maybe 2 cars on the entire freeway
I said single vehicle fatality accident because it means one vehicle crashed and the driver died. No other cars involved. Have you driven up to a vehicle crashed on the road with no one around, seen random fresh skids off the road and found a vehicle 100+ feet down an embankment and found a kid, or a father, or a mother, or a family, that all or one have died and died alone and probably because they just got drowsy or were driving to fast for conditions? No. This is what comes across this dude's mind when he's writing you, a young kid, a ticket at 1am for 10 over on an empty road. BTW, a section of road he probably has seen fatality accidents on.
Have some perspective.
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09-20-2020, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By DubBrah⏩
Miss me with your autismLol at manlet. My guess is you're not qualified to spout that term.
I said single vehicle fatality accident because it means one vehicle crashed and the driver died. No other cars involved. Have you driven up to a vehicle crashed on the road with no one around, seen random fresh skids off the road and found a vehicle 100+ feet down an embankment and found a kid, or a father, or a mother, or a family, that all or one have died and died alone and probably because they just got drowsy or were driving to fast for conditions? No. This is what comes across this dude's mind when he's writing you, a young kid, a ticket at 1am for 10 over on an empty road. BTW, a section of road he probably has seem fatality accidents on.
Have some perspective.
I said single vehicle fatality accident because it means one vehicle crashed and the driver died. No other cars involved. Have you driven up to a vehicle crashed on the road with no one around, seen random fresh skids off the road and found a vehicle 100+ feet down an embankment and found a kid, or a father, or a mother, or a family, that all or one have died and died alone and probably because they just got drowsy or were driving to fast for conditions? No. This is what comes across this dude's mind when he's writing you, a young kid, a ticket at 1am for 10 over on an empty road. BTW, a section of road he probably has seem fatality accidents on.
Have some perspective.
I'm not a "young kid" and you sound as big a ******* as the p3dostash
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
Cool story bro.Miss me with your autism
I'm not a "young kid" and you sound as big a ******* as the p3dostash
I'm not a "young kid" and you sound as big a ******* as the p3dostash
You're holding onto the most uninteresting "I got pulled over" story in history of those stories and everyone including the cop, dmv, your insurance, and anyone else who you've bored with this story forgot about it 10 minutes later. Meanwhile, you're holding onto it tight. You're the one on the spectrum kid.
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guy gave me a fkin ticket for going 80 in a 70
brb last 3 times were all warnings
brb driving a mustang going +30mph over traffic and when cop came behind me it looked like i was doing grand theft auto getting away from him so i could pull over on the right side... he was like "wtf were u doing"... still got a verbal warning
but a ticket for 80mph in a 70???
brb last 3 times were all warnings
brb driving a mustang going +30mph over traffic and when cop came behind me it looked like i was doing grand theft auto getting away from him so i could pull over on the right side... he was like "wtf were u doing"... still got a verbal warning
but a ticket for 80mph in a 70???
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Was at my buddy’s place with my rugby team and his idiot gf’s dog mauled another dog in the courtyard at their complex, complete chitshow, garbage neighbors came out that were uninvolved and tried to start a fight with us. Face tattoos and garbage, they threw a few punches and missed and quickly realized maybe 3 cholos don’t want to fck with a squad of juiced rugby guys.
Cops show up, start making wild assumptions that the argument with the neighbors led to us sending the dog out to attack them, complete bs. I’m standing there minding my own business and a manlet cop pokes me in the chest and says “you got a problem Kansas?” (I was wearing my Kansas basketball hoodie.)
Totally unprovoked, I literally hadn’t said a single word. I told him I didn’t have a problem but they might want to check with the other 20 neighbors that had come out and seen everything to get their story straight before they started accusing us of starting a fight. Manlet cop takes an aggressive as fuk step towards me, luckily one of the other officers put his hand on his shoulder and gave him a pretty stern look like “cool your chit bro”.
Still to this day have no idea why manlet cop bro was coming at me, maybe I fukked one of his ex’s awhile back?
Other situation is totally my fault, was at a rugby party with plenty of underaged kids, cops show up, briefly get cuffed and am getting interrogated by a cop (manlet again) about who supplied the alcohol, I was pretty toasted and feeling a little cheeky and told him he’d check his tone if he didn’t have his badge and gun, nothing happened but did see him at the gym a few months later and completely mogged on him which is frankly pretty embarrassing looking back on it. When he was doing seated preacher curls I walked directly in front of him between him and the mirror maybe 3-4 feet in front of him and did my curls, gave him a cheeky smirk while I was racking the dumbbells, could see the nervousness in his face.
Like I said, not proud of the second Kobe, I could be a bit of a dick when I was on agent orange.
Cops show up, start making wild assumptions that the argument with the neighbors led to us sending the dog out to attack them, complete bs. I’m standing there minding my own business and a manlet cop pokes me in the chest and says “you got a problem Kansas?” (I was wearing my Kansas basketball hoodie.)
Totally unprovoked, I literally hadn’t said a single word. I told him I didn’t have a problem but they might want to check with the other 20 neighbors that had come out and seen everything to get their story straight before they started accusing us of starting a fight. Manlet cop takes an aggressive as fuk step towards me, luckily one of the other officers put his hand on his shoulder and gave him a pretty stern look like “cool your chit bro”.
Still to this day have no idea why manlet cop bro was coming at me, maybe I fukked one of his ex’s awhile back?
Other situation is totally my fault, was at a rugby party with plenty of underaged kids, cops show up, briefly get cuffed and am getting interrogated by a cop (manlet again) about who supplied the alcohol, I was pretty toasted and feeling a little cheeky and told him he’d check his tone if he didn’t have his badge and gun, nothing happened but did see him at the gym a few months later and completely mogged on him which is frankly pretty embarrassing looking back on it. When he was doing seated preacher curls I walked directly in front of him between him and the mirror maybe 3-4 feet in front of him and did my curls, gave him a cheeky smirk while I was racking the dumbbells, could see the nervousness in his face.
Like I said, not proud of the second Kobe, I could be a bit of a dick when I was on agent orange.
09-20-2020, 11:42 PM
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- Antoine99
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Got pulled over once for speeding (which is bs I was reading my speed as kilometers per hour but it was MPH it was an honest mistake) so the cop was going to give me a warning, I asked him if he was DTF to not give me a warning and he refused, so of course I filed a complaint against him.
Would kick em in the nuts
09-20-2020, 11:56 PM
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-Was smoking a cig walking down the sidewalk with some friends when I was 16 and a beat cop passing by asked if I was old enough to smoke. I said yeah I'm 18 but told him I didn't have my ID. He said that was legal justification to search me so he went through my pockets to find my pack of cigs. Idiot checked every pocket except the one that had my pack in it just fukking lmao.
-Was at a house party when I was about 18 and someone fired a gun. We all left the house and the cost were there asap. I realized after leaving that I left my coat with my phone inside and I didn't want to come back for it the next day. So I asked the sergeant in command if I could go inside and get it. When I go inside a cop who was checking the house came up from behind me and grabbed the back of my shirt, swung me in a circle and slammed me into the wall. I told him I had consent to come get my chit and he said "'shut up" and checked my pockets. Took a bottle of booze I had tucked in my waistband and told me to "get the fuk out of here". Cop was a manlet btw.
-made a right turn on a red light after coming to a complete stop. Cop behind me decided that was illegal because there was a "stop here on red" sign with an arrow pointing to the limit line. I told him "there was no sign saying I couldn't turn on red, the sign says stop here to tell you where to stop. It's legal to make a right on red when there's no sign saying no turn on red". He wrote the ticket anyway, I took it to traffic court, made me case perfectly clear, and the ******* judge sided with the cop. Fukking scum.
-Was at a house party when I was about 18 and someone fired a gun. We all left the house and the cost were there asap. I realized after leaving that I left my coat with my phone inside and I didn't want to come back for it the next day. So I asked the sergeant in command if I could go inside and get it. When I go inside a cop who was checking the house came up from behind me and grabbed the back of my shirt, swung me in a circle and slammed me into the wall. I told him I had consent to come get my chit and he said "'shut up" and checked my pockets. Took a bottle of booze I had tucked in my waistband and told me to "get the fuk out of here". Cop was a manlet btw.
-made a right turn on a red light after coming to a complete stop. Cop behind me decided that was illegal because there was a "stop here on red" sign with an arrow pointing to the limit line. I told him "there was no sign saying I couldn't turn on red, the sign says stop here to tell you where to stop. It's legal to make a right on red when there's no sign saying no turn on red". He wrote the ticket anyway, I took it to traffic court, made me case perfectly clear, and the ******* judge sided with the cop. Fukking scum.
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09-21-2020, 12:15 AM
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I once had to explain in open court to a detective that if they charge someone with an aggravated offence then they actually have to produce evidence of the circumstances of aggravation and if they don’t have any evidence they can’t just plead the lesser offence (I.e the non-aggravated offence) unless they pleaded that in the alternative in the original charge.
I was barely out of grad school and explaining this to a guy that had to be 15+ years older than me
The magistrate was fking loling
I was barely out of grad school and explaining this to a guy that had to be 15+ years older than me
The magistrate was fking loling
09-21-2020, 12:18 AM
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I've been pulled over twice, once at 19 for a busted headlight and once around 25 for speeding. Judge saw I got headlight fixed and he let me off with a warning, but I had to eat the speeding ticket.
Once got caught smashing gf at park after 11pm or so and he just chuckled when I stammered my weak excuses at age 18 and let me go.
Once got caught smashing gf at park after 11pm or so and he just chuckled when I stammered my weak excuses at age 18 and let me go.
Lurking since '05 - the days of VS gorilla/cloud/goku threads
09-21-2020, 12:21 AM
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I bribed him and he still wrote me a ticket for speeding
Other time i had to bribe the guy to avoid getting sent to a jail halfway across the city to get an alcohol test, regardless if i hadnt drank anything
Other time i had to bribe the guy to avoid getting sent to a jail halfway across the city to get an alcohol test, regardless if i hadnt drank anything
09-21-2020, 12:24 AM
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09-21-2020, 12:30 AM
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- BigNik78
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Mesa PD had a rep here back in the day and I was pulled over when I was 16 for not turning on my lights quick enough in a parking lot. After I got pulled over the cop yells at me to get out of the car. I follow his instructions and see this horseshoe balding cuck is behind his door with a gun drawn on me. After he settles down I see he has a ride-along with him so I immediately think he's trying to show off. Then my very retarded new southerner girlfriend yells out the window that we don't have guns or drugs (I was fiercely anti drugs and had never even seen one). Then this guy wants to search my car after hearing that and I let him. Not much else happened and after everything he just told me to make sure I turned on my lights in parking lots. Not a huge thing but it was pretty laughable how big a deal the guy made of it. I did what he asked and didn't fight the guy and I didn't argue with him or run, so it never went south.
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